Hail Science

I awoke to rather pleasant and disturbing sensations. Sure, it was heartwarming to hold the purple mare in your arms while her chest lifted and fell so gracefully, but the smell... rather disturbing.

I had to resist the rising urge to snap out of bed and leap out the window, hopefully ending my life. No, I am a gentlemen and I shall prove as such.

"What the fuck happened last night...?" I groaned. Ech. Graceful enough.

Twilight wiggled around to face me, giving me a confused look. "Did you not like our time together last night...?" she pouted, giving me those fucking eyes again. I wanted to shout...so bad in whatever emotion I was feeling. It's a mixture of shame, confidence, and utter self-loathing with a touch of denial... Ok, a handful of denial.

"I-I don't have a...a uh..." I had zero response to her question. I just stared in those wonderful eyes... ECH! I'm being eaten from the inside! Why?! I don't understand anything relating to this moment. I'm just brain dead and that's horrible thing for a scientist. Especially one of my caliber.

"Hmm. Don't worry about," she giggled. "I know exactly how you felt last night..." she moaned seductively. She rolled so her back was facing me and scooted her flank against my crotch. I reluctantly gave a moan of pleasure. She giggled and got out of bed, trotting over to the doorway before casting a look back at me. "Get yourself cleaned up. I'm going to go and make us some breakfast." A loud crash sounded from the kitchen. Twilight and I grimaced.

"I do so believe they're trying to make breakfast," I sighed. "Maybe you should go help them." I was straining what little courage I had to speak. Everything in my body was seizing and panicking at thought of the vile acts of the past night...

I fucked a pony. And enjoyed it. Do you see the problems with the law and all the horrid morality of it?

I needed a shower... Desperately...

I pulled my miserable body from the bed, slouching over to the door. I had nothing left in me. My entire well-being was on shutdown. I didn't want to speak. Didn't want to socialize. I didn't even want to exist at this period in time. I wanted someone to hand me a shotgun and just nod solemnly as I held it under my chin and pulled the trigger. I wouldn't die peacefully, but it's an alternative to this entire dilemma.

I managed to stumble on over to the bathroom and lazily close the door. I'm nearly positive it didn't even shut all the way but I was in zero condition to care one single bit. I turned on the shower and stepped in, sealing myself in the warmth of exquisite and mind clearing shower water, which I'm sure that it's different. Like, magically altered to just clear away all your troubles...

That thought quickly subsided as I realized I had forgotten a change of clothes...and I wasn't wearing any undergarments since the encounter with Twilight last night...

I was trapped in my own personal hellish heaven.

Surely, I could just live out my days here. The shower is quite expansive by shower standards, and I could live off the water until hunger killed me. Yeah. 10 outta 10 plan.

It failed miserably about 20 minutes in.

"Hey Jeffrey! Could you hurry up?! Your breakfast is getting all cold!" That tomboyish voice of Rainbow Dash echoed through the ventilation and dispersed in my bathroom, making me feeling trapped in a warm prison. I didn't respond, unable to even manage a groan of displeasure.

I should have responded. I heard the dreadful noise of her hooves clopping on the wooden floor, the sound growing nearer as she approached the bathroom door.

"Jeffrey! Get out of the shower or I'm barging in!" she yelled. Why was she angry? There's no reason for her to be angry. I just want to be left alone an I planned on telling her that.

I let out a small and pathetic squeak. A noise no man should ever utter.

"You got until three!" Fuck.

"One!" Fucking say something you piece of shit! "Two!" Fuck you, you rainbow cunt. "Three! I'm coming in!" Motherfucking...

"Damn! At least cover yourself!" She yelped, covering her eyes with one hoof.

"You barged in here!" I shouted back, quickly taking mind to cover myself. Why was this happening? It's like a lazy writer with no fucking clue on how to continue a plot s/he procrastinated on for nearly two months.

Rainbow slowly uncovered her eyes, looking at me with a new look. A smug look.

