Mary-Sue comes to Visit

Pinkie raced through the everfree forest, on the verge of tears from Twilight's previous shout. It replayed in her mind mockingly. Harshly, she slammed open the door. "Zecora! Zecora!" She called loudly. The zebra turned her head. "Ah, Pinkie Pie. You scream very loud, why?" She asked, then sat down. "No, its just.. Theres this mare, she made Applejack and Twilight hate me! She started crying, and it was really fake, but the others believed her more then me when i asked if she used dark magic, and she faked it!" She began gasping for air after speaking as fast as she could to the concerned Zecora. She nodded, taking it all in. "..It sounds like a parasite will grow tonight. Keep it away from Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, or another friendship might just die. Pinkie Pie, this is quite a pit you have found yourself in.. Tell me, what is the mares name? Please do speak before she has a hissy-fit." She spoke in rhymes, and Pinkie nodded. "Its.. really long.. Lemme remember.." She paused for a moment. "Its Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue." Pinkie sighed, her throat now hurting from the use of words. ".. It seems we have a perfect fit. This mare is a Mary Sue, a kind who many often rue. Her personality will bubble and brew, and soon the ponies around her will be her 'stew'. She manipulates them into dolls, taking them along and treating them like dogs. Soon their brains will be nothing but the wooden logs you step on; no thoughts for themselves, no nothing, no never, not ever." She sighed and pointed to a dark book entitled "Fanfiction Mistakes". "Read this book and you shall see; every ghastly deed that this sue can do. Do not let her get to your princesses or surviving friends, or for them it may just be the end. Afterwards your friendships will never mend, for Twilight and Applejack however, they can be saved. All you have to do, is make sure that sue.." She made a hoof mashing motion, putting her two hooves on top of eachother, splattering a cherry, making red juice fly. "..Is paved forever, and she will again ruin your friendships never." Pinkie gasped at the statement. "I.. I have to kill her?" Her lip trembled for a moment, as Zecora nodded. "Her death is best, for do you wish to loose the final friends you have? Regaining friendship is not easy, but i do so hope blood does not make you queasy.." Pinkie nodded. "Thank you, Zecora." and left without further ado. She sprinted to Sugarcube Corner, only to find that Mary Sue was there first. She saw Twilight and Applejack, but Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were nowhere to be seen. She sighed in relief. "Have you come to apologize?!" Twilight snapped, surprisingly aggressive. Pinkie flinched, her mane coming dangerously close to flattening. She opened her eyes, calmed, and stared at Twilight with narrowed eyes. "I have no reason to be mean to you, Twilight. I'm not gonna say anything until i have this figured out." She continued along, the book she borrowed from Zecora bouncing on her back. Thank goodness, Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue didn't see the title. Twilight and Applejack sneered at Pinkie rudely, upturned their noses, then began listening to the silky-coated white mare, telling somehow enchanting tales. Pinkie noticed however, the foals did seem to.. ignore her. They ignored her! They didn't care, but their parents were baking several cakes for her. "I'm gonna take Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake upstairs to get them changed!" Pinkie lied, and picked up the foals, and trotted upstairs. The busy Cake parents didn't care about their foals anymore; too busy enchanted by the beautiful Alicorn in their shop. She placed them down. "Okay, you two. Your gonna help me. You two are the only ones who aren't affected by her. That okay?" Pinkie talked to the two, and they babbled in response. Pinkie took it as a 'yes'. Pinkie sat down and read the book.

"In the case that you find a Mary Sue, your only safe choice to get rid of it is to kill.

Most Mary Sues have the immortal trait. The only way to kill an immortal Mary Sue is to crush. Destroy every part of her, and hope that you weren't too late to save the ponies she separated from you." She skimmed through it, reading important parts. "Make sure she has no idea what your going to do. That'll cancel her spell on any ponies shes enchanted, but their friendship if they had one with you will either be destroyed or kill the pony with it, depending on how deep they are under her control-" Bam. She turned, and saw the door opening. She was surprised to see the Alicorn impatiently stride in, alone. Pinkie shoved the book under her bed quickly, and stood up. She thought, in hopes her plan B would hear. She thought desperately. "Discord, drop a bathtub on her! Crush her and you can torment the others, i won't stop you!" She begged in her mind, but nothing happened. "I came to see the foals. I'm thinking of adopting them.." She said sweetly, bending down to the foals. Her eyes flashed green. "..If they like me." She concluded in her beautiful almost sing-song voice. She cooed to the foals, but Pumpkin Cake ignored her agitated, and began to cry in her presence. Pound Cake spat on her, then began crying as well. ".. I see not." She scowled at the filly and foal, and stomped away angrily, infuriated. Pinkie smiled at the foals, and they smiled back. "Thanks, Pumpkin Cake. Thanks, Pound Cake. You really helped me out there. Now, keep strong. She'll probably try again later.. shes really stubborn-" Pinkie was interrupted by an angry Twilight. "EXCUSE ME? She is not stubborn at all! You're stubborn! You're mean, Pinkie! I don't want to be friends EVER AGAIN!" Twilight bellowed. Pinkie glanced back to the book. It said clearly that they wouldn't remember anything that happened during the time they were controlled by the accursed Sue, so Pinkie slapped Twilight into a bookshelf. She watched Twilight crash to the ground, books falling over her. "Sorry, Twilight." Pinkie turned around, knowing she hurt Twilight on purpose. She felt bad, but it released a good bit of anger. "..You shouldn't hit the books, you should just read it!" She giggled. Twilight groaned, sounding a bit less furious. "What happened?.. Where am i?" She whipped her head around, her eyes seeming just a bit brighter. "Who are you?" Twilight looked at Pinkie, surprised. "I'm Pinkie Pie. We've met before, but.. Its a long story. Now, i want you to completely avoid the alicorn downstairs. Shes not an alicorn; shes a virus. Just keep away from.. it." Pinkie warned. "Go to your library and read this." Pinkie tossed the book to Twilight, who was still bewildered. "You were under the affects. Now go, don't even look at her!" She said in her screechy-yell. Twilight began to panic and asked questions. "But what should i do after? Why should i not look at her?!" Pinkie answered quickly. "Perform a memory spell on a mirror FACING it! She'll enchant you agaiiin!!" She screams, and Twilight sprints off, levitating the book. "..I guess there IS more then one way to free somepony.. hit them with books! I get it!"

The foals tilted their heads, having no idea what Pinkie means. She groans. "..It gives them back their INTELLIGENCE and WILL!" She snickered, and the foals in turn, put their hooves to their face in a 'facepalm' motion. "What? Whaaat? Bad joke?" Pinkie groaned. The fillies nodded, and Pinkie sighed. "Can't win em' all!" The foals began laughing.