Author's Note

Hi everypony! I'm sorry I took so long on this chapter! My birthday was a few days ago so yay! I'm am now 23 and I feel old as hell! It was also my late mothers birthday earlier this month as well which was hard for me and the family. But the main reason why I have been so delayed on updating my stories is because of college. Don't worry though I am still doing my stories! I could be an old man and I will still be updating my stories! Again, I am sorry for the delay.

A big thanks to Xinrick again for his help and ideas. Also a big thanks to qazse for leaving that video and his idea of how Cadence should have their first encounter.

Well I am going to go study for my college test that I have to take in a few hours, take the test and hopefully pass with a good grade, go home and take a nap, and then I am going to go work on the next chapter of A Swordsman's Path to Redemption

God Bless everyone

• Axel

P.S. That pic of the knife was a knife from my personal collection. Deadpool asked if he could use it so I let him.

Chapter 1 - Stop that Colt! Deathstroke Play Nice!

Chapter 1 - Stop that Colt! Deathstroke Play Nice!

Twilight made a quill and a piece of paper appear at the ready in front of her with her magic as she looked at the black alicorn colt with the silver mane who raised an eyebrow at what he just saw.

“So you can use magic, huh? Interesting.” Deathstroke said to the purple mare.

“Yes, in fact it’s my special talent. You make it sound like you’ve never used magic before.” She said with concern as she looked at the colt.

“That’s because I haven’t.” He said in a deep monotone voice.

“What!!! What do you mean you can’t use magic!?” Twilight shrieked in fear as everypony in the room gasped at what was told to them.

“Just what I told you. But I have used black magic arcane circles on a few occasions before.” Deathstroke said as he remembered the whole Trigon fiasco where he had to play like he was the demon’s servant.

“Black magic? Is that like dark magic!?” Twilight gasped with worry that the young colt was dabbling with forces he knew nothing about.

“No, of course not.” He said to which the mares sighed in relief.

“It makes dark magic look like nothing. Dark magic can kill a few hundred if the user is skilled. But black magic can wipe out thousands of lives. If the user is skilled enough they can even kill millions in the blink of an eye.” The colt said with no emotion whatsoever to which everypony gasped in horror. Twilight was pale as a ghost at what she heard. Fluttershy was shaking like a leaf while the other girls looked disgusted and horrified at what they had just heard.

“How do you know about this stuff?” Rarity asked with fear at what the answer might be.

“There are a lot of freaks out there that try to kill me every day and some of them know how to use magic very well. So I found it in my best interest to do a little research on the subject of magic so I could figure out their weaknesses.” Deathstroke said with a smirk that sent chills throughout the mares’ bodies.

Rarity’s face turned to a horrified look at what she had just heard which was shared by her friends. Fluttershy walked over to Deathstroke and pulled him into a tight hug. Deathstroke had to restrain himself as not to strike the shy mare out of reflex. His years on the battlefield and as mercenary and assassin have made him ‘edgy’. He could easily tell that she was no threat but he watched her carefully. It never hurt to be safe rather than sorry.

“You poor little colt! Why would anypony try to harm a little angel like you?” Fluttershy said which caused Deathstroke to actually bust out laughing at being called an angel. But his laugh was completely empty and hollow. It sent chills down their spines. It was the laugh of someone who had seen many hardships and many battles in his life.

“I’m no angel.” He said to Fluttershy who was frightened by his laugh.

“That’s bullshit. I don’t believe any of that stuff you said.” One of the unicorn guards scoffed.

Deathstroke looked at the stallion for a second with a blank expression. He grabbed a piece of paper and began drawing one of the arcane circles. When he finished it in a matter of seconds he handed it to Twilight who gasped at what she saw. Deathstroke then proceeded to flip the guard off who glared at the colt.

“T-This is amazing! What type of magic is this!?” Twilight asked ecstatic at the thought of a new type of magic.

“Necromancy.” He said.

“What’s that?” She asked.

“A type of black magic that allows you to bring the dead back to life, to a certain extent at least. But most of the time it brings a zombie back. It often requires a blood sacrifice… I just copied that from a book I read before.” Deathstroke said. Twilight’s eyes shrank at what she had just heard.

“I need to send this to the Princess! This is dangerous! If this falls into the wrong hands there’s no telling what could happen!” Twilight said with worry as she folded the sketch and put it into her pocket. Deathstroke’s ears twitched at hearing the word Princess.

“What Princess?” Deathstroke asked as he narrowed his eyes.

“Princess Celestia, silly!” Pinkie Pie said with a big smile.

“Never heard of her.” Deathstroke said which caused the mares to gasp.

“What! What do mean you never heard of her!?” The girls shrieked

“Just what I said. Next question.” He said to which Twilight decided that it was best not to press the matter considering that she needed to get some answers from him for the princess. If she press too hard then he might refuse to give her any information at all.

“You said you couldn’t use magic?”

“Correct.”

“Why?”

“Just never had the ability.” He said getting bored with the conversation.

“But you’re an alicorn! Alicorns have some of the strongest magic in existence.” Twilight stated which caught the colt’s attention.

“What do you mean?” He asked to which Twilight then began to explain how the three races worked together and what their abilities are. This intrigued the assassin at the thought of being able to use magic.

“Where are you from?” Twilight asked as she was writing down notes.

“Classified.” He answered.

“Oookay…What’s your name?” Twilight said as she figured she could come back to the question later.

“Deathstroke.” He said which made Fluttershy hide behind Rainbow Dash.

“T-That’s a scary name.” The shy Pegasus said while shaking.

“I’m a scary guy.” He said.

“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“Classified.”

“What were those weapons you were using?” Twilight asked with annoyance as the colt skipped her questions.

“Classified.”

“How old are you?”

“Classified.”

“Nopony is going to hurt you Deathstroke. The Princesses have given strict orders for us to protect you. You can trust us.” Twilight said as she gave a warm smile to the colt who only looked at her with a cold stare.

“I don’t trust anyone. Especially not your damn pathetic Princess.” Deathstroke said in a deadly low tone, causing everypony in the room to gasp at what the assassin just said.

“How dare you speak of the Princesses in such a manner, colt!” The guard who said that he didn’t believe the colt’s claim shouted in anger at Deathstroke.

“Watch it soldier! I’m not one of your princess’s subject so I owe her nothing. I don’t respect her, I don’t owe her anything.” Deathstroke said narrowing his good eye in anger. This only angered the guard more who made his way towards the young colt and raised a hand to him in preparation to strike the colt across the face.

“Wait! The Princess said to protect him not hurt him!” Twilight shrieked only for the stallion to ignore her as one of the other guards tried to stop her fellow guard. But before the guard’s hand could even connect with the colt’s face, his hand was caught in a vice like grip and before he knew what was happening he was slammed to the ground with a painful thud. Deathstroke was on top of the unicorn guard who tried to activate his magic only for the colt to grab his horn in a vice like grip, preventing the guard from using any of his magic at all. When the guard’s eyes looked down he saw that the colt had a knife to his throat. In one simple move the colt was able to pin the guard to the ground and take said guard’s knife from his side and press it against his throat. The mares in the room were terrified at what they saw.

“DEATHSTROKE STOP!” Twilight screamed in panic.

“Why should I? He attacked me. I’m well within my rights to kill him.” Deathstroke said calmly as he looked into the now terrified guard’s eyes.

“No pony has the right to kill another pony! Please Deathstroke just give us the knife and we can talk about this!” Twilight pleaded as the second guard had no idea what to do except to wait for an opening to tackle the colt and wrestle the knife from him and restrain him.

“P-Please D-Deathstroke.” Fluttershy asked with fear in her eyes. Deathstroke simply kept his ice cold eyes on the stallion.

“Do this again and you’ll be wishing that all I did was slit your throat.” Deathstroke said as he got up and sheathed the knife in the in its scabbard and tossed it to the female guard who caught it with one hand.

