Mary-Sue comes to Visit

Pinkie Pie was horrified. Did Twilight make it? She walked downstairs, only to see Twilight wasn't there. She sighed in relief, the foals on her back after a change. "Oh, Pinkie!" Mrs. Cake called. "We're planning on letting  Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue adopt Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake!" Mr. Cake yelled from the kitchen. "Mhm~! The foals are just adorable, i couldn't help but fall in love at first sight! ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡ So they're up for adoption now, and i am planning to sign the pa-" Pinkie was already signing the papers eagerly. "..I'll take them then." Pinkie trotted upstairs with the foals, placed them in the crib, and kissed their foreheads. "Guess i'm your mom for now.." She cooed to the foals. They giggled, and Pinkie trotted up to the door, and closed it gently. Pinkie bolted downstairs to face the three ponies, and glared into the Alicorn's eyes. "(・A・ )  Why did you adopt the foals? Those were going to be mine, Pinkie-kun!! (。・^ ・。)" Pinkie rolled her eyes. ".. I can't let you adopt them. If they got hurt because of a bucking moron like you, or even died, i would never forgive myself." She sat down. "..This is for Applejack, Mrs and Mr. Cake, Twilight, the foals, and Me." She turned around and bucked Princess Queen Empress Kawaii Sparkle-desu chan Darkness pastel goth amazing princess cute best awesome amazing adorable Misa-misa Luna Rainbow Mistress Rainbow Mary Sue in the face. She went flying back, blood pouring from her nose, and she hit the wall. Her blood was not a regular, shiny crimson, but in fact a bright rainbow. She was clearly not a pony. Her wings fluttered, and she stood again. The blood actually.. disappeared. Sweetly, the white sue smiled broadly. ".. That didn't hurt at all! (◡‿◡✿)" But Pinkie wasn't staring at her face.. she was looking above her. She followed Pinkie's gaze, and saw Discord. "DISCORD BABY!! I WAS WAITING FOR YOU!! (✿◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ " She leaped at Discord, practically choking him in a hug. The pair disappeared in a puff of smoke. ".. Well that was easy." She muttered, and walked upstairs to tend to the foals.