Spike's magical bong

Spike starts the plane engine and begins to fly he screams of joy.meanwhile applejack speaks with pinkie pie. pinkie pie says " we need balloons for the funerals oh and strippers spike loves strippers".applejack replies " spike is dead he isn going to enjoy it so no need to put strippers in the funeral".meanwhile spike lands the plane.spike says " so you have weed right ?". the stallion " oh course look how many pounds we are loading into your plane okay soon my friend you will what you want you will finally get high again".spike says "okay good i need a good pot session". as spike talks business with the man some royal pegasus guards arrive at the scene with some automated blasters.they start shooting as soon as they finish loading the final pound of weed. theres guns going off everywhere.and spike is taking cover while he tries to get on the plane.meanwhile at the funeral pinkie pie starts " spike was really funny and ill miss him", then rainbow dash " he was pretty cool he died too early though its a shame", then fluttershy " poor spike never smoked weed with me", applejack " spike was the first good dragon i ever met', rarity" he was very kind and sweet with me hed al...." meanwhile spike continues to slaughter the royal guards he finally gets a breakthrough and gets on the plane he starts the plane and takes off but not before getting the engines shot.the engines ignite 70 % of the weed on the plane and weed fumes floar down to ponyville a little bit went to canterlot. his plane was falling.meanwhile twlight finishes her speach they sees the plane it crashs and releases a giant cloud of fumes.spike wakes up serveral hours later to find that the entire town of ponyville is taking turns smoking his bong. he gets up and says " hey gimmie back my bong i stole it fair and square now give it back". a very high mayor replies " no this bong is for everybody". a pony touches an apple she explodes into a million gutty pieces and everypony around her is covered in blood. spike screams" HOLY SHIT NIPPLES ". he grabs the pony and looks for his friends. as he runs he stares at the bong and notices he has weed in his pocket.he thinks that if he smokes he can think better so he prepares the bong and he lights it. he uses the bong. he stares up and says " nice".