Equestria Ministry of Herds, Foals and Mental Health

The following documents are the interviews of two recently discovered alicorn colts that were found residing in Ponyville. The two colts are the first male alicorns to ever exist in Equestrian history. The two were brought to Ponyville hospital after being found in a crater where they were found unconscious, shortly after regaining consciousness the two colts escaped the hospital. They were residing in Ponyville while trying to pass themselves off as two transfer students who are brothers at Ponyville elementary school. Locales believed that the two colts were either homeless or runaways due to the fact that the two would disappear into the Everfree forest at night after school, when questioned about their residents by the local school teacher Ms. Cheerilee said the children would always avoid the questions or made silly excuses saying that they were fine.

Whenever the local guard tried to stop them, the children would easily get away or in a few cases defeat the guards…brutally. When a search party was sent into the Everfree forest after the children they found what looked like a camp site. The camp site had two sleeping bags, a shelter, plenty of clean drinking water as well as food, a camp fire, and an alarming multitude of weapons. A lot of the weapons are of unknown origin and appear to be far beyond the technological level of any country. Along with the weapons, traps were found as well which were set up around the camp site for protection.

They were discovered by officials after a recent changeling attack on the town of Ponyville by the Elements of Harmony and the Princesses themselves. The two were attending school classes when a small army of changlings attacked the small town. Instead of followling emergency protocols at the school, they ran out of the school despite the teacher’s attempts to stop them and drew weapons that were hidden on them. They both single handedly fought off and killed the entire changeling invasion force as well as defeated the changeling queen Chrysalis. Unfortunately, Chrysalis managed to escape capture.

The two colts have been described as polar opposites. The younger one of the two is fun loving and quite friendly as well as being described as possibly insane with an obsession for chimichangas, while the other colt who is the older of the two has been described as cold and calculating with the discipline of a seasoned soldier.

When questioned where they came from the younger of the two colts said that they came from another world called ‘Earth’ and that they were both ‘Humans’ and that they were adults. This statement was made by the friendlier one of the two who also said that they both were from separate realities. The colt’s older brother simply said that his younger ‘brother’ is very sick and not all there mentally. The younger sibling is obviously mentally disturbed and needs extensive psychological therapy. The older brother on the other hand seems to hate his younger brother despite the younger ones repeated attempts at forming a friendship.

Princess Celestia herself has ordered that the two be given immediate medical attention and Psychological evaluations as well as be placed under protective custody for their own protection and due to the fact that they are both minors and are the first and only male alicorns to ever exist. The two following documents are the initial assessments of the children.

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Intake Report/Initial Assessment

Client 1 Demographic Information

Client: ‘Deathstroke’

Age: Unknown, apparent physical 12-14

Race: Pony

Tribe: Alicorn

Gender: M

Nationality: Unknown

Parental Demographic Information

No parents or guardians known at present time.

Physical Description and History

Deathstroke is a young alicorn colt that appears to be between the ages of twelve and fourteen years of age. Height recorded at 5 ft 1 in. Weight 95 lbs.

Deathstroke’s fur is a very deep shade of black while his mane is a silverish white. His eyes are a piercing grayish blue color. His body is covered in scars that point to signs of foal abuse but claims they are from his years of combat on the battlefield which leads to the belief that he might have been a child soldier.

His most notable physical trait is the loss of his right eye which is always covered by an eye patch; he refuses to let anyone examine his eye. He has even gone so far as to break the right hand of Captain Shining Armor who tried to remove Deathstroke’s eye patch despite previous warnings given to him by the client.

The client’s younger brother claimed that the loss of Deathstroke’s eye was due to his wife trying to kill him in a fit of rage. This has led to the suspicion that the foal has suffered from a history of sexual abuse and trauma thus explaining his dislike of any physical contact.

Despite this, the client shows great physical fitness, strength, speed, and stamina that is far beyond what a colt of his age should be capable of. His cutie mark is of a mask that is half copper and half black with only one eyehole in it while the whole mask is surrounded by a neon green crosshair.

Deathstroke has a never before seen ability that allows him to heal rather quickly from most wounds and injuries. This ability is so strong that he has even been seen shrugging off blows that by all means should have killed him on impact.

This ability was discovered when a changeling stabbed the client in the shoulder with a knife. Deathstroke simply shrugged off the blow and continued fighting. When doctors checked the wound after the fight, they saw that the stab wound was mostly healed.