“Thank you.” Fluttershy said with a sigh of relief.

“It wouldn’t have worked.” He said to the female guard who looked at him with shock.

“By the time you would have even tackled me I would have slit the bastard’s throat and planted the knife in your skull way before you even came within ten feet of me.” He said to the guardsmare who gulped in fear.

“He’ll be punished for attacking you and disobeying a direct order from the Princess.” The guardsmare said in a serious tone as she regained her composure. Two big burly guards then came into the room and cuffed the downed guard and hauled him off.

“Wow! How did you do that?” Spike said in awe.

“My years on the battlefield and as a mercenary have honed my skills.” Deathstroke said.

“WHAT!!!” The girls all gasped.

“Y-You’re a mercenary?” Rarity asked shakily.

“Yes I am. My skills are evidence enough to prove that my statement is true.” He said as the mares all looked at him with a look that Deathstroke had never seen directed at him before. Pity. They looked at him with sorrowful eyes filled with pity.

“You have to tell me everything! Who do you work for! Where were you trained!? Who are your previous employers!? Are there other alicorn mercenary like you!?” Twilight said with her paper at the ready.

“I’m not telling you shit.” He sneered.

“B-But you have to! The princess needs this information! Besides, she only wants to help you!” Twilight explained.

“…No.” Deathstroke stated in a tone that sent fear into the lavender unicorn and ended the conversation.

“… Can you at least tell me why you wear an eye patch?” Or so he thought.

“Because I lost my right eye and don’t even ask how I lost it.” He spat causing Twilight’s ears to press against her head.

“Why were you and your brother fighting earlier?” Rainbow Dash asked the now pissed off mercenary as she flew up to his face.

“I had business with him… Nothing more.” Deathstroke said as he remembered that he was supposed to kill Deadpool, but now that he thought about it seemed that there was no point now since he was not going to get paid. But that didn’t matter to him. He was still going to kill that insane bastard. But for now he needed him alive in order to get back their world.

“Well I’m going to throw you two a welcome to Ponyville party!” Pinkie Pie said with a big smile as she bounced around the room happily.

“Hey, Twilight… Where’s Deadpool?” Spike asked.

“Who’s Deadpool?” She asked.

“The colt that was laying in that bed.” Spike said as he pointed to the now empty hospital bed.
Causing Twilight’s eyes to turn to pinpricks.

“Guess I didn’t hit him hard enough.” Deathstroke said.

“Oh no, no, no, no. This is bad, this is very bad!” Twilight said as she began to panic. She began to panic as she searched the bathroom for him, when she came out she saw Deadpool’s hospital gown laying on the bed.

“GOOD GRIEF HE’S NAKED!!!” Twilight shrieked.

“She always act like this?” Deathstroke asked the young drake who passed the colt a soda which he took.

“Oh you have no idea.” Spike said while he sipped his soda.

Deathstroke couldn’t help but notice that Twilight sounded like an energetic version of Raven. He shrugged it off as he watched the mare panic.

“Pinkie, Rainbow, and Fluttershy help me find Deadpool! Rarity, Applejack, and Spike stay here with Deathstroke while we go look for Deadpool!” Twilight said as she and the other girls darted out of the room.

As Rarity and Applejack sat in the room they stared at the one eyed colt only for Spike to walk up to the two mares.

“Rarity, Applejack.” Spike said.

“Yes spike.” Both of them said in unison.

“Deadpool said a word that confused me earlier. I don’t know what it means. Can you tell me?” The baby dragon asked.

“Why sure Spike.” Applejack said with a smile.

“Of course darling, what was the word?” Rarity said with a smile.

“What’s an orgasm?” Spike asked innocently which caused the two mares to begin stuttering in an attempt to come up with an answer as Deathtroke watched in amusement.

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*Ten minutes later*

Deadpool walked down the hospital hallway in his birthday suit while quietly singing a song to himself as he looked around.

“My Little Pony, My Little Pony. What is friendship all about- OH WHEELCHAIRS!!!” Deadpool said as he got into an empty wheel chair that he found and began to roll down the hospital hallways at full speed.

As Deadpool tore down the hallway he came upon a female orderly who barely jumped out of the way in time.

“Out of the way Grandma!” Deadpool laughed as he went down a flight of stairs at blinding speeds.

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was flying around the hospital looking for the young colt.

“Where could he be!? Deadpool!” Rainbow Dash called only for a nurse to get upset.

“Sh!” The nurse shushed the Pegasus.

“Sorry.” Dash said sheepishly as she flew around more only to come to a stop in front of a set of stairs.

“Dammit! Where could he be?” She said in annoyance only to get her answer.

“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” Dash heard from the colt as he shot over her head while riding a wheel chair at amazing speeds landed on the ground safely only to tear down another hallway.

“HEY GET BACK HERE!!!” Dash shouted as she gave chase after the young colt who was laughing as he turned down another hallway.

As Dash flew down through the hospital after the young colt she could hear the hospital staff and patients screaming and shrieking as Deadpool nearly ran them over. The young colt was laughing as he kept spinning the wheels on his wheel chair.

“STOP!” Dash shouted as she closed in on the colt.

“Santa! Is that you!?” Deadpool said as Rainbow Dash pulled up beside him.

“Who?” She said as she looked at the alicorn with a look of confusion on her face as she tilted her head.

“SANTA!!! DON’T WORRY I’LL SAVE YOU YA HOLLY JOLLY FAT ASS BASTARD!!!” Deadpool shouted with determination as he shot down the hallway only to come to a sudden and complete stop. Dash stopped ten feet away from him as she saw him stare at her.

“I finally got you!” She said only for the colt to narrow his eyes at her and spin the wheels on the wheel chair as he managed to keep the chair in the same spot. The sound of a race car revving up could be heard as he spun the wheels which caused steam to appear from the sheer friction of the wheels against the hospital floor.

“Oh you wanna race, huh?” She said with a cocky smile, unable to resist a challenge.

“You know it!” Deadpool said with a smirk as Dash got into a starting position to which she counted hem off.

“Ready…set…GO!” She screamed as they both shot down the hallways Twisting and turning. As she looked behind her she saw that Deadpool was gone, thinking that she lost him.

“Guess he couldn’t keep up with the Dash!” She laughed.

“FOR THE CHIMICHANGAS!!!” Rainbow Dash quickly turned her head in the direction of the voice only to see Deadpool way ahead of her. What she saw next filled her with fear. Deadpool was heading for an extremely long and steep set of stairs.

“WATCH OUT!!!” She screamed but it was too late. Deadpool tried to turn the wheel chair down another hallway only to spin out of control and be flung down the long and steep set of stairs. The wheel chair crashed against the ground while Deadpool’s body tumbled and crashed down the stairs with a sickening crunch and snap as his bones were broken and snapped like twigs. As he hit the bottom of the stairs with a sickening crunch Dash flew to the colt’s side. What she saw filled her with horror, fear, and panic. Deadpool’s neck was twisted at a sickening angle with bruises on his neck from his broken neck as he laid on the ground motionless with his eyes closed.

“HELP!!! SOMEPONY HELP!!!” Rainbow Dash screamed as three doctors and a security guard came rushing into the stairwell.

“What happened!?” One of them shouted.

“H-he fell and I-I think he broke his neck!” Rainbow Dash said with a sob. But at that moment Deadpool leaped up and snapped his neck back into place.

“You ain’t just whistling Dixie!” He said completely healed as he back flipped into the air and teleported away.

“W-What the buck just happened?” Rainbow Dash said in a state of pure awe and shock.

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Deadpool appeared at the other end of the hospital. As he walked past a nurse’s station he heard gasps as the nurses saw him walking by naked as if nothing was wrong or out of place.

“That was fun, now it’s time for me to defy all logic. But who should be my next target… Decisions, decisions!” Deadpool said as he teleported back in front of the nurse’s station.

