Spike's magical bong

as the train moves away spike sits in a seat relaxed when someone puts a magic blaster to his head.the stallion says " give me the bong and i wont splatter your brains like a sack of monkey shit". spike replies" sure" and hits him in the head with the bong. he picks up the blaster and starts moving foward through the train carts. as he moves foward he sees a sucide stallion which pulls a gernade and it blows up the impact knocks spike out and he has a flashback to his first time smoking pot at the great dragon migration.a dragon prepares a bong and hands it to a much younger spike.the dragon says " go on spike its go for you dragons are natural pot smokers look it up man im not even joking". spike lights the bottom of the bong and inhales it. he suddenly wakes up in a train wreckage about a mile away from las pegasus. he stands up and theres a metal pipe that pierced right through his abdomine. he picks up the blaster and looks for the bong.3 stallions show up with blasters.spike shoots one in the skull. his head melts off. the next one is shot in the eye and screams "AGHHH THIS HURT MORE THEN A SKULLFUCK" the guy next to him says" HOW WOULD YOU KNO-" shot right in the mouth by spike.he then loots there bodies and finds the bong under a seat.he pulls out the metal pipe it felt as if a billion needles were stabbing him in one spot repeatedly without rest. he finally removes the pipe and burns the wound with his bong lighter.he walks outside the train wreckage to see the entire train is desroyed with no survivors but the one by his foot. the survivor says " hey how are you alive you faggity dragon" spike replies " fuck you, you scumtit " stomps on him and says "bitch" he walks covered in blood for a mile to las pegasus. meanwhile the wreckage gets told around quickly. it reaches back to ponyville.twlight sparkle screams " SPIKE IS DEAD NOOOOO" rarity says " he died without having sex with me noooooooooooooooooo". fluttershy interupts the whining and says " we should have a proper funeral".rainbow dash replies " great idea".applejack says " we can have it at my barn".pinkie says " your going to clean it right ?".back at the wreckage spike made very good distance and made it to las pegasus.after getting patched up he speaks with his dealer." i have shocking news i have no weed " spike replies " what are you serious this is bullshit". the dealer says " easy holmes by ponyville theres an abandoned factory they are mass producing weed go over there you get all the weed you want i swear ill even give you transportation my smexy plane".spike says " now were talking"