Spike's magical bong

As spike sees the ponies leave he gets mad and goes into his emergency fund to see that twlight locked it with a spell and a note saying " spike this is for your own good" HE SCREAMS" DAMN IT TO HELL COME ON I HAVENT SMOKED IN 5 DAYS THIS IS COMPLETE BULLCRAP". spike begins packing his belongings in a small suit case he then realizes he can get weed
the problem was this place was very very far and would require at least a 300 bit ticket from canterlot it self. "darn it where am i getting 300 bits in a day it isn possible". he stares at a suit rarity made him. it contained a green emerald encased in glass to prevent spike from eating it." i bet this is worth at least 400 bits thats more then enough money to buy the ticket to go to
Las Pegasus where i can get some high quailty weed". as spike shouts in joy he realized he no longer had a bong. "WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND A BONG" he then conviently sees a flyer that says come to the manehatten bong museum only 50 bits to enter." ive got it ill go to the museum place camera spikes everywhere( pun not intented) then sneak in and rob the best looking bong there" spike says. he then sighs" damn ill need at least 250 bits to do this though 50 for entrance,50 for cameras,100 for two way ticket and 50 for other nessesities" spike then notices that the museum flyer says that its next week. " thats enough time to rack up 250 bits ill need to find a job and get those bits then ill be having a new bong soon enough.
twlight returns later that day. "hey spike" she says. "hey twlight listen im sorry for smoking weed and im going to get a job so i can be resposible and i can go to a museum next week so i can learn" spike replies. "thats great spike im so proud of you im going to ask pinkie pie to have a small party for your plans. twlight says. spike then asks twlight " hey twlight is there a way you can lend me some bits to get started and maybe a place to work so i can go by next week" twlight responds " well your little emegency fund has 2500 bits i can give you 100 to start out and you can earn the other 150" spike says "sounds great twlight im going to sleep so good night".later that evening spike wakes up and takes his 100 bits and leaves.he goes to pony depot to buy some suppiles. spike decides to ask the stallion where to purchase camera spikes. " so uh where can i buy camera spikes mr" the stallion repiles " oh right over here and theres some great sneaking equipment here too".spike purchases the camera spikes and leaves. he then goes over to derpies house. derpy opens the door and says " heeeeellll" spikes interupts "hi derpy i need to stash these items so i have no time to talk" afterwards spike leaves and returns home for a well rested nap.