"I see why Twilight was interested in you..." she said, gaining a confident smirk on her face. I made sure to use only one hand to flip her off. She giggled at that. "C'mon! It was a compliment!" Fuck you and your kindness. I'm cowering in a shower while a blue pegasus laughs at me. I don't need comfort. I need a swift death.

"Just go back downstairs, will you? I want to be left alone," I said, trying to convince her to leave me to die in peace. She held up a hoof to her chin, giving me a sarcastic thinking look.

"Hmmmm no." This time, without thinking, I held up both hands to flip her off. A horrid mistake on my part, realizing she was now staring at my exposed manhood. "Oh...oh wow..." she whispered. I was frozen in place, already imagining the fun and creative ways I could commit suicide. She slowly started inching forward to me. "I really can see why Twilight wanted you..." She'd reached the unfortunately very clear glass door of the shower and put a hoof on, trying to push it open. After several failed attempts, she figured out it was a pull, not a push. She face...hoofed, I guess?

Pulling the glass door open, she jumped and landed next to me, her wings slowly unfurling. The entire time this happened, I sat in the corner of my shower, hands raised as if I was being arrested. I closed my eyes until I felt a furry presence right in between my thighs. I slowly opened one eye, careful to not be hit with a direct blast of water seeing as though I'm in the shower. The sight was rather...magnificent.

Rainbow lay comfortably between my legs, eyeing my manhood. Her wings were in full bloom, and her magenta eyes were wide. Her coat was wet from the shower, giving her a sleek and shiny look. Her mane was matted to her body, making her look...devilishly sexy...

"You know..." she muttered, lifting a hoof up to the tip of my dick. "I always doubted that egghead to make good...mating choices," she let her hoof touch down on the tip, causing me to shiver. I hadn't noticed how awesome fur felt on...sensitive areas during my time with Twilight last night. "But now..." she leaned her head down and hung her tongue just over my cock. My hands still being in the air, I had to resist the urge to grab her and shove my dick clear down her throat. Ironic, isn't it?

"Now, I know she made the right choice..." she moaned as she licked the tip, sending pleasure coursing through me. My hands fell to either side of me and I threw my head back as she wrapped her luscious lips around my tip, using her tongue to wrap and lick around it. Admittedly, she was a lot better than Twilight!

As she began to nod her head back and forth and my cock, she began to sneak glances up at me, giving me the most adorable puppy eyes, threatening to send me over the edge already. Just as I was about to explode, she yanked the dick from her mouth and swayed her hips till her plot was right in front of my face.

"Hey, I like this and all, but you gotta send what you receive," she said, going back to bobbing her head on my throbbing member. She was right...I couldn't sit here and let her do everything. I grasped her flank and rubbed, earning a moan from Dash that sent a extremely pleasurable vibration down my dick. She flicked her tail out the way, slapping me in the face with wet hair. She giggled, which only made the pleasure in my crotch grow.

Not holding back anymore and forgetting all thoughts about my declining morality after fucking Twilight; I dove into her pussy, lapping and probing with my tongue. She moaned into my dick, increasing her pace. I followed suit, increasing the speed and power of my licks, trying to catch up with how much progress she'd already made with her mouth.

The sensation was wonderful. Her throat was unbelievably tight and the flesh of her throat was soft and comfy, making it all so splendid. Her marehood, I suppose, was a sight to behold. Puffy, inviting lips and tried trapping my tongue inside her whenever I lashed out with it. I couldn't get enough of it!

Soon, I finally began losing stamina in holding myself together. I had no idea how close Dash was, and I didn't want to finish before her. It'd make me seem weak and that wasn't acceptable with the athletic mare. I pushed myself to resist the temptation of filling her throat with semen, and increased my aggressiveness at her backdoor.

"I-I can't keep it in anymore! I'm coming!" she finally yelled after taking my dick out of her mouth, but immediately diving back on it after she finished her sentence.

