Hail Science

by Woobaloo

Applebuckin' [CLOP]

Previous Chapter

From then on, my life got significantly better. Over the next few weeks and actually getting to know the ponies, I found that they weren't just a bunch of insane, and in Twilight and Rainbow's case, sex driven horses. Twilight for instance was a librarian in a town called Ponyville and she was the Princess of the Stars or some ridiculous shit like that. Apparently, the ones with wings were the fuckin' Aryan master race or some shit and go on to control celestial bodies. Well, unless you're Princess Cadence, who just controls love. I guess that's significant, but I think that's why she got Twilight's brother to marry her. Princess of Love has to have some moves amiright...?

Yeah...I'm having those type of thoughts about ponies now... Oh dear God what am I becoming...?

The others had their own little backgrounds. Fluttershy was shy (no shit) and cared for animals in a small cottage on the outskirts of Ponyville. Rarity was a fashionista that owned the Carousel Boutigue and lived with her little sister, Sweetie Belle. Sweetie Belle, as Rarity explained, was always out with her friends trying to get a cutie mark. Apparently those decide was you have to follow in life, which is a bit unfair.

Pinkie Pie lived in a bakery called Sugar Cube Corner, owned by the Cake family. Seriously...these names cannot get any stranger. Every single name was a word with another meaning... Anyways, Pinkie was the energetic, party lover that just fucked around most of the time. That last part I had already inferred though.

Rainbow Dash, as I had imagined, was an athlete. Unlike the others who lived in Ponyville, she lived in a city above the clouds called Cloudsdale. What a fucking fantastic name. Really. What else to name a city in the clouds? Anyways, Dash's personal goal was to join up with the Wonderbolts, an elite group of pegasi that preformed tricks. Sounds...fascinating?

Finally, there was Applejack. Farm pony that, as obvious as it is, owned an apple farm called Sweet Apple Acres. Brilliant. She lived with her grandma, brother, and little sister. I had wanted to ask about her parents, but I felt wrong in doing so.

So we had all become better acquainted with each other and were starting to do more things together. Sunday nights, we'd put in a movie and watch it 'till we all fell asleep. Most of the Monday mornings I'd find myself being cuddled by either Twilight or Rainbow, which always gives me a jump start to rather dreadful sense of Mondays. Though, in the recent weeks, I'd find Applejack curled up next to me or lying on my chest. I would be the proper gentlemen and wait for her to wake up as to not disturb her, while she slept on top of me. Plus, I loved it. She was kinda adorable just lying there and snoozing...her body moving ever-so-slightly due to her breathing. The fur was also a pleasant sensation. Soft and warm...

Admittedly, I loved it when being snuggled by any of the ponies. I had grown accustomed to their rather high voices and even grown to love them! I even invite them to sleep in my room or just crash in the living room nowadays. I feel a lot more comfortable around them...a lot more accepted..

"Hey! Whatcha looking at there?" asked Pinkie from behind me. I realized I had zoned out and was staring blankly at the dark screen of the television. Laughing a bit, I twisted around in my seat to ruffle Pinkie's mane.

"Don't know, Pinkie. How about we turn on the TV to see what we could be staring at?" I asked, rubbing behind her ear. She nodded her head and went to pick up the remote from the table when Dash and Applejack came trotting down the stairs.

"...sure that I would be the fastest even here!" Dash boasted. They appeared to be in a friendly argument.

"Nuh-uh RD. This world works a lot differently than in Equestria. Ah'd be the fastest 'ere," Applejack countered, stopping to proudly hold a hoof to her breast.

"Well...if Jeff would take us outside...we wouldn't have to argue about it," Dash said, raising her voice a tad when she mentioned my name. She was right though. I next to never took them outside out the fear of them being seen, even though I live secluded from anyone else...

"Hpmh teh remhmpt!" exclaimed Pinkie, holding the TV remote in her mouth, her eyes in a wide and gleeful fashion.

"Thanks Pinkie," I chuckled, taking the remote from her mouth and patting her on the head. I turned in my seat to face Rainbow and Applejack. "I figure it is about time I take you guys outside for some fresh air. Being locked up in here with me for how ever many weeks could be a bit maddening."

Applejack shook her head. "Ya ain't maddenin'. It's just a bit borin' to spend all our time in here..." She was right... I had failed to take into consideration that they were ponies and that they did spend the majority of their life outdoors.

"Alright then. We'll go for a camping trip. All of us," I suggested, rising from my seat. "I'll go tell the-" I stopped as Pinkie nudged my leg and pointed at the TV. "Oh! Right. We'll tell the others after Pinkie and I watch TV," I said, bending down to pick her up and bring her over to the couch. She giggled and wrapped her forelegs around me, letting me carry her. Even after I sat down, she didn't let go.

"Jeez, Pinkie. Don't hog him!" Dash scoffed, trotting over to the couch. Applejack followed.