“Hey there ladies. How about a drink?” He said as he pulled a bottle of liquor out of nowhere.” As the mares looked at him in shock.

“By Celestia’s massive tits! You’re naked!” One of the nurses shrieked.

“I like where this is going… Giggity.”

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*Hospital Security Station*

“Have you seen a little colt run by here?” Twilight asked the security guard who was sitting in front of a set of security monitors.

“No Miss Sparkle I haven’t. What does he look like?” The uniformed mare asked as she got up from her chair.

“He’s a young little colt between the ages of twelve and fourteen. He has a bright red coat of fur along with parts of his fur being black. The fur around his eyes is black while the tip of his wings are black as well. His horn is black and he has a blonde mane as well. Also, he’s naked.” Twilight described the colt in a panic. The security guard looked surprise at what she had just heard.

“What race is he?” She asked as she took a long sip of her coffee.

“He’s an alicorn. The princess has left me in charge of him and his brother’s care.” This caused the security guard to do a spit take.

“WHAT!!!” The mare shouted in surprise as she wiped her coffee off of her security uniform. Around that time her radio came to life with a burst of static.

“WE A HAVE SITUATION DOWN HERE! A YOUNG ALICORN COLT JUST FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS AND BROKE HIS NECK!!! I MEAN YOU CAN SEE THE VERTABRAE STICKING OUT AND EVERYTHING!!!” The voice from the radio said in a panic.

Twilight eyes turned to pin pricks as she fell to her knees in a state of shock.

“He’s… He’s dead… It’s all my fault.” She said as her eyes glazed over as the security guard demanded to know what happened only for another burst of static to be heard before the voice of the other security guard was heard again.

“THE COLT JUST JUMPED UP AND SNAPPED HIS OWN NECK BACK IN PLACE AND TELEPORTED OFF TO CELESTIA KNOWS WHERE!?!?!?” He said only for Twilight to hear a group of nurses scream outside in the hallway.

“Oh no!” Twilight said as she darted out into the hallway. What she saw she will never forget.

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*Nurses Station*

“ASS DANCE! ASS DANCE! EVERYBODY DO THE ASS DACE!” Deadpool laughed as he danced around on top of the nurses station naked like an insane idiot as the nurses backed away from him in terror as he shook his ass.

“Fuck you writer! You’re just too afraid to talk to me directly because you think that it will break professionalism!” Deadpool shouted into the air as he took another swig from his bottle of Jack Daniels.

“DEADPOOL!!!” A voice shouted from behind Deadpool as he turned around and gasped.

“A wild Twilight appeared!” He gasped.

“What are you doing!?” Twilight shouted.

“Honoring Shin Chan and berating the writer of the story!”

“What?...*Gasp* are you drinking alcohol!?” Twilight gasped in fear only for Deadpool to chug the bottle of liquor and smashed it against the ground.

“Not anymore.” He belched.

“Don’t move! You have a broken neck!” ordered the lavender unicorn to the colt only for him to back flip and flip through the air fifteen times before he landed perfectly in front of her.

“I don’t think so skippy!” Deadpool laughed only for Twilight to grab him in her magic.

“Hey what’s the big idea!” He shouted as he thrashed in her grip.

“She’s trying to stop you from acting like more of an ass than what you already are.” One of the voices in Deadpool’s head said.

“YOU HAVE A BROKEN NECK! STOP MOVING! I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU!” The mare shouted.

“Bored now.” Deadpool said right before he teleported out of Twilight’s magical grip.

“What the-EEP!!!” Twilight was cut off as she leaped into the air in shock as she felt somepony pinch her flanks. She quickly turned around and saw Deadpool who wore a huge smile and winked at her.

“Deadpool! Young colts do not act like that!” She said angrily.

“Catch me if you can!” He laughed as Twilight lunged at him only for to teleport out of the way and appear right behind her.

“Deadpool! Stop moving! PLEASE!” Twilight pleaded as ten solar guards ran into the room ready to restrain the young colt as gently and safely as possible.

“Just calm down little one, we’re only here to help you.” One of the guardmares said soothingly as she tried to approach the little colt. Deadpool simply reached up and snapped his own neck five times.

*CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!*

Everypony screamed in terror, especially Twilight who was crying as a few guards threw up at seeing the child break his own neck. Deadpool surprised everypony when he snapped his own neck back into place which healed itself in a matter of seconds.

“H-How-”

“Healing factor!” Deadpool shouted as he jumped back and took a fighting stance.

“Get some cloths on colt!” One of the guardmares said as she readied a hospital gown that she planned to put on the colt.

“NEVER!!! YOU CAN TAKE OUR HOMES, YOU CAN TAKE OUR LIVES!!! BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OUR CHIMICHANGAS!!! AND OUR NUDITY!!!” Deadpool screamed as Twilight and the guards all lunged at him.

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“W-well, it’s when um-” Rarity stuttered.

“W-well Spike, w-when a ma and pa l-love each other v-very much-” Applejack tried to explain only for her and Rarity to begin stuttering nonstop as the baby dragon looked up at her innocently. Just as the door opened, Deathstroke got tired of the two mares beating around the bush.

“Geez, it’s when a guy fucks a girl and blows his load inside of her!” Deathstroke shouted which caused both the mares faces to turn bright red in embarrassment at what the young colt said.

“A-Are we interrupting s-something?” A familiar voice asked as they all turned their attention to see that the owner of the voice belonged to Cadance who was accompanied by her husband, Shining Armor. Both of them had faces that were red with embarrassment.

“Oh hey there Cadance and Shining Amor.” Applejack said with a smile.

“Hello Cadance and Shining Armor. What brings you both to Ponyville?” Rarity asked, glad that she could change the subject of answering the embarrassing question that Spike asked earlier.

“Well we received word from the Princess that two alicorn colts were found in the middle of Ponyville fighting to the death. The princess asked us to help you girls out.” Cadance said as Shining Armor stepped forward.

“It’s good to see you all. Is this one of the colts we’ve been hearing so much about?” Shining Armor asked politely, trying to appear friendly and kind in front of the one eyed colt.

“Uh Shining… I think you should know something first.” Applejack said as she and Rarity began to explain everything that they found out about the young colt and the incident with the guard earlier as well as Deadpool running around the hospital naked. Needless to say, they were both speechless at what they had just heard. They both stared at the young colt who flared his wings unknowingly in anticipation for an attack.

Cadance and Shining Armor could only look at the young colt sympathetically as he gave them both a cold stare with his one good eye. Shining Armor picked up a chair and placed it in front of the colt and sat down in it so he was facing the colt.

“Hey their little guy, how are you?” Shining Armor greeted the colt with a smile. Deathstroke simply got up and tried walking over to the chest that held his gear, he was tired of questions. But as he began to walk he felt light headed, the room began to spin as he stumbled backwards off of his hoofs only to be caught by Princess Cadance.

“Careful! You hardly have any magic in your body, it’s a miracle that you’re even awake let alone alive after those sword wounds you took to the chest.” She said as she helped him back to bed. The princess of love smiled at the colt only to receive an annoyed glare from him.

“I can feel my accelerated healing taking affect. It will take a little bit for me her to heal due to how severe the injury is. I just have to be patient. This new body will take some time to get used to.” Deathstroke thought to himself.

Around that time Nurse Redheart entered the room with a cart filled with a huge assortment of foods and meals.

“I hope you’re hungry.” The nurse said with a smile.

As the colt looked at the selection he saw that it was all made up of flowers and vegetables. He mentally face palmed when he realized that he was in a herbivore society of ponies.

“Figures.” He thought. A thought then occurred to him, he reached inside of his mouth and ran his fingers across his teeth until he found what he was looking for. He found that he still had his set of canine teeth.

“Good. I can still eat meat.” He sighed in relief as he faced the mare.

