Mary-Sue comes to Visit

Discord puffed back, without the sparkly sue. His face was covered in red kisses, lipstick most likely. He gasped and, overly-dramatically, flopped onto his back over a table. "How does one DEAL with a mare such as that? I've never seen a creature so.." He spoke dramatically, but Pinkie rolled her eyes. "So.. Loving!" He made an obnoxious 'blech' then grumbled. "Discord, you go into hiding. I'm gonna buck the living sh-" Discord interrupted her. "Don't curse in front of foals, that's bad nature!" He mocked, and Pinkie sighed. ".. I'm going to beat the living heck out of her. Satisfied?" Discord nodded, then disappeared just as he had appeared. She turned towards the foals, and grunted. "Well, now to find Applejack.. Where'd she go? I wasn't paying attention." She looked around, and spotted Applejack sitting completely still where she was; hardly even breathing, and not blinking. She grabbed a book quickly, took precise aim, and Applejack was unconscious in minutes. Mr. and Mrs. Cake rushed in, and put the cakes down, prepared for Mary's re-arrival. Pinkie grabbed a pair of books next, and sneered. She threw them at the literal cakes, and watched as icing went everywhere, which pissed off the Cakes. "We took our precious time baking those, and you just ruin the cakes? What the hay, Pinkie Pie?!" She rolled her eyes, and they were quickly head-shot with books. "'Kay, got them outta the way." Pinkie put the Cake Twins in their cradle, then bolted out of the door.

Mary Sue stood in front of a large, crystalline tree. She tilted her head. "Why is my element not on this tree? It deserves to be much more then these.. ಠ_ಠ " She muttered, upset. "The element of Love is something that goes with harmony, why isn't it here?! (*´д｀*)" She growled, getting angry. Her magic surrounded the elements, and they were ripped from the tree. The black vines Discord had created, did not make a move, as her existence was enough to keep them back. The elements swirled around her. "These belong to me now. I'll use their magic to create my Element here.. but i'll need a gem to represent it. (￣□￣)" She thought for a few moments, then gasped. "Spikes red ruby! (✿◠‿◠)" She giggled, then teleported away to Twilight's Library. Twilight must have been reading, but Mary didn't care. She was now in front of Spike, who was dazed due to her spell. "Spikey-wikey, i need you to get your gem for me, sweetie! (✪ヮ✪)" Spike nodded, and clumsily grabbed the radiant gem. He handed it over, and she teleported away without even a 'goodbye'. She now was back with the crystal tree. Aggressively, she shattered the element of Laughter, but it simply reformed, unable to be broken. "What?!" She screeched, then threw it. It broke again, but fixed itself once again. She growled, but sighed, calming herself down. She drained magic from the Elements, but to no avail. She got plenty into her element, but it wasn't enough. She wanted it all for her element. She wanted it all for herself. She still drained power, and eventually her element was now lovely, glowing a beautiful red. The gem was attached to a chain, and put around her neck as a necklace. From it, the elements' all had magic combined together inside the red ruby.

Pinkie flopped inside of the library, startling Twilight. "Oh, Pink Pie! Its you!" Twilight smiled, but Pinkie grunted. "Its Pinkie, and hi." Twilight grimaced, embarrassed "R-right.. Pinkie, I know what to do. We'll trap her. We just trap her, and .. we crush her." She muttered, a bit nervous to say. Pinkie spoke up. "Discord is too busy to help, since hes distracting her.. What should we do?" A loud crash came from the door, and the pair turned to see who slammed the door open. They saw a dark shape stand in the doorway, and burst forward at quick speed into Pinkie, attacking her. The shape was revealed to be a blue pegasus, who bucked Pinkie in the jaw for utterly no reason.

"Rainbow-chan, please don't attack Pinkie-kun, she didn't mean it! (✖╭╮✖)" Rainbow Dash ceased her attack, then stood back mindlessly behind Mary Sue. "Well, i came to give you guys some info, but you seem really, really busy.. or that's just me. ( ಠ_ಠ )" The sue flew away, breaking through the roof. Twilight shook, afraid. "Um.." Pinkie looked at her. "What?"

"How does she speak faces?"

"I don't know." Pinkie muttered.

"Right, lets continue.." Twilight muttered, embarrassed. "Okay, um.. so how the hay are we going to fix the problem, Pink?" Pinkie corrected her before answering. "Pinkie. And first, go do your memory spell on your mirror, facing it." Twilight did as commanded, and looked at Pinkie. "Okay, Pinkie, i'm gonna find someone who might be able to help u- Wait.. you can. Just make a bathtub appear above her, you can. You have some weird form of magic, you know. Its easy." Pinkie nodded, not having thought of that.

Mary was having her hooves filed, laying gracefully on a silk bed, crystals hanging from the roof. She was inside of the cave, under the tree of Harmony. She looked up, Twilight and Pinkie glaring at her. Fluttershy, Rainbow, and Rarity were filing Mary's hooves, and her wings preened. "Hello!" She smiled cheerfully. "Welcome to my temporary home! Until my real one is built, of course. I even plan on taking the tree with me, its just so pretty! (✿◠‿◠)"

Twilight began distracting her. "But the tree doesn't belong to you."

Mary shook her head. "You of all ponies should know Twilight, anything i want belongs to me. You helped me after all, even when i told you to yell at Pinkie." Twilight lowered her head, ashamed of the fact she had. "I forgive you." Pinkie put a hoof over Twilight's shoulder, and she looked up. "Well, Pinkie is my friend, and she forgives me. I understand that what i did was horrible, but you made me do it." Twilight spread out her wings boldly, and one twitched.

Pinkie got her signal clear from that single twitch, and a bathtub appeared over Mary. The rest of the mane six scattered, the spell breaking due to Mary's fear as she was crushed.

The rainbow blood splattered everywhere, awaking Pinkie's friends, who screeched in horror.

"And that's how you guys forgot everything!" Pinkie said cheerily.

Rarity fainted. Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy's mouths were agape. Twilight nodded and sipped her tea.

~ The End ~