"I am too, Dash!" I shouted, picking up my pace at her pussy. Soon enough, I threw my hips upward, trying to get as far into her throat as possible before finally reaching climax. At the same time, she shoved her hips back and began to grind against my face, smearing her flowing torrent of juices from her climax all over my face. Ironically enough, my only thought was, "I'm glad we are in a shower..."

Even after our climaxes, we still enjoyed ourselves with one another's genitalia. Dash was a swallower, making sure to get every last bit before it could be washed about by the shower. I did the same, lapping up all the juices left on her, inhaling her sweet smell all the while.

As we ironically finished cleaning each other up in the shower, she climbed up onto my chest. She made a point, however, to keep her nether regions resting upon my once again erecting cock. Realizing I was getting hard again, she gave me a smirk.

"You haven't had enough of me, huh? Damn you're good..." she whispered seductively, slowly grinding herself against me once again.

"Dash...I-I think the others might be...concerned on what's going on..." I said; not because I didn't want to fuck Dash, but because I don't think I'd live through it. Then again...

"Oh, don't worry about that...Twilight told me you'd be in the shower..." Twilight...You motherfucker...

"W-why would she do that?" I asked shakily. Rainbow laughed and sat up on my crotch, lifting herself above my tall-standing dick.

"Something about not wanting to rebuild the science-y machine." She slammed herself down, taking the entire length in one go. The pleasure was in a near unbearable amount, sending shivers that caused me to arch my back. She felt incredible! The heat and the very folds of her insides made me want to explode right then and there again! I looked at Dash and saw the most beautiful sight imaginable. Her tongue was lolling out and her eyes were transfixed on me. Her matted mane flowed beside her, even swaying from the water hitting it so elegantly. My heart was at a stand-still, unable to process the beauty before me and the pleasure surging throughout the entirety of my body. I then threw my head back in ecstasy as she began moving up and down on me, slapping my groin with her ass with every downward stroke, causing my mind to shut down.

"Fuck yes!" she screamed, increasing the sound of her moans as she also increased the speed and aggressiveness of her thrusts. It truly was unbearable; my dick already throbbing and twitching inside her warm marehood.

"D-dash! I'm gonna cum!" I warned, shutting my eyes tight, trying to hold it in so I could savior the wonderful sensation.

"Oh yes! Cum inside me! Fill me up!" she screamed, doing the impossible and speeding up even further, using her wings to bring her rocketing up and slamming back down at inhuman speeds. I couldn't hold it anymore. I grabbed her waist and slammed her down on me, throwing my hips upward as well, trying to get all of myself inside her. For a good 15 seconds I released anything I had into her, eventually silencing her loud moaning and screams of pleasure with a kiss. A passionate kiss at that...

I'm so fucking hypocritical...

Finally, it all ended. Dash went limp and melted in my arms, trying to use whatever stamina she had left to snuggle up close to me. I reached up and turned off the shower. Turns out, at some point during our...intimacy...the hot water ran out, leaving us with cold water. The sensations must have clouded my judgement on whether to tell if the water was hot or cold.

She rested her head underneath my chin and finally pulled my cock from her nether regions. Snuggling up close, she whispered into my ear, "So was I better than Twilight?" Chuckling, I ruffled up her matted mane and leaned in close.

"Don't tell Twilight, but you were." Her eyes lit up and she snuggled up even tighter and closing her brilliant eyes, muttering something about always being the best. Laughing a bit, I laid my head atop of hers, closing my eyes and letting the world float away.

At first, I was very skeptical on this whole thing. Housing ponies. Not a very common task. Especially ones who can communicate and feel. But the scare of last night is what really got me... It was one thing to befriend and care for them...but a really entirely different thing to experience such intimacy... It was completely my moral standards but then again... It certainly was nice to feel a bit more...loved...

Any morals I once kept close to myself are gone. I don't care what happens with these ponies anymore. I'm staying with them for eternity.