Equestria, a place of magic, harmony, and friendship...a place inhabited by talking ponies, griffons, minotaurs, and even dragons!...Oh, and a guy named Anon. Now Anon used to live on the planet Earth working as a comic writer, but one day the gods above were bored out of their minds so they plucked little Anon off the face of the Earth (via. a lightning strike right to his jimmies, which he might like to add "hurt like hell") and was dropped into the Everfree Forest to die or miraculously live. Thankfully he was saved by one of the cutest creatures he had ever seen, a small pegasus commonly known as Fluttershy and for good reason.

She was just so freakin' shy! Seriously, it took all of his will just to resist hugging the butterflies off her butt! Sadly, at the risk of giving her a panic attack, Anon decided it would be best not to hug the fluffy yellow pony of heart wrenching cuteness. Hell, who could blame him? Who in god's green earth would turn down a hug from Fluttershy? Yeah, that alone is a scary thought but try resisting to hug her for her own health, I personally wouldn't last a week but that's just me being me.

Now back the story at hoof, Anon was healed of his cuts, bruises, and... certain burns by the kind pony while he slept. Naturally like any other gentleman he thanked her for her kindness which resulted in her being spooked by the human being able to talk. She dashed out of the room with a short yelp, hiding behind the corner and poking her head out cautiously. Now it took a bit of the ol' Anon charm and some finesse but he got the pegasus to come back in and stop shaking, afterwards he introduced himself to her as Anon and began asking important questions such as 'where am I' and 'who are you'. She introduced herself as Fluttershy saying she found him in that death trap known as the Everfree Forest and that he was in Equestria; a place inhabited by sentient ponies, griffion, and other species besides humans. Anon assumed he was either dead from his testicles being struck by lightning OR he was struck by the lightning then sent to this new world, either way he knew he wasn't in Detroit anymore because Detroit didn't have pegasi. Anon asked Fluttershy if she knew someone who could help him get back home, Fluttershy told him to go find another pony named Twilight Sparkle saying she may be able to help him but chances were slim at best. After a quick thanks Anon set out on his journey to find the pony and get some answers!

Fluttershy packed him a lunch, map, even a few gold coins that were the planet's currency! Bless that pony's kind, fragile heart and may her offerings bring good luck to Anon as he departed for his new life. More than likely he'll probably need it after what he endured just to get here. Anon waved goodbye and took one last look at the name on the paper he was given before he departed. "Twilight, eh? Map says she lives in this 'Ponyville' place."

Anon followed the dirt road and ended up in a small town as Fluttershy's note had mentioned before, but there was a small problem, the entire town was deserted and void of any form of life besides the sole tumbleweed that gently passed by Anon and he wasn't even sure tumbleweed was a living species of plant. The quiet was murder on his paranoia, the silence brought tension and tension brought out the little four year old girl inside Anon who only comes out when he get's scared shitless. Anon tilted his fedora down in an effort to conceal his face and then straightened the tie on his slim black tux in a sophisticated manner, he got the feeling he wasn't alone and the last thing he wanted to show his observers was fear, for fear showed weakness and weakness showed... well, weakness.

"Okay Anon, get a grip on yourself. They're just ponies... Yeah, just a bunch of otherworldly ponies who-"

"Hello?"

"OH SHIT!"

Anon took off at impressive speeds screaming out an array of colorful sailor words, he didn't care who or what it was that greeted him he just followed the instincts that kept him alive back on Earth which were run like hell or get mugged by alley criminals. As he was running while screaming like a frightened little child he never bothered to look directly in front of him to notice the hanging metal sign. Of course by the laws of comedy he smacked into the metal obstacle face first with a loud 'ding' and fell on his ass with little Princess Lunas circling his head.

"Oh my gosh, are you alright!?"

Anon sat up swaying from left to right, with his nose leaking a little blood he opened his mouth to speak. "Did anybody get the license plate on that refrigerator?"

Anon then fell on his back, out like a light bulb. The last thing he saw before he passed out was a purple face looking down on him.

(Twilight's POV.)

Twilight was out in the market place to pick up some supplies she needed for a project she was currently working on. Strangely the market place, or anypony for that matter, was not present in the town plaza. "Where the hay did everypony go? It hasn't been this quiet since Zecora first visited town. In fact...-" Twilight had confirmed her suspicions when she saw a tall creature wandering the town, just as confused as she was. It wore a suit and had on a fedora, so the fact that it wore clothing proved the creature at least had a sentient brain."-just as I predicted. Well, I guess a simple greeting should break the ice but... what is it suppose to be?"

The closest species that resembled the creature was a Diamond Dog but it couldn't be a Diamond Dog, they always traveled in packs and they rarely left their mine shafts in fear of somepony stealing their gems. Twilight decided to interact with the mysterious creature and ever so slowly advanced on it, sure it may have not been the smartest thing to do but Twilight was confident she could restrain it if it became hostile. She eventually tip-toed her way behind it and quietly readied a paralyzing spell in case she startles it by accident.

"Hello?"

"OH SHIT!"

The creature shouted and started running while spewing out an array of curse words, Twilight followed in pursuit. "Wait, stop! Was it something I said? Oh no, look out for that-"

'Ding!'

The thing hit a hanging sign and fell on it's back, causing Twilight to cringe at the sound of skull hitting metal. "Oooo, That's gonna leave a mark... I mean oh my gosh, are you alright!?"

The creature sat up with a bloody nose and a sizable goose egg on it's forehead, it spoke to her in what was coincidentally perfect equish not counting the strange way it spoke. "Did anyone get the license plate on that refrigerator?"

"License plate? What's a license plate and what does that have to do with a refrigerator?"

Before any more questions could be asked the creature passed out, as Twilight was checking the creature's vitals to make sure it was still alive other ponies started to peak out from their houses in curiosity, some even had the balls to step out of their homes to look at the creature from a safe distance.

"Oh, thank Celestia it's alive. But that's quite a nasty bump, and his nose might be broken too," Twilight said to nopony in particular, which signaled Rainbow Dash to 'dash' over to her and the K.O.'d creature.

"Wow Egghead, didn't know you had it in ya!"

"I didn't knock him out Rainbow Dash, he... knocked himself out by accident. Well at least I think it's a 'he' but-"

"Uh, I'd hate to interrupt our biology lesson professor but We better get this thing to a doctor before it wakes up," Rainbow Dash said pointing at the bloody trail that was now hardening across the creature's face. Twilight lifted the thing up in her telekinetic aura, not even breaking a sweat.

"Good point, let's get him or her to the hospital before he bleeds out."

Author's Note

Personally I think there should be an 'Anon' Character tag but that's just my opinion, what I should be doing is prepping the flame shields that shall protect me from the onslaught of trolls!

Flame shields are at maximum capacity, you trolls better be ready cause I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody ending! (Anyone get the reference?)