These abilities are still yet to be fully studied. Deathstroke claims to have other abilities that he refuses to elaborate on. What these abilities are currently unknown.

Family History

There is no family history on the client at all. The only information on Deathstroke’s family was given to the client’s teacher and the Princesses themselves by Deathstroke’s younger brother (See Client 2 Demographic Information). The client’s school teacher Ms. Cheerilee reported that the client’s younger brother claimed that Deathstroke was previously married and was a father at one time or another and that his wife had tried to kill him in a fit of rage. There is no proof or evidence of this to back these statements up but this has concerned authorities, especially the Princesses that Deathstroke has been sexually abused and taken advantage of at such a young age. Despite the Princesses themselves questioning him on the subject Deathstroke refuses to answer any and all questions on said subject.

Deathstroke shows extreme hostility and hatred towards his younger brother. Where this hatred stems from is unknown since he refuses to explain his reasons for his hatred.

When asked how many mares were in his family’s herd he appeared to be confused by the question. When explained he simply said his parents were monogamists. Though monogamy is accepted, it is very rare which leads to the belief that he may have been part of a monogamist colony.

Psychological History

There is no psychological history on Deathstroke to date due to the fact that he does not appear in any records at all. He is literally an enigma.

Despite no signs of a formal education Deathstroke shows signs of extreme intelligence well beyond his years. When given an IQ test he scored well over 200. His level of intelligence in all forms of academics is that of Doctorate level.

Deathstroke is a very calm and collective individual who tries not to draw any attention to himself when possible. He is very ruthless when it comes to combat, however. From what his teacher Ms. Cheerilee has reported he always makes perfect scores on academic tests and assignments but has trouble socializing in general.

Despite being offered a new set of clothing, Deathstroke always refuses the offers. On a key note the only pony he has ever accepted clothing from was the element of harmony Rarity. Instead he prefers to wear his battle armor and weapons. Despite repeated attempts to get him to relinquish his weapons and armor he refuses to even let the Princesses touch them and has even threatened them, saying that should the Princesses or the guards touch his weapons and armor in any way he will kill them without hesitation. The client may very well have psychopathic tendencies.

Something that has brought a lot of concern was what happened during the attempted invasion of Ponyville. The changeling queen chrysalis herself grabbed a young filly by the name of Sweetiebelle and threatened to slit her throat if he didn’t give up. When Deathstroke saw this he went into an insane fit of rage screaming “HANG ON JERICHO, I’M COMING!!!” as he managed to close the distance between him and Chrysalis. He snatched the knife away from her and shattered it in his hand and stabbed one of the shards into one of Chrysalis’s eyes, taking out one of her eyes in the process. Sweetiebelle got away thanks to Deathstrokes efforts, but she was severely traumatized from the whole ordeal and is currently receiving therapy.

Social History

Deathstroke has trouble socializing with others his own age. From what his teacher Ms. Cheerilee has reported, Deathstroke tends to avoid other children and sits by himself. He appears quite apathetic most of the time. Despite this he has quite often been seen socializing with a group of three fillies that call themselves the ‘Cutie Mark Crusaders’. He also is seen socializing with Spike the dragon as well on a regular basis as well.

The fillies Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo claim that despite Deathstroke’s anti-social behavior, he is actually quite sociable when he wants to be and that he has gone ‘crusading’ with them on multiple occasions. He has been seen defending these three fillies from the local school bully Diamond Tiara. From what his teacher says he does not get along with Diamond Tiara in particular in anyway and will often stand up to her and has even gotten into a physical confrontation with her on more than one occasion.

An issue that has concerned psychiatrists is that Deathstroke displays behavior that is outside of society and gender norms. Deathstroke claims that in the society where he comes from, stallions are dominant and that the gender roles are reversed. He seemed intrigued by the fact that mares outnumber stallions 10:1. He explained that where he is from the gender ratio is equal, 50:50. This shocked everypony that heard this. Despite all attempts to find where the client comes from there has been no success. The client refuses to tell us where he comes from. There is suspicion that the two colts may have come from a small secret group of alicorns that have been hidden throughout time but there is no evidence to validate this theory.

Another concern that the princesses have is that Deathstroke consumes meat on a regular basis. Both Deathstroke and his brother have canine teeth which means they are able to consume meat. This has baffled doctors and dentists as well as the Princesses.