“Got anything with meat in it?” He asked the mare to which everypony and dragon in the room became pale as ghosts.

“B-But ponies can’t eat meat!” Rarity shrieked.

“I can.” He said showing everypony and Spike in the room his teeth. The caused everyone to gasp. One of the female doctors examined his canines.

“Amazing!” She said as she jotted this new information down on the medical clipboard that was at the foot of his bed.

Deathstroke saw that some of the plates that were on the cart were filled with meat with a note that said it was for carnivorous patients such as Griffins. This interested Deathstroke that there were Griffins in this world but he decided to mentally file that topic away as food for thought for later. He grabbed the plate that was filled to the brim with meat as well as a second plate full of fruit from the tray and began to dig in.

“Wait!” They all shouted but Deathstroke ignored them and began to devour the food. Before they knew it the plate of meat had been completely devoured by Deathtroke.

“Not bad.” He said as he then began to enjoy some of the fruits, at a much slower pace while he sipped on some water.

“T-That was five p-pounds of meat!” Shining armor stuttered in shock as he saw the colt munching on an apple while staring at him with a calculating look in his eye.

“How are you not sick?!” Cadance asked the colt.

“I eat meat all the time. But I have to admit, meat always taste much better when I kill it myself.” He said which caused an already nauseas Rarity to pass out to which Spike and Applejack managed to catch her but they were both turning green from what they heard. Everyone in the room was pale with terror at what they had just heard.

“W-Who would be so depraved to force you, a little colt, to eat meat!” Cadance shouted in horror.

“I personally like steak and bacon myself but when you’re in war you take what you can get.” Deathstroke said to which only made everypony turn even paler. Deathstroke saw their reactions and smirked, he decided to have a little fun with them.

“Horse meat works too if you’re desperate in a survival situation, but I always hated how it’s tough and chewy.” He said with a sinister smirk, revealing his canines.

After hearing that, all hell broke loose in the room as the guards began throwing up. Cadance ran to the bathroom with her hand to her mouth. Wrenching could be heard in the bathroom. While Applejack and Shining Armor turned green. Applejack barely managed to keep her lunch down as she clamped a hand over her mouth and while Spike could only shake in fear. Shining Armor approached the colt. Deathstroke readied himself, his body already felt much better from the meat that he just ate which boosted his healing. Deathstroke noticed that his wings seem to be flaring in response to the stallion approaching him.

“Where are you from and who made you do such…EVIL things!” Shining Armor demanded.

“What part of ‘I’m not saying shit’ do you not understand?” Deathstroke mocked the stallion causing him to get a stern glare. He wasn’t fazed.

“We have been patient with you Deathstroke up until now but now I’m done playing games. Tell us everything that you know now! And what the hell happened to your eye!” Shining Armor demanded as his attitude became serious.

“I liked to see you try you Backstreet Boy wannabe horse. I mean seriously why the hell are you dressed like that?” He said making fun of the guard captain’s uniform much to his embarrassment. Cadance, Applejack, and a newly awoken Rarity were trying to contain their giggles at the colt’s witty remarks.

“What happened to your eye?” Shining Armor said through gritted teeth while trying to maintain his anger. He personally had nothing against the colt, but his insults were hitting close to home for some reason. He figured that the colt was upset about the subject and was still recovering from his ordeal.

“The Doctors and the Princesses need to know what has happened to you and your brother. You’re going to tell me what happened to your eye or I’m going to have to remove your eyepatch and see for myself. I really don’t want to be the bad guy but we need to know to see if your eye is alright.” Shining Armor said in a very serious tone, trying to assert his authority.

“I will personally break your arm if you even try it pretty boy. Why don’t you go and get plowed by your boyfriend or something.” The mercenary said with annoyance.

This caused the guard Captain to finally lose his patients as he walked up to the colt and reached for his eyepatch. The instance that Shining Armor’s fingers barely brushed the eyepatch Deathstroke reached up with one hand and gripped the stallion’s wrist and twisted it with a sickening snap.

*CRACK!!!*

“AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!” Shining Armor screamed in pain as he fell to the ground in agony as the mares all tried to help the stallion as Deathstroke sat there with his icy cold gaze.

“I warned him.” The mercenary said as he laid back in bed.

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*Meanwhile with Deadpool*

“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE PONY!!!” Deadpool screamed as he held Twilight like a rifle while slapping her on the ass. Each time he slapped her ass cheeks a blast of magic shot out of her horn and struck a guard, knocking them out. All the guards were being blasted with magic and sent flying across the room as the merc with the mouth used the unicorn mare as a make shift machine gun. Knocking out all of the guards that were there.

“DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!!! DEADPOOL STOP IT!!!” Deadpool did as the mare asked and set her down seeing that all of the guards were knocked out. She spun around in anger at the young colt.

“DEADPOOL, YOU DO NOT TOUCH A MARE THERE!!!” Twilight shouted in anger and to her surprise the young colt’s ears splayed back against his head in guilt as he hung his head in shame.

“…I’m sorry.” Deadpool said with sadness as his eyes brimmed with tears. Twilight felt her heart break when she saw this and knelt down in front of the young colt and pulled him into a gentle hug and comforted him.

“She’s actually falling for this, isn’t she?”

"You have no idea!"

“It’s okay, you didn’t know sweetie… Are you really sorry?” She asked with a sympathetic smile.

“Does this answer your question?” Deadpool said as he pinched her ass causing her to ‘eep!’ and back flipped away from the now shocked and embarrassed Twilight as more guards entered the room.

"Told you."

“Stop right there!” One of the guard ordered.

You can't beat them! You haven't even mastered the Rasengan!

“I don’t need the Rasengan!” Deadpool shouted as he pulled a chicken out of nowhere and set the poultry on the ground.

“GO CLUCKY!!!” The mercenary shouted to which the chicken charged the guards.

“COCK-A-MOTHER-FUCKING-DO!!! The chicken roared.

“What can a chicken possibly do- HOLY CELESTIA!!!” The guards shouted as the chicken pulverized them and sent them flying across the room.

“DEADPOOL GET YOUR FLANK BACK HERE NOW!!!” Twilight shouted with her face still red from embarrassment as the colt teleported away to another part of the hospital.

“MY LEG!!!” One of the guards screamed in pain.

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*Elsewhere in the Hospital*

Deadpool appeared in another part of the hospital. The colt walked around for a bit as patients and nurses gasped at the naked colt walking around without a care in the world.

“Let’s see, where can I cause some wacky shenanigans?” Deadpool said as he came up on the hospitals nursery. He looked in to the room through the glass window.

“Ah they’re so cute!” Deadpool said with a smile as he stared at the newborn foals. As he stared at the foals, noticed his reflection in the glass. He touched his reflection and stared at himself for a moment and then touched his own face.

"I think it's an improvement."

"It's much better than yours blue voice! If I had a dog with your face I would shave it's but and teach it to walk backwards!"

"Hey!"

Deadpool ignored the arguing voices in his head as he stared at his face. For once in his life he didn’t know what to say. He could only stare at his face. He ran a hand through his blonde mane. He stared at the scares on his face. A few slash scars were on his face, they appeared as thin pink lines but they were visible to everyone that saw him. These same scars were all over his body as well. It felt strange that he was in a different body. Especially one that did not look like a walking tumor.

Deadpool looked back at the pony babies that were sleeping soundly in the nursery with little smiles on their little muzzles.

“I really hope they have a much better childhood than I did.” He said to himself with a goofy carefree smile that carried a hint of sadness behind it.

As he began to walk away he saw Fluttershy looking at the babies with a gentle smile on her face.

“Oh the little angels are so cute.” She said quietly as she turned around and her eyes widened in surprise as she spotted the naked mercenary. She began to blush when she saw that he had nothing covering him. But her expression turned to horror when she saw the scars all over his body.

