My Little Pony: Do Your Thing!

How to get an elderly to cross the street

By Yorkie Pie

Hello, Wonderful Bronies and Pegasisters! Remeber me the narrator from Yorkie Pie's last Christmas story that unfortunately got deleted by a certain somepony!?

Sowe! I thought that was the edit button!

Why are you trying to edit the story in the first place!?

Yorkie said I could!

Ugh, anyway. I've been realizing the amount of old ponies in Equestria and nopony seems to help them cross the street!

Because they can get across the street on their own.

Shut up! So I prepared this wonderful 4 step tutorial staring Lyra and BonBon on how to help the elderliness across the street. Enjoy. Rainbow Dash are you keeping score?

Yeah!

How come I couldn't keep score?

Remember at the Hoofball game about 3 stories ago? You got rejected because you spilled coffee on the keys of the scoreboard?

...

You weren't even suppose to have coffee. And there are many reasons for that!

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How to get an elderly to cross the street

Step 1: Greet the elderly with a polite smile

Okay, BonBon will start... Rainbow are you keeping track?

Mm hmm!

Pinkie are you watching?

Yepper Doodles!

BonBon said hello to the sweet smelling elderly and gave her a kind, warm smile... then offered her a BonBon.

Such politeness! Why can't you be like that Pinkie?

I'm polite! Just yesterday my friend, Whipper Snapper asked me to shave his back and I did! He gave me a nickel!

*Pinkie showed the nickel to the narrator.*

Pinkie, I gave you that nickel...

You put Whipper Snapper in the hospital though!

Well you should have heard me sneaking up behind you!

You shouldn't sneak up on a pony while they're shaving another pony's back!

Girls! Stop arguing. You guys are like a married couple.

I wouldn't marry Pinkie just because she would want 5 million foals!Haha!

I wouldn't marry Rainbow because she's a girl!HaHA!

What did I do to deserve this?... Oo! Here comes Lyra! Let's see what she does.

Lyra ran over to the elderly and shouted a loud. "HI!! I'M LYRA! I'M GONNA HELP YOU ACROSS THE STREET NOW! COME ON!" Then she shook the elderly' s hoof about 10 times and gave her a smile.

Not bad.

Not bad at all. She smiled! And that's surely to make somepony's day!

Guys, the poor old elderly' s ears probably exploded. I know mine did. You know? Lyra reminds me a little bit of you.

Thank you!

Step 2: Make the elderly feel comfortable

BonBon offered to grabbed the elderly' s hand and looked both ways for cars to let her know that she is keeping an eye out.

Glorious!

One time, I was walking across the street and I found a piece of gum in the middle of the street so I picked it up and found a folded five dollar bill underneath of it! I was rich!

That's nice Pinkie but you might not get that lucky one day and you might just be picking up another pony's slobbery, chewed up gum. Now let's see Lyra's approach!

Lyra looked at the elderly directly in the eyes and said. "Don't be scared because only 80% of ponies die every year from a wagon crash and we won't be one of them."

*Face Hoof*

Umm...

Well... that's just Lyra's way of saying that everything will be okay... it may not be a good way but it's a way.

If I was that elderly, I would smack her with my cane and roll her into the street with my wheel chair.

Rainbow!

Wouldn't you do something similar?

Noppie! I just gotta be careful and control my goofiness.

See, everypony has their ways... Okay let's proceed to the next step...

Step 3: Walk the Elderly Across the street

BonBon led the elderly across the street and stopped when other ponies would pass by.

Nice.

Lyra ran the elderly across the street, missing each wagon by an inch, she tossed and turned around, making sure that she and the elderly would not get hit. Until she finally got to the end of the street with the elderly. Let's just say their manes where now afros.

Ahhhahah! They are working those afros! That's like you're hair Pinkie, just more insane!

That is the nicest thing you've ever said to me! *Hugs Rainbow*

No it's really not...

Narrator guy, who are you voting for? Who do you think will win?

Well, where I think we're going towards is that Hilary Clin-

*giggle*No, in this!

Oh, Well it looks like BonBon's winning!

Hmm? *Rainbow looked at the score* BonBon has 3, Lyra has 0.

I'm still trying to comprehend why Lyra can't do this...

Oh! I didn't tell you guys! I gave Lyra half of my Nightmare Night candy 2 months ago and it takes a while to wear off of her.

...

See... I know what happens when you eat a lot of sugar, Pinkie. You go crazier than you already are, but when Lyra eats sugar... it's doesn't wear off for almost 2 MONTHS!? And I thought YOU were insane! Turns out... you're the INSANEST! If that's a word!

Is it too late to tell you about the raw sugar...?

Pinkie! *chases after Pinkie*

Hmm... guess I'll continue... Hey everypony, let's talk about politics and how I should actually run for President and win, clearly I'm better than Hilary Clinton and Ben Carson combined, so vote for Rainbow Dash 2k15. I can make America 20%-

Ahen! Rainbow Dash! You are helping me chase this Pink nightmare! *grabs Rainbow*

Vote for Rainbow Dash!

Remember kids... always be nice to you're elders. Unless you're Lyra. Vote for Trollestia.