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Client 2 Demographic Information

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Please disregard any and all writings that are written in red. The client could not be stopped when it came to tampering with the report. No matter how many times the report was rewritten the clients writings kept appearing on the report even when he didn’t touch it.

Client: ‘Deadpool’

Age: Unknown, apparent physical 12-14

Race: Pony

Tribe: Alicorn

Gender: M

Nationality: Unknown

Parental Demographic Information

No parents or guardians known at present time.

Physical Description and History

Deadpool is a young alicorn colt that appears to be between the ages of twelve and fourteen years of age. Height recorded at 5 ft 0 in. Weight 90 lbs.

Deadpool’s fur is a very deep shade of bright red while his mane is a bright gold color. His eyes are bright sapphire blue. A very notable part of his appearance is that the fur around his eyes is a deep shade of black. The tips of his wings are black.

Deadpool appears to be physically fit for his age but when blood tests were ran on him along with an assortment of other extensive medical tests, the tests showed that he was suffering from an unknown disease that we have never seen before. The disease is causing mutations to his body's cells. By all means this disease should have killed him long ago but his body is showing signs of regenerating far faster than the disease can harm him therefore keeping it under control. If it weren't for his Alicorn DNA his body would have been horribly disfigured by the disease long ago.

Deadpool has amazing regenerating abilities that far exceed even Deathstroke's regenerative abilites. Deadpool calls this abilitly his 'Healing Factor'. While Deathstroke is able to potentially lethal blows, Deadpool is literally able to be killed and come back from the dead. A good example of this was when he was being lectured by his teacher Ms. Cheerilee, complained about it being too boring for him. He then proceeded to pull out an unknown weapon that he calls a ‘Gun’ and put it under his chin and pulled the trigger, killing himself in the middle of the class room in front of Ms. Cheerilee and the entire student body. He literally splattered his own brains and blood across the entire room. The class erupted into utter chaos and panic. Ms. Cheerilee began screaming at the top of her lungs in horror only to have Deadpool get up a few seconds later when it was lunch time and then proceeded to sit outside on a playground bench and eat a whole lunch box full of chimichangas. Deathstroke simply looked at his younger brother with an annoyed expression.

Ms. Cheerilee snapped out of her state of panic and rushed outside and picked up Deadpool and ran him to Ponyville General Hospital only for him to teleport out of his teacher’s grip and made a run for it. She chased him for a mile until Ms. Cheerilee manage to tackle him, causing both of them to teleport to the hospital ironically.

After the doctors checked him out they told her that he was perfectly fine. They thought she was lying about what happened which angered Deadpool to which he shot himself in the head again with his gun. This caused everypony to panic and scream as they tried to save him only for him to get up completely fine again. The doctors looked at him with astonishment. Doctors began asking him questions until one of the doctors recognized him and sayed that him and his brother both escaped the hospital two weeks prior. The doctors tried to restrain him only for him to teleport around the room laughing like a maniac while cracking jokes. He even started to break dance which made it even harder for everypony to restrain him.

Five guards tried to restrain him at this point only for Deadpool to knock all of them out with no effort what so ever. At that point he kissed Ms. Cheerilee on the lips and teleported away only to teleport back and pull a wild chimpanzee and scream “You know what to do Bobo!” and then he teleported away again.

We have no idea how is able to teleport without the use of magic. Also, it seems that he can pull just about anything from his utility belt at a moment’s notice. How he is able to do this is beyond even our top scientist. He does not let anypony touch it. Except for Pinkie Pie. The one time the guards did manage to get it away from him, they looked away from it for just a split second only for it to be gone from their hands and back on Deadpool’s waist.

He is very talented physically. He show great prowess in martial arts. He has stamina that far exceeds that of even the most elite of guards. His speed and reflexes are way amazing as well. He also is very skilled with swords as well. His skills in combat are very amazing and at the same time disturbing. He claims to be a mercenary just like his brother. This has led us to believe that he was a child soldier as well. He sometimes refers to himself as ‘The Merc with the mouth’. He even defeated twenty five guards that were trying to restrain him while he was talking on the phone. Desptie his combat abilities and experience, he has no knowledge on how to perform magic or even how to fly, just is brother.

NOT TO MENTION I'M A RAGING SEX MACHINE THAT CAN MAKE SWEET SUGARY BUTTERY LOVE THAT'S SO GOOD THAT IT WOULD MAKE EVEN MRS. BUTTERWORTH JEALOUS!!!