“H-How did you get those scars?” Fluttershy asked.

“Oh you know, getting chopped up into little pieces and being gutted alive. And not to mention being beaten like a little bitch by my father!” Deadpool laughed causing the mare to look even more horrified. Deadpool began pointing to scars and saying.

“I got this one from deranged knife wielding clown, this one’s from Wolverine, this one from a runaway pickle, this one from bugging Wolverine again, this one from sword wielding ninjas, Wolverine, bad plumbing, Wolverine, refusing to pay a hooker for services rendered, and last but not least Wolverine!” Deadpool said with a non chalantly to the horrified mare before he pointed to one more scar on his body.

“Oh I also got this one when I ran into Big Hero 6!” Deadpool laughed to which the mare asked.

“Who’s Big Hero 6?” She asked.

“A group of Japanese super heroes who reside in San Fransokyo. They’re pretty cool.” He said before turning to the readers and saying.

“Big Hero 6 is owned by Walt Disney Pictures and Marvel. That’s right, they were with us first.” Deadpool said with a wink to the audience.

“W-Why would a group of s-super heroes want to hurt you?” Fluttershy asked with worry.

“Oh they didn’t hurt me, I was juggling a bunch of Molotov Cocktails while covered in kerosene and I dropped one when we were supposed to be stopping a villian! Silly! I was hired to stop the same villain that they were going after but things didn’t go as planned. I made some good friends though!” The mercenary said laughing.

“And this was in Neighpon?” She asked.

“Hai!” Deadpool said as he teleported behind the shy mare causing her to jump in surprise and go ‘eep!’ in surprise.

As Deadpool began to walk off, Fluttershy tried to speak up only for it come out as a squeak.

“W-Wait! Y-you have to come with me. The others are looking for you!” She squeaked.

“Oh don’t worry about them. They’re fine. Clucky is taking good care of them. Besides I’ll be fine on my own.” He said with a laugh as he began to walk off.

Fluttershy looked at the colt with sadness in her eyes as she stared at the scars on his body again.

“Princess Celestia wants us to keep an eye on you.” She said.

“Oh you mean fat ass Celestia! The big white bitch that eats way too much cake! She must put Betty Crocker out of business!” Deadpool said innocently.

“T-That’s not very nice to say.” Fluttershy said as she hid her face behind her mane.

“-I mean when she steps on a scale, the scale is screaming ‘OH GOD!!! KILL ME!!!’.” He laughs as he rants.

“Okay, I think I get the idea-” The young mare tried to stop the colt’s ranting only for her efforts to be in vain.

“I mean if she attacks cake like I attack chimichangas then someone needs to slap a sticker on her ass that says ‘CAUTION: WIDE LOAD!’ …and probably give it a zip code as well.” Deadpool continued when a guard came out of nowhere and tried to tackle Deadpool only for him to do a backflip mixed with a sideways spin kick to the guard’s chin, the guard was sent to the ground knocked out. As five other guards came into the fray.

Deadpool just laughed as they charged at him.

“SHORYUKEN!!!” Deadpool screamed as he delivered a spinning upper cut to the first guard, sending him flying backwards in an instant knockout. The second guard charged at him, readying a spell to knock out the colt. Deadpool dodged the blast and slammed a high kick to the side of the stallion’s head. Sending him to the ground unconscious. As two other guards charged Deadpool back flipped into the air and slammed the two guards’ heads together. As the crumbled to the ground knocked out Deadpool spun around saw the last guard standing there trying to ready himself for anything that the colt might do.

“What’s the capital of Thailand?” Deadpool asked the guard stallion. The stallion gave Deadpool a confused look while still maintaining his guard.

“I…I don’t know.” The guard said only for Deadpool to teleport directly in front of him.

“BANGKOK!!!” Deadpool shouted as he kicked the stallion in the testicles. The guard fell to the ground with his hands holding his family jewels in agony.

“Deadpool! Stop!” Flutteryshy cried as she ran to the little colt.

“How could you do such a thing!” Fluttershy said with tears brimming in her eyes.

“Oh it’s easy really easy, just like doing this!” Deadpool said with a smile as he pulled out a combat knife out of nowhere and held the razor sharp tip to his left eye ball. Fluttershy gasped in horror.

“NO!!! DON’T DO IT!!!” Fluttershy cried with tears in her eyes.

“I’ ma do it!” Deadpool said with a goofy smile as he inched the knife closer to his own eye.

“NO!!! Please don’t do it! We can t-talk about this! I know you’re sad right now but we c-can get you h-help-” She was cut off as the young colt stabbed himself in the left eye and tore it out with the knife. Fluttershy turned pale as a ghost and fainted only for Deadpool to teleport behind her and catch her as his eye healed. He gently set her on the ground when a realization hit.

“OH MY GOD!!! I JUST MADE FLUTTERSHY CRY!!! THE FAN’S ARE PISSED!!! RUN, EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!” Deadpool screamed as broke through a glass window that led into a lab and ran around screaming before he teleported away to another part of the hospital.

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*Hospital Cafeteria*

Deadpool appeared in the hospital cafeteria where he saw doctors, nurses, and visitors eating at tables and buying food. He walked around for a good minute before he stopped dead in his tracks at a glorious sight. Pinkie Pie was looking was standing there with a gigantic smile on her face as she was eating a cup cake and humming to herself in a happy tune. What he was staring at was the mare’s flanks. There was not an ounce of fat on the mare’s body. She had a beautiful slender figure eight figure. She had a thin waist, weapons grade tits and a phenomenal ass that looked like it was softer than a pile of the softest pillows, clouds, and feathers combined. As she began to walk he noticed that her flanks jiggled slightly with each step she took. Deadpool began drooling as he continued to stare at her. At that moment one of the doctors saw the naked colt.

“WHAT THE FUCK!!!” The doctor screamed as he saw Deadpool.

Deadool looked down to see that ‘Deadpool Jr.’ was standing at attention.

“Damn! I am packing!” Deadpool said with pride.

At that moment he was tackled to the ground by the pink party pony who was on top of him.

“Oh-my-gosh-you’re-the-new-pony-that-was-fighting-in-ponyville!-How-were-you-able-to-fight-like-that?-Do-you-like-parties? Are-there-any-other-Alicorns-like-you? Do-you-like-cupcakes? Why-is-your-brother-so-grumpy? Why-do-you-have-so-many-scars? What’s-your-name?” Pinkie said rapidly asking questions, completely oblivious to the fact that the colt was naked.

“Yes-I-am-the-colt-that-was-fighting-in-ponyville! I-know-a-lot-of-martial-arts-that’s-how-I-can-fight-so-good! Yes-I-like-parties! I-am-one-of-a-kind! I-have-no-idea-what-an-alicorn-is! Yes-I-like-cupcakes! Deathstroke-is-just-angry-at-me! As-for-my-scars-well-my-childhood-was-not-so-good! My-name-is-Deadpool!” Deadpool said with a smile that nearly matched Pinkie’s.

“*GASP!* You were able to keep up with me and speak fast like me!” She gasped with excitement. At that moment she looked down and saw that ‘Deadpool Jr.’ was still standing at attention.

“Woah!” She leaped back with a gigantic blush spread across her face. Deadpool looked down and blushed.

“Whoops! This joke has gotten old anyway!” He said with a laugh as he tried to search for something to cover himself with. Pinkie handed him a pair of blue hospital pants that were given to patients to which he slipped them on. As he slipped them on he noticed that he had a weird mark on his flanks/hips.

“That is very impressive for a young colt.” Pinkie Pie said with blush, not knowing that she was thinking out loud.

“Thanks! Sorry about that, Deadpool Jr. has a mind of his own. That hot tush of yours definitely got him going!” He said with an innocent smile. Pinkie Pie’s face was red with embarrassment. She shook herself out of her embarrassment.

