My Little Pony: Do Your Thing!
That's some Dirt!
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By Yorkie Pie
Pound and Pumpkin had a great dinner that Pinkie Pie had made them while Mr and Mrs Cake were taking a rest from a long day at the bakery.
"Okay, now it's time to put you guys to bed!" Pinkie picked up the twins and put them to bed and made sure they were in bed. Once she did that she went downstairs to get an extra cupcake to go to bed with. Once she made it down that stairs, she realized what a terrible mess she had made when she was feeding the twins. How? She didn't even wanna bring it up. She took and mop and a broom and swept up all of the mess and cleaned the wall with a washcloth. She washed the dishes until she notice that one stain that she missed that was on the wall when she turned around. She took the washcloth and scrubbed it.
It wouldn't come off.
"Huh?" Pinkie asked herself. "Maybe I need more soap." she decided to get more soap and scrub a little harder.
Still there!
"WHAT THE HOOPLA!?" She walked away. "Okay desperate times call for desperate measures! I need to find a way to get this stain off the wall before the Cake family wakes up." Then she gasped when she had an idea.
First, she dumped the whole bucket of water and soap on the wall. 
Second, built a line of 50 scrapers and scratched the wall.
Third, she stood all the way on the other side of the room and placed a big cannon in front of her and loaded it with soap. *BOOM!* 
"Okay, it's time to bring out the big guns!"
She took out a military cannon and put on her pink military outfit. She hopped on top of the military cannon and aimed it towards the all with the stain.
"Okay stain... you're going down! Down Pinkie Pie style!" Pinkie flipped all of the switches and put her hoofs on the two video game like levers. She pulled them back... dramatically. The lights started flaring at a low level as it hit the wall. Pinkie looked at the stain. It was still there.
"Still ain't comin' off are ya!? Well I got something for you!" she cranked up the level. "GET IT! LEVEL 2!"
After about a minute the stain was still there. Pinkie decided to crank it up even higher and she added some soap and soup in to try to get rid of the stain. "COME ON! GETTTTTT ITTTTTT!"
Pinkie was feeling it. The blood was rushing through her body and she was in on all of the action. But she felt like she needed to crank it up even higher to level 4. So she did. The light flared more. (Can you believe the Cake family is sleeping through this?)
Time went by and the stain was still there! Pinkie cranked it up to 5 then 6 then 7,8,9,10! Nothing was working.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! DANG THE DIRT!" she threw her military cap on the wall and BAM! She made a big, huge hole in the wall the size of her. The crack led up the the ceiling and all around to the edges of the wall ad the wall with the stain on it came crashing down. Everything!
*BOOM, KABOOM, CRASH, BANG!*
She could see lyra through the bushes. Lyra waved to her. "Hey Pinkie! I got a brand new book! It's called Everypony poops!"
Pinkie couldn't believe her eyes... she's been looking for that book forever!
"Lyra, where did you get that book?"
"Twilight."
"Okie Dokie Lokie!" then she ran over to Twilight's house.
2 hours later.
Mrs. Cake
Mr. Cake
Pound Cake
Pumpkin Cake
Derpy who came for a muffin about a minute ago
Yorkie Pie