"We're gonna watch TV with ya too," she said, jumping onto the couch and snuggling up to my right side with Dash following suit on the left side. With everyone snuggling up close, we all sat and watched TV, letting the hours slip past.

*****

"Guys! We're going on a camping trip!" I had announced as they talked at the kitchen table. They all had only positive responses to cheer, with even a, "Woohoo," from Fluttershy. As I had suspected, they all held the same wishes as Rainbow and Applejack, all of them longing for the outdoors. So now, they all ride in my car as I drive us to a secluded campground in the woods near my home. As I said earlier, I didn't want them being spotted in fear of someone reporting the strange equines and have them taken from me. I did not want that. Ever.

Now, however, I'd enjoy a short break. The car ride to the camp was proving rather...difficult.

"When we get there, I'm gonna bury you in the dust!" claimed Dash, who was riding in the back seat next to Applejack.

"No ya won't! Ah'll be the first one to the camp!" Applejack retorted. I heard the sound of wings rustling. "And ya can't use yer wings!" Rainbow scoffed.

"Take every advantage you can get, AJ!" Good friends they may be, but their bickering was just...

"Takin' advantage of somethin' I don't have! That's cheatin'!" Applejack yelled. Jesus they were annoying at times. Thankfully, we were just pulling into the camp site. Parking the car, I twisted to face Dash and Aj.

"There will be no racing until we have the tents, sleeping bags, and everything else unpacked and set up. Got that?" I said, glaring at both of them. They both huffed in response and Dash began playing with the car door handle.

"These are not pony friendly..." she mumbled as she tried to open it.

"The designers weren't concerned with sentient ponies trying to open doors, Rainbow," Twilight reminded her from her spot in the passenger seat. She opened her door with magic and jumped out, levitating the book she was reading with her. Rarity did the same, opening both of the back seat doors and jumping out, having the others quickly follow suit. Stepping out myself, I announced:

"Everyone or everypony will pitch in to setting up the camp so we can be ready for nightfall. Now, Twilight and Rarity will help get everything out using their magic. Dash and Applejack will help carry too. Finally, Pinkie and Fluttershy can go out and find an appropriate location for us to set up! Now, everyone or pony get moving!" We all scattered, looking to do our jobs and get ready for night.

I realized a problem while we finished watching Applejack and Rainbow race.

There weren't enough sleeping bags for all of us. We only had six for seven people... Or rather six ponies and one human... And I needed to be the gentleman among six...mares, I guess.

"We have a minor problem," I announced as we sat around the campfire, Dash and AJ recovering from their race while the others ate and talked. In case you were wondering, they both ended up collapsing. Physics, gravity, and terrain is a lot different here than in Equestria.

"Well, what seems to be the problem?" asked Twilight, looking up from her book.

"There's only six sleeping bags for the seven of us. I can ju-"

"Ah'll take the ground!" interrupted AJ, lifting herself up from the ground. I held up my hand to stop her.

"No. You won't. I'm the one who fucked up the count. I should be on the ground," I said. Applejack gave me a look said, "Don't argue with me." But, in all honesty, it was somewhat enjoyable to fuck around with these ponies. And that could be meant any way you take it. "Don't argue with me, AJ." She smirked and trotted past me to the tent.

"Then we'll share it, sugarcube," she called back, pushing through the tent flap. Oh, how delightful... It wasn't sarcasm. I'd actually like to have one of them so close to me but ya know...with a lot more room to maneuver..

Dash let out a loud yawn and poked my leg. "You better get going, hotshot. She'll need her rest after I beat her," she giggled lazily. A groan sounded from AJ's tent, expressing her disagreement with the outcome of the race. I laughed a bit, turning to head into the tent before stopping.

"Everyone off to bed now. Tomorrow, we'll head down to the river to go swimming!" The announcement was met with cheers of excitement, which were soon replaced with grumbles as I ushered them off to bed. After making sure every...pony...was off in bed, I went to my tent to see Applejack laying on top of the sleeping bag, waiting for me to enter.

"Took ya long 'nuff. Ah've been gettin' tired," she yawned, stretching across the sleeping bag. "Now climb inta the bag. Ah'll fit mahself in once yer done." Nodding my head, I opened the lip of the bag and slipped in, making room for Applejack.

She, however, had other ideas.

Leaping on top of my chest, she laid her head right on my neck, giving me a tiny nibble on the chin. Completely taken aback, I just lied there, panting since her landing on me had knocked the wind out of me. Short thereafter, I had regained my breath and just wrapped Applejack in my arms, holding her close. Then, I had a sudden thought.

"There's another reason you wanted to be in the same sleeping bag, isn't there?" I asked, gaining a bit of confidence. She smirked, leaning forward until her muzzle was right up to next to my ear.