“Me and my friends were sent to find you! You really need to get back to bed, your too sickey whickey to be running around on your own!” She said with her signature smile.

“You’ll never take me alive!” He screamed as he dove behind a table.

“Well that’s how you want it then, Okie Doki Loki!” Pinkie said with mischievous smile spreading across her face.

“We knew this day was coming, ‘The Merc with the Mouth’ Vs Pinkie Pie the most random and sexy pony around!” Deadpool said with a laugh as he teleported next to the mare, Pinkie Pie blushed again.

At that moment Deadpool and Pinkie Pie lunged at the nearest table that was filled with food and grabbed as much food as they could and ducked behind tables and began throwing food at each other. A stray cupcake hit one of the patients who were eating and got angry thought that one of the doctors did it and decided to return fire with his sandwich. Pretty soon the whole cafeteria was engulfed in a free for all food fight. Pinkie was giggling and laughing like mad as one of Deadpool’s cupcake’s hit her square in the face as she hurled a gigantic cake that was topped with cupcakes which hit Deadpool square in the face and chest. They both laughed.

“This has got to be the tastiest fight I have ever had in my life! If only we had chimichangas then it would be perfect!” He said with a laugh as he darted out of the cafeteria to which a frosting covered Pinkie Pie gave chase as she giggled with a gigantic smile. Pinkie was gaining on him fast as he weaved and turned down the hallways. He teleported to another part of the hospital and continued to run laughing while looking behind him.

“She’ll never catch me-” He was cut off as he ran face first into the softest thing that he has ever felt in his insane life.

“Oh yes I can! ~ ” Pinkie Pie said in sing song voice as she spun around while hugging Deadpool and unknowingly smooshing his face into her breasts.

“Best…Day…Ever.” Deadpool says in a muffled voice.

Pinkie spun around while holding the colt with his face pressed into her luscious breasts for ten minutes before she set him down.

“That was fun.” She said with a smile.

“Yes it was.” Deadpool said with a dreamy stare in his eyes.

“That food fight was great! I mean I haven’t been in a food fight for a while!” Pinkie Pie said with her smile growing even more.

“Oh! Yeah… You were talking about the food fight…” Deadpool said with a laugh.

At that moment Pinkie Pie saw something shiny on the ground that caught her attention.

“Ooooh a bit!” She said with a smile as she bent down to pick the coin up. Deadpool just couldn’t resist the urge to smack her flanks. As he smacked her ass, she leaped up high in the air in surprise and shock.

“EEP!!!” She cried.

She rubbed her flanks in pain as she turned to the colt that stood there whistling innocently.

“Are you loco in the coco!?” She said while she eyed the colt with her best attempt at looking stern which only made her look cute and innocent.

“You have no idea~ “ Deadpool said in a sing song voice with a smile.

At that moment Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash came rushing into the room.

“Hey girls, me and Deadpool were just had the most funerific time ever!” Pinkie Pie giggled. Twilight approached the two, her mane frazzled due to stress.

“Where the hell have you been!? And how do you two even know each other!?” Twilight shouted.

“Marvel!” Pinkie Pie shouted with glee.

“Hasbro!” Deadpool shouted at the same time as Pinkie Pie. They both paused for a moment and stared at each other before smiling at each other and sharing a wink with each other.

“Welp, I’m out of here.” Deadpool said with a laugh only for the girls to surround him.

“YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!” Twilight shrieked while her left eye twitched as her and the others slowly inched their ways towards the young colt, when they were about to pounce on him he realized something very important.

“OH MY GOD!!!” He screamed at the top of his lungs like a maniac as he fell to his knees causing all of the girls to stop dead in their tracks.

“WHAT!!! WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?” The four mares scream in unison.

“OH GOD WHY!!!” Deadpool continued to scream as he slammed his head into the floor over and over again, each time he did this a sickening bone snapping crack was heard as his blood splattered all over the ground.

“DEADPOOL!!! STOP!!!” The girls screamed as they all tried to stop him. After a while they managed to restrain him. They all stared at Deadpool with fear and horror as saw his blood covered face as blood ran down his face and dripped on the ground in a puddle.

Twilight knelt down in front of the young colt with fear and worry in her eyes. She looked into the colt’s dazed eyes and saw that he looked like he was broken.

“D-Deadpool, I’m s-sorry I got angry. I got carried away. Tell us what’s wrong. We can help you.” Twilight said in the most calm and sympathetic voice, the one she would use when Spike was sad or had a nightmare.

“I just realized…” He said barely above a whisper.

“Yes?” The mares motioned for him to continue as Pinkie and Fluttershy both hugged the colt and stroked his mane in an attempt to calm him down and comfort him.

“I just realized that…I’M A RED AND BLACK ALICORN!!! I AM SO FUCKED!!! THE READERS ARE GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT SHIT!!!” Deadpool screamed.

“Oh my God.”

“Oh shit! He’s right!”

“What are we going to do!?”

“I have no fucking idea other than that to panic!”

"That is the last thing we want to-”

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

"Ah fuck it, there’s not much else we can do…Can’t beat ‘em, join em. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! That’s the spirit! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!”

Pinkie Pie gasped as she hugged the colt even tighter.

“It’s okay, it’s okay! We’re gonna make it through this!” Pinkie stroked his mane comfortingly.

Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow just sat there with their mouths hanging open in confusion.

“You mane is blonde so technically you’re not actually one of those cliché red and black alicorns.” Pinkie Pie said in the most comforting and loving tone as she cleaned his face off of some of the blood with a handkerchief.

“Y-You really mean it?” Deadpool asked with tears in his eyes.

“Yes…Yes I do.” She said with a gigantic smile.

“Horray!” He said as he jumped into the air and hugged Pinkie Pie tightly who in turn returned the hug.

“Whelp time to make another run for it!” Deadpool said with a laugh as he tried to take off running again only for Twilight and Rainbow Dash to jump in front of him, blocking off his path.

“No way! You’re not getting by me!” Rainbow Dash said with determination.

“With the power of chimichangas I am invincible!” Deadpool said with a determined look.

“Deadpool you are not getting away this time! You are in some very serious trouble mister and we have some questions for you!” Twilight said with a stern glare.

“Pleeeeease girl, you can’t handle all of this!” He said while snapping his fingers multiple times and motions to himself.

“Deadpool don’t be such a meanie!” Pinkie said.

“I ’ma do it!” Deadpool said with a smile as he got ready to run but what he heard the pink mare say next caught him by surprise.

“Don’t make me get Stan Lee up in here!” Pinkie said with a smirk.

Deadpool’s mouth was opening and closing like a fish.

“Did you just-” He started.

“Oh yes I did! Don’t think I won’t!” She said with a playful smile and wink.

“…Damn… You’re witty and a hottie.” Deadpool muttered to himself.

“What was that?” Pinkie Pie asked with an innocent smile.

“Nothing!” He said quickly.

“How were you able to do all of that stuff?” Twilight asked the colt.

“By the power of Fox Kids that’s how! Though it may be gone, it will always live on in our hearts!” Deadpool said with a strangely determined look on his face.

This only confused Twilight as they all walk down the hallways back to the hospital room.

“Deadpool, what would your parents say if they saw your behavior?” Twilight asked with a stern tone. Fluttershy was signaling Twilight that this was a bad topic to discuss with the colt but Twilight only caught on when it was too late.

“My mother would try to hide me in a safe place as my dad would come at me drunk and angry and kick the living shit out of me and break my nose and ribs and anything else that he could to hurt me. After beating me until he was exhausted and gasping for air as I lay on the ground covered from head to toe in bruises, broken bones, and my own blood, gasping for air myself due to having a collapsed lung, he would then go to bed and pass out drunk as my mother cried and sobbed over me as she tried everything she could to nurse me back to health.” Deadpool said with an innocent smile as if nothing was wrong.