Family History

There is no family history on Deadpool what so ever. The only known family that he has is his older brother Deathstroke. We asked him about how many mares were in his family’s herd he seemed to not know what a herd is. When it was explained what a herd is he merely jumped up and shouted “JACKPOT!!!”. When he was told that 90% of Equestria’s population was comprised of mares he started to break dance in joy.

BITCHES!!! BITCHES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!!! IT’S… IT’S TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR WORDS!!! YOU BRONIES KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!!

Deadpool is almost always seen with his brother, trying to start a friendship with him only to be met with hostility and sometimes violence. He refuses to answer any questions about his family therefore we were unable to gather any more information on the topic.

Psychological History

Deadpool is mentally unstable in the most extreme way. He has no regard for his own safety. No pony has ever seen such a poor damaged colt like this. He charged Chrysalis and her army and slaughtered every changeling that got in his way and laughed while he did it. Deadpool shows signs of extreme psychosis and delusions. He keeps talking to what he calls ‘The Readers’ when in actuality there is no pony there, he also rambles nonsense continuously. He shows sign of extreme insanity. He leaped around the room laughing when we asked him questions during the interview while pulling random objects out of nowhere such as pies which he threw at the guards along with a chimpanzee that by some means beyond our comprehension knew Kung-Fu. This child is mentally disturbed and needs extensive treatment.

One of the most disturbing and terrifying things that Deadpool did was when one of Chrysalis’s top generals smacked Pinkie Pie across the face during the invasion. Deadpool immediately went into an insane fit of rage. His joking and happy go lucky persona disappeared as he began screaming in rage “DON’T YOU EVER TOUCH HER!!! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING TOUCH HER!!!” as he beat the changeling general to death in an insane fit of rage. Deadpool literally and brutally tortured the changeling general before he killed him. The autopsy shows that every bone in the general’s body was broken as well as almost all of his organs were ruptured from the colt’s assault. The changeling general’s face is still stuck in an expression of pure terror even in death.

THAT BASTARD HAD IT COMING FOR TOUCHING MY PINK PONY WAIFU!!!

Also, on a side note Deadpool is almost always wearing some sort of costume/armor that is red and black in color along with a mask. Why he does this is, no pony knows. But he says he is use to everypony running in fear of his hideous deformities. This makes no sense since he looks like a normal handsome colt. This shows signs of self-loathing and that he hates his own self-image.

Another big concern is that the Princesses have is that he seems to make a lot of sexual comments and advances despite his age.

SHAKING MY MILKSHAKES!!! SHAKING MY MILKSHAKES!!!

He shows signs that he has been sexually abused and even raped. Despite this he seems to smile whenever possible. When he was asked if he was ever abused in anyway in his life, he had a look of pure rage for a few seconds that scared everypony in the room before he began to smile again and shrugged it off as if it were nothing. The rapid shift in his emotions are very concerning. But probably the biggest concern is the fact that he claims to hear voices in his head. The Princess has asked that he receive regular therapy sessions along with his brother in Ponyville.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!! THEY THINK THEY CAN HANDLE ME, HAHAHA!!!

Whatever this poor colt has had to endure in his life has driven him to pure insanity. We will try to help him in any way that we can. We only hope that we can help him to recover.

Social History

Despite everything, Deadpool is quite friendly to everypony around him as long as they do not try to harm him or his friends and loved ones. Many of the kids at the school say that he loves to run around and play games and socialize with them. He is even seen going on ‘crusades’ with the ‘Cutie Mark Crusaders’. He is good friends with Spike the Dragon as well. Especially with the Element of Laughter, Pinkie Pie. He loves to spend time with her whenever he can. Pinkie Pie is actually able to calm him down whenever he gets ‘out of hand’. The two have become the best of friends and are often seen together. From the looks of it Deadpool might even have a crush on Pinkie Pie.

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The two Alicorn colts were found sleeping in the Everfree Forest by their teacher Ms. Cheerilee a week prior to the attempted changeling invasion. When she found them she took the two colts back to her home with her so that they wouldn’t be out in the cold and in danger. She did the right thing by offering them shelter. Who knows what could have happened to them if they stayed there.

The Princesses wish to try and get to know the two young colts as much as they can. They have vowed to help rehabilitate these young colts. Until further notice the two colts will remain under the care of the Elements of Harmony as well as their teacher Ms. Cheerilee in the town of Ponyville.

