Breaking ponies

armor wakes up later " dude hes still alive i see the stallion moving".spike replies" uhh no he cant survive that its impossible"armor replies " well hes moving right now what do we do"spike says " we gotta melt the bodies its the only way so we can avoid the cops".armor says " how are we going to melt some bodies"spike replies " we will need some hydrofluoric acid,a plastic tub and a hacksaw".armor replies okay gotcha ill go get the stuff". a little while later he pours the acid into his tub insead of the plastic. he cuts the stallion into pieces and tosses him into the tub as he melts it stinks up the place.many hours later.
spike says " okay when are we going to melt him" armor says " already did man i melted him in my tub see no need to get that plastic shit ". the bathroom breaks and water goes everywhere.spike says " oh really you sure about that".after executing the survivor and melting him too both spike and armor need a new buyer. armor says " i heard a minator named Iron Will is looking for some buyers". spike replies " even if he does buy were out of alicorn milk so we cant make jack shit"but then spike pauses and thinks"i got it if we steal a barrel of fillydephia's finest black pegasus oil we wouldnt need the damn alicorn milk, but we would need alot more tools in order to cook it P2P style(pony 2 pony)".armor replies " like what".spike says" we would need a larger oven and also a new area this form of making meth makes alot of smoke very smelly smoke this smoke would give us away just like that so maybe a basement but we would need gas mask so we wouldnt passout from the horrible smell"."well im out so go get the suppiles okay and try to make Iron Will deal with us okay since that stallion is dead now".says spike. a few hours later.rarity says " spike i cant believe you have cancer oh poor spikiy wikiy its okay rarity is here". she hugs him so tight her cleavage is suffocating him.rainbow dash says " oh thats too bad you have cancer but that doesnt mean you should be suffocated to death by rarities titties".applejack whispers " let the little rascal enjoy it i mean who knows how long he will live before his cancer catches up with him".spike enjoys the attention he rechieves. later that night why he sleeps the girls talk. fluttershy says " so how long will he live". twlight says " im not sure maybe a few months a year at tops".pinkie pie says " we should throw him a goodbye enjoy dying of cancer party".rainbow dash rudely says " pinkie thats retarted you will only bum him out more". rarity says " well he cant die a virgin i will volenteer my virginity in order for spike to die like a man". twlight replies " rarity you dont have to do that".rarity responds " nonsense he cant die a virgin" later at night spikes gets a phone call. armor says " the jizz has entered the pussy and is making its way to the egg". spike says " cut the crap dont talk in code" armor replies " Iron Will has decided to trade with us were cooking tommorrow okay". spike mumbles " yeah yeah i know". he hangs up.the next morning spike is eating cereal when twlight says to spike " spike chemo starts today ". spike looks up from his cereal bowl.