The looks on all of the girls faces was that of pure horror. Before any of the girls could say anything they came up on the room that Deadpool and Deathstroke was sharing.

As they walked in they saw a heavily sedated Shining Armor who was getting his arm fixed by a doctor while Rarity, Applejack, and Cadance who were warily watching Deathstroke who was lying in bed.

As soon as Deadpool walked into the room Deathstroke leveled a cold stare. But before he could say or do anything Twilight interrupted their staring contest.

“BBBFF what happened to you!?” She gasped as she ran to her brother who was too doped up on pain killers to even answer her coherently.

“Deathstroke broke his hand when Shining tried to remove his eyepatch.” Cadance explained.

“WHAT!” Twilight shrieked.

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*Meanwhile somewhere else in the hospital*

A group of guards were encased in slimy green cocoons that were hanging from the ceiling of the spacious broom closet. A group of changelings were standing in the room talking in low whispers.

“What the hell are two alicorn colts doing here in Ponyville?” One of the changelings asked.

“It doesn’t matter! The queen has given us strict orders to capture them both alive. She thinks that they will be useful to us. If anything they can be used as hostages.” The head changeling said.

“Alright, when do we nab them?” Another changeling asked as he leaned up against the wall with his arms crossed.

“We get them in the middle of the night when they’re sleeping. It’ll be easy, you got nothing to worry about boys. This will be the easiest mission that we’ve ever had. Besides, we got plenty of guys with us. I mean if it weren’t for the spies that we have stationed here in Ponyville then we would never have found out that these colts were here. Besides, it’s not like they could cause too much trouble anyway.” The head changeling said with a smirk.

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*One hour later*

After a very long lecture from Twilight to which Deathstroke simply tuned her out, everyone calmed down.

Cadance saw Deadpool sitting down next to Spike and Pinkie Pie and talking to them with a happy smile on his face. She noticed the scars on the colts face. They were faint, but they were there. Cadance walked over to the young colt and she knelt down so she was at eye level with him.

“Hi there little guy.” She said with a genuine smile.

“Hey there.” Deadpool said with a happy smile.

“My name is Cadance. What’s your name?”

“Deadpool.”

“That’s an interesting name, did your parents give you that name?” She asked.

“No, I got that name because I beat the odds.” He said which confused the mare. At the mention of Deadpool’s parents, Pinkie Pie leaned over and whispered into Cadance’s ear about the colt’s parents which caused the Princess to put a hand up to her mouth in shock and horror.

“D-Deadpool is there anything that you would like to talk a-about? You can tell us anything? You’re safe here. You know that right?” Pinkie Pie said with a very sad smile.

“Well I do have something that I wanted to say to Cadance.” Deadpool said with a thoughtful expression.

“What is it sweetie?” She said with her most calm and comforting smile that she could muster.

What Deadpool said to her made her mouth hit the ground in shock.

(This is what he said.)

“W-What the-” the dumbstruck Princess tried to speak up only for Nurse Redheart to walk into the room.

“Ok everypony, it’s time for these young colts to get some sleep.” Nurse Red heart announced.

“But-” Twilight tried to object only to be cut off.

“You will be able to talk to them tomorrow Miss Sparkle. These colts need their rest if they are going to heal properly. Don’t worry they will have guards posted outside the doors twenty four seven, they’ll be fine.” Nurse Redheart stated with a smile to which Twilight sighed in defeat.

As everypony exited the room they all said their goodbyes. Deadpool gave Spike a bro fist while he gave Pinkie a big hug to which she accepted happily. Shining Armor was still feeling the effects of the pain meds as they wheeled him out. Deathstroke simply maintained his cold stare as the ponies left for the night. As the door finally closed the two assassins looked at each other.

“Well that was an interesting day, huh?” Deadpool said with a laugh.

“The only reason you are still breathing is because I need you get me back to earth.” Deathstroke said with icy venom in his voice.

“Yeah, about that. I think we’re stuck here permanently. I honestly have no idea how my teleporter works.” Deadpool said nonchalantly as if it were nothing.

“I’m going to pretend that I didn’t hear that.” Deathstroke said to the colt as he walked over to the chest that contained his gear and broke the lock.

“Did they seriously leave all of our weapons here? They have got to be the biggest idiots that have ever lived.” Deathstroke thought as he put his gear back on and holstered his weapons to his body.

As he turned around he saw that Deadpool was already in his full gear and had his weapons on him. How he did this Deathstroke had no idea. Deathstroke looked at the clock that was on the wall and saw that it was 10 PM.

“We leave at 0300 hours that should give us an opening when the nurses change shifts, we’ll be able to take the guards out silently without anyone seeing us.” Deathstroke ordered.

“I thought you hated me. Why do you want me to go with you?” Deadpool said as he pulled his mask over his face.

“My hate for you burns with the white intensity of ten thousand suns. But for the time being, I need you alive.” Deathstroke seethed.

“Well… sucks to be you-” Deadpool never finished the sentence as a black furred fist collided with his chin, knocking him out and making him fall into his hospital bed.

“Thought the bastard never shut up.” He said as he laid down in bed and pulled his mask over his face. After a few minutes Deathstroke drifted off to sleep.

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*4 Hours Later – 2 AM*

The two changelings that were disguised as royal guards standing outside of the two alicorn colts’ room. The two slowly opened the door and snuck in without making a single sound. As they slowly approached the two alicorns’ beds they saw two sleeping figures under the covers. They both nodded to each other as they reached for the covers and pulled them back. To their surprise they found only a bunch of pillows underneath the covers.

“What the-” Both changelings started only to be cut off.

The two changelings felt the cold steel of Barrettes pressed to the back of their skulls.

“Keep your voice down, this is a hospital.” Deadpool whispered into the changeling’s ear.

“Who sent you?” Deathstroke questioned with an angry look on his face that was hidden by his mask.

“T-The Princess ordered us to bring you to her for your own safety.” The fake guard lied.

“Bullshit.” Deathstroke said as he pistol whipped the changeling across the face so hard that he dropped his disguise.

“What the hell are you? Some kind of roach horse?” Deathstroke said with a raised eyebrow.

“Oh cool! A real live changeling!” Deadpool said giddily.

“You know what these things are?” Deathstroke asked with a raised eyebrow as he stared at the insectoid like pony.

“Of course I do. They were most likely sent by their Queen to kidnap us or something. Chances are there are more of them waiting for us.” The insane merc answered.

“H-How the hell do you know that!?” The other changeling demanded.

“It seems that we don’t need you any longer changeling.” He said as he cocked the hammer back on his gun.

“We need to dispose of these guys. But we have to do it quietly-” Deathstroke stated only to be cutoff by Deadpool.

“BANZAI!!!” Deadpool screamed as he unleashed a torrent of gunfire from his two Tec 9 pistols into the two changelings, sending them both flying backwards and through the door, shattering it to pieces. The two changeling corpses hit the ground with a bone snapping crack.

“ALL OF YOU CHANGELING FUCKERS CAN DROP YOUR DAMN DESQUISES! WE CAN SEE THROUGH THEM!!!” Deadpool shouted.

“YOU DUMBASS!!!” Deathstroke shouted in anger as a Deadpool reached into his utility belt and tossed a weird looking silver ball that exploded in a bright light. As the light cleared he saw that over half of the ponies in the room were changelings.

As the Changelings saw what happened they drew there weapons while some readied their magic.

Deathstroke and Deadpool both aimed their guns at the changelings and opened fire as patients, doctors, and nurses running and screaming as they ducked and hid behind whatever they could use as cover. Half of the changelings in the room hit the ground dead from the gunfire.

As they both ran empty, Deathstroke reloaded his pistol with a fresh magazine as Deadpool drew his twin katana and lunged at the five remaining changelings in the room who were firing magic blasts at him only for him to block the blasts with his swords.