• Doctor Sympathetic Love P.H.D.

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(Two weeks ago – During the DEATH BATTLE fight)

*HONK!!!!!!!*

The sound of the giant public bus was blaring loud as it barrel down the highway as the bus spun out of control. Everyone one of the passengers had jumped out of the bus, bus driver included. They figured that they would have a far better chance jumping than having to deal with the two assassins that were fighting on the top of the bus.

“Missed me, missed me!” Deadpool laughed as he began breaking dancing on the top of the bus as his boom box started playing.

*BANG! BANG! BANG!*

Deathstroke fired a series of shots at the insane assassin as he dodged the shots laughing only to receive a shot to the head. As he stumbled backwards he laughed.

“Healing factor BEEYACH!!!” Deadpool shouted as he recovered from the gunshot wound to his head. Deadpool charged Deathstroke with his twin katanas drawn.

*CLING!!! ClANG!!! CLING!!!*

Deathstroke blocked all of the strikes with his sword as he back flipped out of the way of the way of a sword slash. As he landed away from the insane mercenary. When he looked up at his opponent he saw that Deadpool had one of the pins from his grenades. Deathstroke looked down at his untility belt to see that sure enough, one of the grenades was missing a pin. Thinking fast he quickly grabbed the grenade and threw it at Deadpool.

Deadpool laughed as the grenade went towards him. Little did Deadool know that the grenade that was heading towards him carried trace amounts of kryptonite. The grenade exploded and sent shards of the green stone everywhere. One of the shards hit Deadpool’s teleportation belt just as he was teleporting, causing it to malfunction.

“Really! That’s what you’re going with? That’s how you’re going to send us to Eque-” Deadpool was interrupted by Deathstroke who tackled him as Deadpool’s teleportation device made the two assassins along with the bus disappear in a giant explosion.

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*Meanwhile in Ponyville*

The Elements of Harmony were sitting at a table outside of the local café’ as they talked about their day.

“He’s been so lonely, there are hardly any colts in town that are his age for him to play with.” Twilight stated with a sigh.

“Oh the poor dear. My little Spikey-Wikey shouldn’t have to suffer like this!” Rarity said overdramatically.

“We’re his friends! Isn’t he happy with us!?” Pinkie Pie asked.

“Yes he is but that’s not the point Pinkie. He hardly has any male friends, he’s almost always surrounded by mares. He needs to be able to hang out with the guys every now and then. Cheeriliee said that he has been getting very sad and depressed ever since his classmate Lightning Flash moved away.” Twilight said sadly.

“Those two were pretty close, weren’t they?” Rainbow Dash added in.

“Yeah they were… I just wish he could be able to have some friends that he could relate to. I mean mare outnumber stallions by 10 to 1 in most of Equestria but here in Ponyville it’s worse. It’s 20 to 1!” Twilight said sympathetically.

“Oh I wish there was something we could do for him.” Fluttershy said softly with a frown.

“Well Applebloom, Sweetiebelle, and Scootaloo have always been there for him. He’ll find a friends, it just takes time. I mean ya’ can’t just expect them to fall out of the sky.” Applejack said.

At that moment Pinkie Pie’s tail began to twitch uncontrollably to which the others took notice of. But at that moment they heard a loud explosion.

“WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT!!!” Rainbow Dash shouted as she and her friends jumped up from the table.

“It sounded like it came from the town square! Come on girls!” The girls said as they ran to the center of town. What they saw made them gasp in horror. There before them stood a giant crater and in that crater were two little colts laying in the middle of the smoldering hot crater that appeared to be no older than fourteen year old, they laid there broken and battered.

“OH MY CELESTIA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM!!!” Rarity shrieked. At that moment the two colts began to stir.

(Start Song)

As they both tried to stand up the mares were shocked at what they saw. One of them was wearing black armor with an assortment of weapons on his being. He was wearing a mask that was half black on the right side of it with no eyehole, while the left side was a copper color with an eyehole. The other colt wore a red costume that had traces of black. He carried an assortment of weapons on him as well. His mask was a bright shade of red with the area around the eyes a deep shade of black. But what surprised them the most was the fact they both had horns and wings. They were alicorns.

The girls couldn’t believe it as they saw the two alicorns square off with each other. The girls snapped out of their shock and awe as they saw the two colts draw their weapons. The two alicorn colts were too focused on the fight to even notice their transformations from human to pony.

