"Levitate!" Anon commanded, but the orange remained in gravity's hold.

"Anon, maybe your just not cut out for magic. Your just a human after all, right?"

"I'm a human with an Alicorn inhabiting his body, that's not exactly normal where I come from."

"Regardless of this, it takes a lot of practice to get the hang of casting spells, we don't even know if humans can cast spells without a horn!"

"Shush you! Now orange, I command you to levitate or suffer my wrath!" The orange didn't move as Anon made weird hand movements like he was actually trying to use his hand to move it without touching it. Anon huffed in frustration and decided to try something else. "Maybe I need to recite an incantation?" Anon cleared his throat. "Ahem By my command you lousy orange, move from your spot and... Dammit, nothing rymes with orange!" It was then that out of nowhere, absolutely nothing happened to Anon and his orange... "Dammit!"

"Anon, maybe you should just take a break, shouting obscenities into the air isn't gonna make that fruit float." Nightmare advised, to which Anon gave a huff in defeat.

"Your right... Ths frustration isn't helping either... Man, I wish I had a nice plate of bacon right now."

"Bacon?"

"Pan fried Pig that's simply delectable to most humans, and normally served with eggs or toast... Mmm, juicy... Crisp... Delicious bacon." Anon waited for the miracle that was suppose to happen, but the plate of steaming bacon never dropped from thin air like it should have. "Oh come ON! Did I do something to anger the gods!? Did I end all of ponykind!? NO! Now where in Sam Hill is my plate of bacon!?"

"Anon, calm down!"

"No! I won't calm down!" Anon's eyes began to glow and a black aura surrounded his figure "I put up with so much crap... I...I-" Anon slapped himself and he got a grip on his psyche. His eyes returned to their green color but the aura remained. "What the... Is this?" Anon ran his fingers through the perplexing substance, it was a gas of some sort that leaked from him. "W-What the hell is this!?"

"Magic..."

"M-Magic!? Oh shit, I need to tell Twilight about this before I lose it again!"

"Anon, this isn't ordinary magic, this is corrupt magic." Nightmare warned.

"Corrupt? You mean this could take over?"

"I... I don't know. We need to go to Twilight, now." Nightmare commanded, Anon didn't need to be told twice and rushed to Twilight's house.

"Hmm...." Twilight examined the strange aura closely, scrunching her face in deep concentration as her horn glowed. "Well, I can't detect anything wrong with you, but this aura certainly is strange."

"Twilight, I know what your thinking, but I assure you that this is not Nightmare's fault. Well, maybe not willingly per say but she is innocent!"

"Calm down Anon, please. Now, have you been experiencing any strange symptoms lately?"

"Besides the obvious? Well, I lost my sanity for a moment when it first happened but-" Anon stopped his speech when his eyes started to glow again, he gained a feral grin and his aura grew thicker in color.

"... A-Anon? Are you-"

"STOP STARING AT ME, MAILBOX!!" Anon lashed out and... Ignored Twilight completely, choosing to tackle a wall and then start repeatedly headbutting it. After a few good poundings he clawed the wall and smiled a snaggletooth grin. "Ehehehe, I LOVE it when you look at me that way... Now SCREAM FOR ME!!" Before Anon could do any more damage to the wall and himself Twilight wrapped him up in the drapes from her window. Anon struggled to break free but he couldn't, however this fact didn't dampen the encouragement his temporary insanity provided so he continued to struggle. "KILL THE RULES! BREAK THEIR SPINES AND CRUSH THEIR MOIST TOWELETTES!! By Skeletor's fine skull-cap, I! WANT!! PUDDIIIIING!!!"

"Anon, you need to get a hold of yourself!"

"NOTICE ME, MAYONNAISE-SENPAI!"

"Nightmaaaare! Nightmaaare, where are you!?" Anon shouted, wandering around in the darkness of... Whatever this place is. "Geez... This place is so dark, I hope I can find her..." There was a sound in the distance, soft yet familiar... It sounded like crying. "Nightmare!? Is that you!?" Being Anon's only lead, he followed the voice.

"LOVE ME!!! WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEE!!!!" Anon was screaming at the top of his lungs, voicing his insanity for all to hear.

"Anon we're doing this for your own good." Celestia said. Anon started crying.

"WHY WON'T YOU SCREAM WHEN I CURSE AT YOU SOFTLY, MAYONNAISE-SENPAI ALWAYS DOES!" The crying immediately stopped and was replaced by wild laughter, which was then replaced by pained screaming. "I WANT MY NIGHTMARES TO COME TO ME SO WE CAN INDULGE IN A BUFFET OF REFINED MUSTACHES AND THREE QUARTERS OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION SERVED AT A MODEST PRICE!" He started crying again, kicking his feet in the air. "NO MOMMY! I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE DENTIST, THEY MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL LIKE THANKSGIVING STUFFING AND THEY SMELL LIKE BAD SOAP! I'm sorry Anon, but you have a cavity. BUT I HATE NEEDLES! I DON'T WANNA GET A NEEDLE IN MY MOUTH! I promise they'll use the funny gas this time. I LOVE THE FUNNY GAS! IT MAKES THE BUZZING FEEL LIKE POP-ROCKS AND ATHENS MUSIC PLAY IN MY HEAD! NAP-TIME!" Anon collapsed, fast asleep as the black aura receded into his body for the time being.