“I’m singing in the rain!” Deadpool sung as he lopped off the first changeling’s head causing blood to spray everywhere and on the insane merc’s head like rain.

Deadpool then slashed the next two changelings across the throat and stabbed the last two in directly through the heart. Killing them instantly.

Deadpool turned to see ten changelings running down the hallway towards him. He causally pulled out a grenade and pulled the pin out of it.

“Lucy, you got some S’ploding to do!” Deadpool said to the grenade before throwing it at the group of changelings and blowing them to bloody and gory bits.

Deadpool then darted down the hallway and into the next room. As he entered the next room he saw that the ceiling had green cocoons that held the royal guards that he saw earlier but along with that he saw a room with five changelings who had their magic train on him.
Deadpool could only laugh at what he saw.

“What’s so funny colt? I wouldn’t be laughing if I were you.” A changeling captain spat.

“Oh nothing, I’m just thinking of what Deathstroke is going to do to you guys. You see he’s very pissed off at the moment and you guys are in our way, hehe!” Deadpool laughed as he leaned against a wall with his arms crossed.

“Who the fuck is Death-” One of the changelings asked only to be interrupted by the sound of gunfire that came from the other room.

*BANG! BANG! BANG!*

At that moment a very injured and bloodied changeling came running into the room screaming at the top of his lungs.

“HE’S COMING! HE’S COMING! RUN!” The badly injured changeling screamed in terror as he ran out of the room. The changelings looked at the door as they readied their magic and weapons.

(Imagine what happen next like this, also imagine Deathstroke as John Wick for this scene, also the music goes well with this scene.)

(Start at 4:18)

Deathstroke came darting into the room with his pistol ready and fired his first shot into the changeling captain’s skull, splattering his brains across the wall.

The four changelings rushed Deathstroke only for him to pistol whip the first one in the face and grab him by the wrist and flip him over his shoulder, causing him to land on the ground hard on his back. Deathstroke put two rounds into the changeling’s head before firing two shots into the next changeling’s chest and head.

The colt then ran threw a kick to the third changeling’s head, his hoof slamming into his windpipe, crushing it like it was nothing. The changeling fell to the ground clutching his throat for a few seconds before going limb. The colt then leaped over the last changeling and pulled them into a headlock and snapped the changeling’s neck before letting the corpse fall to the ground.

Two more changlings came running into the hallway. The first one tried to wrestle the gun away from the colt only to get a head butt to the face and two shots in the stomach and one to the head. The second changeling slashed at the Deathstroke with a gladius sword to which the colt ducked underneath the strike and pressed the gun barrel underneath the changeling’s chin and pulled the trigger, spattering its brains everywhere. Deathstroke then switched the spent magazine out for fresh new one and holstered it onto his thigh.

At that moment he heard a whistle that got his attention, he turned his attention to see that it was Deadpool who whistled. Deadpool then pulled two Spas 12 shotguns out of nowhere and then tossed one of them to Deathstroke. They both stood in front of two double doors and cocked the shotguns at the same time and nodded to each other before they kicked the doors open and charged the enemy.

A group of changelings fired a barrage of magical blasts at them. The two of them opened fired and blasted their enemies to nothing. The patients and staffs of the hospital watched in horror as they saw changeling heads explode left and right.

“Yay we’re bonding!” Deadpool cheered only to receive a shotgun blast to the face.

*BANG!!!*

“No we’re not.” Deathstroke said coldly.

“Owie.” Deadpool said.

As the guns ran empty they both slung them across their backs and drew their swords as they both charged down a long flight of stairs, slashing and slicing any changeling that stood in their way while dodging magic blasts.

As they made their way out of the stair well they came upon the main lobby and saw the main exit to the hospital but twenty five changelings stood in their way to freedom. But before Deathstroke could even do anything Deadpool pulled a mini gun out of nowhere and mowed down the last group of changelings. They both charged out the door and into the night.

“How the fuck were you able to do that!?” Deathstroke shouted as they both ran down a dirt road.

“Fuck you that’s how!” Deadpool laughed.

*BANG!!!*

“Ow! Would you stop shooting me! Getting shot hurts like hell!” Deadpool shouted in annoyance only for Deathstroke to ignore him.

“You seem to have an idea as to where we are considering you knew what those things were back there.” Deathstroke stated.

“How’d I know what now?” Deadpool said with an innocent expression that could somehow be seen through his mask.

“Just shut the fuck up. We’re heading to that forest over there. It’s the perfect place to hide out for the time being.” Deathstroke ordered Deadpool as they both ran into the Everfree forest.

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*Meanwhile in Canterlot – 1 hour later*

Celestia was currently raiding the royal kitchen’s fridge while wearing a pink night gown that came down to the middle of her thighs. She sat at a table as she ate a hay burger with a glass of soda. As she took a sip from her glass of soda just as a guard came into the room.

“Sorry for the intrusion your highness but the hospital in Ponyville that is currently treating the two alicorn colts was just attacked by over fifty changlings!” The guard said which caused Celestia to do a spit take.

“WHAT!” She shrieked.

“We don’t know why they attacked the hospital but we think that they were sent to kidnap the two new alicorn colts that were found in Ponyville yesterday princess.” The guardsmare stated.

“How many causalities were sustained?” The princess asked with fear.

“None from what we know so far, all the guards were placed in cocoons but have been rescued and will make a full recovery. But as for the changelings…” The guard trailed off as her face turned green.

“What happened?” Celestia asked with fear and anxiety in her voice.

“They were all slaughtered and killed… There are literally bodies, and mutilated corpses strewn throughout the hospital with blood, guts, and gore everywhere all over the walls and floors.” The guard said while wrenching and trying to keep her lunch from spewing out. Celestia’s face turned as pale as a ghost.

“W-Who could do such a thing?” She asked.

“Eye witnesses say that it was the two alicorn colts.” The guardsmare answered as Celestia quickly pulled out the letter that Twilight had sent her earlier but never had the chance to read. As she read it her eyes went wide with fear when she read the part of ‘black magic’ and ‘necromancy’. Never in all her years had she heard of such evil arts and yet this colt ‘Deathstroke’ seems to have extensive knowledge on the subject. And he colt ‘Deadpool’ was obviously abused. She had to find these colts and help them. If Chrysalis was after them then there was no telling what could happen if she got her hands on them.

“Where are the colts now?” Celestia asked.

“Nopony knows your highness but we have a few witnesses that say they saw the two colts run out of the hospital after the battle. Nopony knows where they went after that.” At hearing this Celestia’s face turned pale.

“We have to find those colts as quickly as possible! They could be horribly wounded from their encounter with the changelings, not to mention the fact that Chrysalis is after them.” Celestia said as the as she saw a picture of the carnage that took place at the hospital.

“Yes your highness!” The guard said with a crisp salute before walking out of the room.

Celestia sat there, staring in horror at the pictures of the bloodbath that took place at the hospital.

“Deathstroke and Deadpool… What are your stories?” She thought allowed.

As she turned back to the table where she saw her hay burger sitting. She had already lost her appetite but something caught her eye. A letter that was written in red ink sat on the middle of the table. She picked it up and what it said shocked her to no end.

Dear Fat Ass Cake Gobbler,

If you want to know who I am then pick up a freaking Marvel comic book for once in your damn life instead of stuffing your face with so much damn cake! I mean seriously! How does that throne of yours even hold up under that fat ass of yours! You need to start working out girl!

As for what happened at the hospital, that was a regular Tuesday for me. Welp I guess I should get going instead of just standing directly behind you while writing this letter as you look on in horror at those pictures of me and Deathstroke’s work at the hospital. I mean seriously I am standing on my head behind you and you don’t even have a fucking clue! Oh well.

Yours truly, Deadpool the Merc with the Mouth!

P.S. Tell Pinkie Pie I said hi.

P.S.S. If you could, give her flanks a nice squeeze for me would ya, thanks!