“WAIT!!! DON’T DO IT!!! YOUR HURT!!!” Twilight screamed to the two colts. A crowd had already formed watching the two alicorns who charged at each other with swords and weapons drawn, both covered in their own blood.

“SOMEPONY STOP THEM!!!” A mare in the crowd shrieked at the top of her lungs as the two colts charged at each other and clashed blades.

Deathstroke was delivering a series of rapid slashes at the insane mercenary who just kept dodging and blocking while returning strikes of his own.

The blades clashes and clangs rang out as they both kept up their assaults on each other. Deathstroke delivered a bone shattering kick to Deadpool’s chest, sending him flying back 50 feet. His body hit the ground tumbling only for him to back flip into a standing position.

“STAND BACK LADIES THE FIRST THREE ROWS ARE A SPLASH ZONE!!!” Deadpool shouted as he pulled a minigun out of nowhere and aimed it at Deathstroke. Deadpool unleashed an endless barrage of bullets at the one eyed merc. Deathstroke quickly ran as he tried to find anything he could use as cover. He ran past a brick wall which was shot to bits as he dove into a cafe’. The gun fire was endless as Deathstroke took cover behind a counter. Deathstroke quickly drew his pistol and fired three shots. All three of them finding their mark in the insane colt’s chest.

“OWIE!!! THAT’S NOT NICE!!! NO WONDER YOUR WIFE SHOT YOU IN THE EYE AND LEFT YOU!!!” Deadpool laughed only for ten pineapple grenades to be thrown out of the café’.

*BOOM!!!*

The explosion was massive as Deadpool was blown to bits. Everypony in the crowd gasped and screamed in horror. As Deathstroke came out from behind his cover with his two machine guns at the ready he did a quick sweep of the room. As he turned around he came face to face with Deadpool.

“BOOGIED BOO!” Deadpool shouted as he delivered a bone crushing punch to the one eyed mercenary’s jaw, sending him flying backwards and out of the café’. Deathstroke managed to right himself in midair and did a series backwards handsprings until he landed with his dual machine guns at the ready. Deadpool teleported outside and in front of Deathstroke with his guns at the ready.

“DIE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!” Deathstroke shouted in anger as he fired a barrage of bullets. Returned fire as well.

“DIE HONEY BOO BOO, JUST FUCKING DIE!!!” Deadpool shouted at the top of his lungs as the bullets smashed into each other and canceled each other out.

“Oh come on, this again?” Deadpool said.

*CLICK!*

Both weapons clicked empty as they both colts switched to melee weapons. Deathstroke drew his power staff and delivered a series of quick strikes only for them to be blocked by Deadpool’s swords. Deadpool managed to find an opening and stabbed both of his katana’s into Deathstroke’s chest and stomach. This caused all of the crowed to scream in terror and horror.

But to their horror Deathstroke yanked both blades out of his chest and tossed them to the side as they both then charged each other and engaged in hand-to-hand combat. The both delivered a series of punches and kicks to each other until they both ended up grappling with each other back in the crater where they first landed.

“There’s something that’s been bugging me.” Deadpool stated he was wrestling with Deathstroke.

“And what would that be?” Deathstroke said as he strangled Deadpool.

“Whatever happened to that bus we were on?” Deadpool said.

(End song here)

*HOOOOONK!!!*

They both looked up to see a giant public bus falling from the sky.

“In the wise words of Jacky Gleason… POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!” Deadpool said as the bus crushed both of them in the crater with a loud explosion.

“NOOO!” Fluttershy cried as she saw the bus explode in a ball of fire and flames. The sound of crunching mental and burning flames was loud.

Fluttershy began to sob loudly at the death of the two colts only for something to happen that she would never have expected to happen in a million years.

Deadpool slowly rose out of the wreckage and began singing.

“AND IIIIIII-EEEEEEE-IIIIIII, WILL ALWAAAAAAAAAAAYS LOVE YOOOOOUUUUUUUU-OOOOOOO!!!”

*POW!!!*

Deathstroke struck Deadpool in the head with a piece of the wreckage, knocking Deadpool out as he limped out of the wreckage only to collapse onto the ground and pass out.

“Just shut the hell up you bastard.” Was the last thing Deathstroke said right before he passed out.

The girls could only stand in awe shock at what they had just seen taken place.