"Well, Ah'm glad your scientist mind can figure that out..." she whispered before biting my ear, putting a shiver down my spine. My pants began to tighten...and Applejack took notice. "Ya enjoyin' yerself?" she asked, biting down harder on my ear. I was already as hard as steel without her doing that... "How about Ah help ya out with yer problem?" Applejack moaned lucidly, sliding down my chest. She stopped right above my crotch, tapping the flesh trying to break free of it's fabric prison with her hoof, causing it to twitch and throb. She tried fumbling with the zipper, but hooves aren't the best for trying to grab something so little.

I mean the zipper, of course...

I helped her out, pulling down the zipper and easing off my pants. She blushed profusely as she watched me, staring at the bulge in my underpants. Without warning, she leaned down and took the waistband in her mouth, pulling my undergarments away from me. Her eyes grew wide.

"Just like Dash said it'd be like..." she whispered, her breathing increasing rapidly, causing her hot breath to splash against my dick. She leaned down to lick the tip, but I wanted to try something new.

Before she was able to make contact, I grabbed and lifted her up by the waist and stood up, earning a surprised yelp and I did so. Now, her plot was right in front of my face and her head dangled around my crotch. Not for long however, since as soon as Applejack regained her senses, she immediately deepthroated me, sending a wave of ecstasy through me. Not wanting to be lazy, I dove into her pussy, licking and probing with my tongue. She tasted like sweet apples, ironically enough... And I couldn't get enough of it!

As we continued, I couldn't help but thrust a bit into her throat. Her rough tongue and tight throat made me want to explode! She knew it too, because she would deepthroat me at any chance she could get, leaving herself there. As if that wasn't enough, she would swirl her tongue around the entirety of my dick, wrapping me in a blanket of pure pleasure. Wanting to return the favor, I smashed her plot against my face, licking around her clit, trying to get her to erupt. I kept digging and digging into her, leaving my tongue inside her to thrash about, licking every nook and cranny my tongue could reach. She tried harder as well, using her tongue to massage my tip and rub against the underside of my dick. I was throbbing and twitching insanely, my cock begging to have everything inside me released.

And I gave in... I blew my load deep into her throat and shoved her pussy into my face as she came as well, lapping up every last bit of her juices. As she came, she wrapped her backlegs around me, pulling me in.

Minutes passed after I went down to the ground, basking in the thought of the orange mare. I opened my eyes and turned to face Applejack, only to discover standing there, presenting herself to me in a doggy style pose.

"Sugarcube... Please! Fill me up!" she nearly yelled, wiggling her ass in the air and flicking her twitching tail out of the way. Stumbling to my feet, I grew hard again as her juicy and meaty ass continued to sway, mesmerizing me... "Sugarcube!" she moaned, snapping me out of the trance. I grabbed her flank, steadying it and aligning my cock up with her marehood. As soon as I put the tip in, she moaned so loudly that I'm sure everypony had just been awoken from their slumber. She slammed backwards, causing a loud "thwap" sound to echo throughout the woods. She continued to do so, slapping onto my crotch in every go. There was no way any of the ponies could be sleeping now...

Besides all that, she felt incredible! Tight and the folds inside her made me want to explode right then and there! The fur from her plot that made contact every time she went back felt terrific, even if it was there and gone for brief seconds at a time. And her pace...aggressive and fast...her walls clamping down on me and trying to milk every bit of cum from me...it was the most pleasurable experience I had felt since Dash!

"S-sugar! A-Ah can't this up much longer!" she panted, her pace beginning to slow. I grabbed her ass and pulled it back, allowing me to go as far in as I could. I wanted to make it clear that I would continue the show from then on.

I continued to thrust into her, sometimes pulling all the way out and then slamming back in to become connected with her warmth once again...to fill her up. Her walls began to clamp down with even more force everytime I tried pulling myself out to go back in; for she wanted me to fill her up completely and never leave... I began to sense my approaching orgasm as I picked up the speed and aggressiveness of my thrusts.

"Applejack...I gonna cum soon!" I moaned, slamming into her rear with a passion. All she did was scream in ecstasy as her walls clamped down onto me, causing me to go over the edge. Using my last bit of strength, I shoved myself completely into her, emptying my load into her with large intensity. Her moans grew loud enough to wake the next town over and then some, so I reached down and pulled her up by the breast, making sure to keep myself inside. When I pulled her up to me, I pressed my lips against hers, leaning into the kiss that completely silenced her loud moaning. We held it there for what seemed like several minutes before I collapsed with on top of me onto the sleeping bag, my cock still halfway into her.

Both of us were panting and not caring that our juices were leaking onto the slippery portable bed. I wrapped my arms around her and held her close, finally pulling her off of my dick.

"K-keep it inside me..." she groaned, giving me a pouty look. I couldn't resist her...so I did. She moaned so lucidly that I began to grow hard again, expanding her walls once again. Noticing, she gave me an embarrassed look. "A-Ah'm sorry, sugarcube... I'm all out of strength..."

I was too, so I just shrugged and held her tighter, giving her a slight nibble on her neck. Her eyes drifted shut and so did mine...my body going into rest mode...

My only hope was that none of the others woke up and found us like this... It'd make for an interesting story however...