Hello potential fans! Well, this is an Anon story about an anonymous man named Anon and if you wanna find out more than read on my friends, and I promise to do my very best and try not to make a complete idiot of myself if I have not done so already, pinky promise!..... I said Pinky not 'Pinkie', I'm not THAT stupid. Anyway I'm hoping this story goes well so I'll keep crossing my fingers!... hooves.... wings?.... eh, you get the picture...

UPDATE: Holy shit, is this still going!? Wow... I've come a long ways... Anyways, I've taken out the 'first fic' thing from the short description because I'm more than certain a story being out this long isn't in that rank anymore.