“We got to get them to the hospital!” Fluttershy cried to which Pinkie Pie picked up Deadpool and while Twilight picked up Deathstroke. They were all gone in a flash as Twilight teleported everypony to the hospital, leaving a crowed of shocked and amazed citizens in Ponyville with their jaws hitting the ground. The children on the other hand were cheering at how cool they thought the fight was.

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*3 Hours Later – Ponyville Hospital*

The two Alicorn colts were lying in twin hospital beds that were set right next to each other in the intensive care wing of Ponyville General Hospital. They were hooked up to life support machines and had breathing tubes down their throats.

A team of the best doctors in Equestria were running tests and diagnostics on the two new alicorns. A group of guards were standing guard outside the room. Twilight sent word about what had happened and about finding the two baby alicorns to the Princess by letter.

Celestia had sent word back to Twilight and her friends that she was sending her best doctors to treat the two foals. She also told Twilight that she and her friends need to protect and watch over the two fourteen year olds. Her orders were to make sure that the two colts were treated kindly and to make sure that they know they are safe and that nopony will hurt them. She would come as she as she was able to. Little did the Princess know that these two new alicorns were no mere foals.

The Elements of Harmony were talking to the guards and the doctors outside of the room. Spike sat in the room watching the two colts. Everypony thought that the two would feel less threatened if they woke up to the sight of another colt their age. Naturally the two colts were restrained to the beds should they wake up and become violent after the incident that happened earlier and there were big burly guards standing outside the door incase anything happened.

Spike stared at the two colts as they were lying in their beds all hooked up to the machines. He felt bad that they were in such a state. He saw the fight earlier and it confused him to no end why they would both try to kill each other. He looked at that sat in the corner of the room along with their gear and weapons which were locked up tightly in a chest that only the guards had the keys two. But for some odd reason they couldn’t remove Deadpool’s utility belt.

As he stared at the gear that he had no idea what most of it was he pulled out a Tupper ware container and popped the lid. It was 9 PM and he hadn’t had any dinner yet. As the smell of his dinner wafted into nose he could only smile.

“Ah nothing like Chimichangas to make your day, especially Pinkie’s Chimicherrychangas!” Spike said happily. As he turned around he saw that one of the hospital beds were empty. The black colt with the silver mane was still lying in bed unconscious. But the red colt was nowhere to be seen. When he turned around he saw the red alicorn colt face to face with him. Spike eyed the colt, he looked normal for the most part except for the fact that he had a lot of scars that were all over his body.

“Chimichangas!” Deadpool shouted with glee as he eyed the Mexican treat, causing Spike to jump in fear.

“Y-You want some, I have plenty.” Spike said as he offered half of his food to Deadpool who happily took them in his hands.

“Thanks man! These always hit the spot! That was like an orgasm in my mouth!” Deadpool said as he devoured his favorite food instantly and sighed in relief after words.

“W-Who are you? And what’s an orgasm?” Spike asked innocently.

“Well Spike, I’m Deadpool, the merc with mouth! As for the other one ask your friends.” Deadpool said as he flipped backwards through the air and laughed.

“Wait a minute! How do you know my name?” Spike asked suspisously.

“Hasbro.”

“What?”

“Twinkies will save the world!” Deadpool shouted.

“Oookay?” Spike said in confusion as he stepped away.

“This guy is obviously off his rocker.” Spike thought to himself.

“Who’s that guy? Is he your brother?” Spiked asked innocently as he pointed to the black colt with the silver mane that wore an eye patch over his right eye that was lying in bed sleeping.

Deadpool turned to the readers with a huge smile.

“Oh this shit is too good to pass up!” Deadpool said to the readers before he turned to back to Spike.

“Why yes, yes he is! My older brother in fact! His name is Deathstroke!” The colt said with a laugh.

“Shit’s gonna get crazy readers!” Deadpool addressed the readers again.

“Who’re you talking to?” Spike asked but received no answer as Deadpool spotted himself in the mirror.

“Wow, I’ve never been a pony before. This shit is sweet!” Deadpool laughed which only confused the young drake.

“You act like this is the first time you’ve ever seen your face.” Spike said to the human turned colt.

“My old face made me look worse than Frankenstein’s and Hitler’s ugly bastard son.” He laughed.

“You wanna be friends Deadpool?” Spike asked, worried that he would say no.

“OF COURSE MAN!” Deadpool said as he ran up to Spike and pulled him into a tight hug.