"My word, humans take this corruption very differently compared to when my sister fell victim to it. Luna simply turned evil, but this... This is just insanity!"

"Will he be okay?"

"That i cannot say, he is a human and very little is known of their kind. He could turn evil, he may recover from this ordeal, he may even stay insane forever; the options are vast but unknown." Celestia explained, Twilight nodded.

"I understand... I'll go make some tea to ease the-"

"WAKEY-WAKEY, SCABS AND CRAZY!" Anon kicked the air and vaulted himself onto his feet, he started struggling against the drapes that bonded him and strangely enough the black aura oozed out of him and started to take shape. They formed long, thin tentacles that squirmed into the cracks of the drapes and, with enough force, slowly ripped them apart until they finally gave out and flew off of Anon. "FEAR THE TENTACLE AS DO SO MANY JAPANESE WOMEN! RUN IN AWE OF MY POWER, AS THE TENDRILS OF DARKNESS APPRECIATE THE SPACE, BEING INTROVERTED AND ALL!" The tentacles grabbed the door and ripped it from it's hinges, Anon running out at impressive speeds. "I WILL ASK MY BOSS ABOUT THAT RAISE MAYONNAISE-SENAPI HAS BEEN ASKING ME TO GET, I WILL THEN GET SOME SPRINKLES ON MY VANILLA SWIRL ICE CREAM, AND I WILL FINALLY ACHIEVE MY DREAM OF SELLING EXOTIC HAM FROM THE BACK OF A STOLEN FAST-FOOD DELIVERY VAN!"

"Oh boy..."

"Nightmare! Nightmare! Where are you, Nightmare!?" Anon ran toward the voice, but he never got any closer to his goal, possibly due to this black fog that shrouded his vision in darkness. "Dammit, why won't this stupid fog just go away!" Anon noticed a shift in the air, and the fog slowly dissipated, surprising Anon. "Oh... I guess I have some control over this place... But where am I?" Anon heard the crying again, louder this time. He decided to follow it and see where it takes him.

It's been two hours and Twilight and Celestia have yet to find Anon, Twilight tries calling him out like he was a wild animal, which in this case is more than appropriate. "Anon! Anon! Heeere human-human-human!"

"Twilight, what are you doing?" Celestia questioned.

"Calling out the deranged human currently invading ponyville." Twilight deadpanned, Celestia gave her a strange look. "Hey, it's all I can think of do-... Found him!"

Anonymous the psychopath was sitting on a small blanket with a mare wrapped up in a straightjacket, she had on a full-face restraining mask with one of the lences busted, the mask hid her mane and fur along with the jacket but her open flank revealed her tail to be blood red with purple fur and her cutie mark was two cogs spinning in opposite directions, trying to overpower each other. They appeared to be drinking tea but they both had crazy written in their eyes. "GOOD THING I BROKE YOU OUT OF THE PEANUT FACTORY, I WAS FEELING RATHER LONELY WITHOUT MAYONNAISE-SENPAI!"

"MORE TEA!" The mare screamed back, Anon took her cup and leaned to his side, than put her cup under his butt. He let out a loud fart and handed her the cup, she took a sip of the air. "THIS IS DELICIOUS!"

"YOUR WELCOME, SWEETHEART!"

The pony tackled Anon and started dry-humping his arm. "I HUG YOU!" she locked up for a split second and then her limbs drooped. "DING! WHO WANTS TOAST!?"

Anon turned to a bag of doritos that had a paper hat on it, giving it a crazy but somehow straight face while the mare was still laying on top of him. "HUGS ARE NICE, WHAT SAY YOU PERIDOT!?" The bag didn't say anything, but it fell forward and lightly tapped it's cup. "STOP TRYING TO BREAK PERIDOT'S STUFF, GRAVITY!"

"GRAVITY, STOP BEING A CLOD TO PERIDOT!" The crazy mare said to the thin air in front of her.

"OH SHIT! IT'S PALUTENA AND STOCKING ANARCHY!" Anon screamed, now noticing Twilight and Celestia. Anon got up and threw his friend off, than used his teeth to rip open her straightjacket. "LET US MOVE, BEFORE PALUTENA MOLESTS PITT AND PANTY STARTS TO NOT GIVE A SHIT!" The tentacles lifted the mare along with the bag of doritos and Anon dropped to his hands, taking off on four legs like a wolf. The two gave chase, Celestia took to the air and tried divebombing Anon but was grabbed by the tentacles and thrown at Twilight.

"Oof!" The two went down, tumbling into a ball before stopping and being thrown apart. Twilight saw Anon was about to get away so she fired a paralysis spell at him as a last ditch effort. The spell struck home and he locked up, unable to move. "Hah! Got him! Someone restrain the two and tie them up before they cause more trouble!"

"... N-Nightmare?" Anon beheld the sight in front of him, Nightmare in her human form, attatched to a St. Catherine Wheel that was held up by chains. She opened her eyes, they were deprived of all hope until they looked down to see Anon.

"A-...Anon?

Author's Note

Am I crazy or what? So I'm just gonna leave you at this cliff-hanger and work on the second part, sorry to leave you like this but the next part will be here soon. Enjoy the little references I left as well, and good day.