Spike's magical bong

The next morning spike woke up to pinkie pie bouncing on top of his head. she yells "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPIKE HOW OLD ARE YOU ARE YOU 16 YET" spike replies " get off pinky its not my birthday and im only 12 so yeah your way off" pinkie says " oh sorry spike lets go your party is outside arent you so happy".after talking with pinkie for a while they finally make it outside where they all say "YAY SPIKE IS CLEAN". rainbow dash says " LETS START THIS PARTY ALREADY WOOOOOO" dj pon3 starts playing some tunes when spike starts to walk over to rarity. rarity blushes slightly " hello spike i heard your going to get clean" spike replies " yeah im going to stay clean and i wanted to say im sorry rarity for keeping this a secret" rarity says" meet me in your room in a few minutes i have a surprise for you " she giggles and leaves.spike says "whats up with her".derpy then says " hhhhheeeeyyy spunk i hhhhhaavve uurrrr ca-" spike interupts" derpy no shhh stay quiet about that okay"she repiles" ooooookkkkaaay" spike then bumps into fluttershy. "oh hey fluttershy ". fluttershy then says" spike you decided to do the miracle plant without me how could you" spike says : hey i didnt mean keep it to my self its that i thought you dont smoke and im pretty sure twlight would of found out sooner". fluttershy responds " its okay next time tell me so you can smoke with me rainbow dash and pinkie pie". spike repiles " you guys smoke holy shit" fluttershy then says " yes but we dont tell twlight,rarity or applejack"." all right then well i need some weed im going to las pegasus". fluttershy says " i have a friend that can help you out his address is 69 m-" rarity screams " SPIKE GET IN HERE " spike runs into the house to find rarity in lingerie."woah rarity you look real nice" he says. rarity then says " come over here spike i want to give you a present for quitting that drug" spike runs over and says whats the present" rarity says " a lap dance for my special dragon"spike smile gets wider and wider as he gets closer to rarity.they begin to passionately and he undos her lingerie.rarity interupts " do you have protection" spike says " regular or spiked ( pun intended)"she says " SPIKED" he goes to his drawer and retrieves it.they continue to kiss for a bit then the door begins to open.rarity pushes spike off as he lands on the floor and says ow.twlight says " hey guys come join the party" then applejack says " YEAH I BOUGHT SOME DELICIOUS APPLE CIDER" rarity and spike look at each other and return to the party.