“You gave me your Chimichangas man! Your Chimichangas! You don’t forget that kind of sacrifice! You’re a true friend man! If you ever need anything, anything at all, just let me know.” The colt said in a very serious tone.

“Ok.” Spike said as a huge smile spread across his face.

“You wanna see something funny?” He asked Spike to which the Drake nodded.

Deadpool then reached for the heart monitoring device that was clamped on to his index finger and pulled it off, causing his own heart monitoring machine to flat line and make a loud ‘BEEEEEP’ sound.

At that moment a bunch of doctors bust through the doors ready to save the young alicorn but as soon as they opened the door Deadpool screamed.

“SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!!! CAN’T A MAN WACK OFF TO A POTATO IN PEACE!!!” He screamed which caused the doctors to shut the door in a panic.

“What the-”

“Give it sec.” Deadpool said with a laugh as he pulled a Play Colt magazine out of nowhere and began reading it.

At that moment the Elements of Harmony burst through the door along with a few doctors.

“What are you doing out of bed!? You need to lie down and let us hook you back up to the life support.” Twilight shrieked in panic as she tried to grab the colt only for him to backflip through the air as eveypony tried to grab him only for him to begin break dancing and dodge and evade every attempt to capture him. He was tackled by Rainbow Dash who was careful not to hurt him.

“Got ya!”

“Let me go!” Deadpool shouted.

“Sorry squirt but I can’t do that so you might as well stop struggling.” Dash said, and to her surprise Deadpool did just that and stopped struggling.

“…Don’t make me get naked.” He said seriously as he looked her dead in the eye.

“……You wouldn’t dare.” Rainbow Dash said only to jump pack in terror as she saw that Deadpool’s hospital gown had mysteriously disappeared. Deadpool took advantage of the moment and streaked out of the room… literally.

“See anything you like ladies, give me a call!” He said as he ran past the other Elements of Harmony who all gave blood curdling screams as he streaked through the hospital with a group of guards trying to catch him.

Around that time Deathstroke began to wake up.

“Twilight.” Spike said as Deathstroke snapped the wrist restraints with no effort at all.

“Not now Spike, we have to catch that colt!” Twilight said as Deathstroke slowly pulled out his own breathing tube.

“The other one is waking up!” Spike shouted to which everypony in the room quickly turned around to see Deathstroke standing there as Deadpool darted back into the room only for Deathstroke to close line him, causing Deadpool to flip through the air and land face down on the hospital floor to which everypony gasped in shock.

“Why did you do that to your brother?” Spike asked Deathstroke to which he raised an eyebrow.

“My what?” He said as Deadpool laughed as he got up. At that moment Deathstroke saw himself in the mirror and his eyes went wide.

“Everypony just needs to calm down! We all just need to sit down and discuss this like civilized ponies.” Twilight said calmly as Deathstroke faced Twilight.

“Where am I?” He asked coldly.

“You’re in Ponyville, Equestria.” Twilight said with look of concern by the fact that he didn’t even know where he was.

“What are you?” He asked coldly.

“I’m a pony just like you. Don’t you know that?” The purple unicorn expression got even more worried.

“Why do I have both a horn and wings?” He asked as he noticed the how some ponies had horns while others had wings while others had neither.

“Y-You’re an alicorn. I think you need to lie down.” To everypony’s surprise he did just that as Deadpool was put in bed by one of the nurses.

Deathstroke felt the full weight of the situation sink in. He could already could tell that he was in another world and to make matters worse he was turned into one of these aliens. But the worst of all was the fact that he was now a kid again. He turned towards Deadpool and said only one thing.

“What the hell did you do!?” He said.

“Tweet that shit bitches!” Was all Deadpool said only for Deathstroke to knock him out with a right hook to the face. Surprising everypony in the room.

“My apologies for my…brother... He's an idiot.” Deathstroke said the last word with a lot of malice.

“I need to ask you some questions.” Twilight said as Deathstroke could only think that this was going to be a long night.

Author's Note

Well this is the first chapter of my new story I hope you all like it. I feel like I didn't do a good job on the first chapter.

A big thanks to Xinrick for helping me out with this story.

Another big thanks to rikusorasephiroth who came up with the name for the fic.

Please comment below and let me know how I did. I feel like I didn't do a good job on capturing Deathstroke's and Deadpool's characters and personality correctly.

Also, fan art please!