Breaking ponies

NOTE: this may have shitty grammar/spelling please ignore it.

a large mobile enchanted apple stand is driving down the new appaloosa desert. spike is driving with a gas mask on with shining armor next to him passed out with a gas mask. in the back there are two stallions appearing dead that are on the floor. the apple stand crashes and spike drags armor out. he makes a memory orb " im sorry twlight i only wanted to make some cash before i die so then you could at least no longer work for celestia if you didnt want to" siren wails" good bye twlight" he drops the orb and runs over to the road and he waits for the police to arrive while he holds a magic blaster in his hand.the sirens get closer and then he flashbacks.4 days eariler. a doctor stallion is speaking with him. " spike we have some bad news apperntly you have cancer " spike is shock and flashbacks " come on spike drink the toxic waste your a dragon your not going to get effected" says a dragon" okay fine" says spike. he gulps down the waste as dragons cheer him on.he returns back to the stallion." spike i know its alot to take in but its okay i would like to start chemo therapy as soon as possible. spike repiles " ill think about it okay" he leaves. later that night he tells twlight sparkle" SPIKE YOU HAVE CANCER OMG THIS ISN GOOD" spike says " its okay im going to get chemo" twlight then repiles " where will you get the bits to pay for the chemo" spike says " im sure celestia can give us some bits" twlight repiles" okay spike ill let you talk with princess celestia".the next day spike bumps into shining armor " oh hey spike whats up" spike replies nothing much i need to make cash quick" armor replies " are you will to do illegal things" spike says " im not going to be a gigalo if your asking that okay. armor says " no no no we can make "crystal" meth ( pun not intended) you would make alot of money" spike thinks" hmmm okay you got a deal ill help out ill give you my life savings" spike hands armor 700 bits " whats this for "armor says. " buy a mobile apple stand okay were going to cook in that also thats the money to buy the material" spike says. " okay i got it lets cook tommorrow" he says. the following day they cook.after cooking for a few hours they make the purest meth in all of equestria. armor says " DAMMMN thats some clear meth bro you are a artist at this" spike repiles " its just stuff i picked from twlight anyways go meet up with the guys". armor meet up with two stallions the following day." yo where you find this meth" says the first stallion." i cooked it "says armor. the second one says " you didnt cook this shit man stop lieing take us to the cook "says the second stallion as he points a magic blaster at him." okay he going to be here tommorrow" says armor. the following day they meet up. they beat up armor with some brass hooves.then they take spike hostage. " hey teach us how to cook that holmes" says the first one. spike replies" okay". he begins the process but then shoots his fire breath at the pot shooting toxins into the air. he escapes and puts a mask on armor and himself. the other two stallions suffocate.then spike gets in the car and drives.a large mobile enchanted apple stand is driving down the new appaloosa desert. spike is driving with a gas mask on with shining armor next to him passed out with a gas mask. in the back there are two stallions appearing dead that are on the floor. the apple stand crashes and spike drags armor out.spikes flashback is over.and he sees the fire dept runs by. he hides the blaster as they run by.he sighs and laughs " whew that was a close one" he walks back and puts armor in the apple stand and drives away.