The Future is....Ponies?
When some crazy guy kidnaps Joel in his sleep and freezes him for 3000 years. He will find that many things have changed and the world is no longer as he knows it.
Note: Teen for swears and HC for Headcannon...no, it doesn't actually fire heads. The story is semi-serious and semi-for-bucks-and-giggles.
Meet Joel, just another human on the Planet Earth from the year 2015 with a hope for the future being a Zombie Apocalypse or all the futuristic technology.
When some crazy guy kidnaps a random human that happens to be Joel and put him in a capsule to freeze him for 3000 years, Joel wakes up to find the Human cities have all been abandoned and there is no sign of humanity everywhere.
Instead, Ponies are found, not your ordinary ones, magical technicolor ponies! How will Joel go on in this future that is ruled by magical creatures?
Well...guess you have to find out, won't you?
42243 words: Estimated about 4 hours to read
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23 Chapters:
- Leaving the City Behind 2015-01-30 23:03:19 UTC1176
- In case of Anti-Brony Emergency, break this glass for ponies! 2015-01-31 06:48:30 UTC1890
- Welcome to Equestria, Human Population: 1 2015-01-31 07:05:31 UTC1642
- The Friend of my Friend of my friend of my friend of my friend is my friend. Are you confused yet? 2015-02-03 13:14:32 UTC2811
- Kicking trees is generally a bad idea, unless you're Earth Pony then you can do what you want with it cause a Earth Pony is free, You are an Earth Pony! 2015-02-04 12:31:03 UTC2277
- If Luna was a human, she'd make so much profit off that dreamwalking gig. Then again, she's already richer that all the damned nobles combined 2015-02-07 12:28:50 UTC2135
- To repel Windigos, yell EXPECTO PATRONUM at the top of your lungs and think happy thoughts. The Fire of friendship is a lie! 2015-02-10 13:03:31 UTC1597
- A Wise meme once said "It's Magic, I ain't gotta explain Sh*t!" 2015-02-13 12:26:39 UTC1673
- The Hole in the Ground 2015-02-17 12:36:49 UTC2314
- Infected Aren't Zombies Nor are these dark ressurected creatures that act like zombies. 2015-02-20 12:38:33 UTC2548
- FEAST ON THEIR SOULS!! I mean umm...next chapter is here! You didn't see anything! 2015-02-23 12:39:37 UTC2182
- Somehow none of these arrows fired at Joel hit him, either its stormtrooper aim or magic is just plain BS. 2015-02-25 23:21:50 UTC1914
- If it rained everytime I felt sad, I'd feel Sad more often, IT'S HOT OVER HERE! 2015-03-01 14:08:09 UTC1672
- How Dare You?! I Shovel you into a hole and then you have the nerve to crawl back out. 2015-03-05 13:28:47 UTC1745
- Joel just may be an Assassin...but not like the main character assassin that gets all the glory to be viewed in some weird vitrual past-seeing machine. 2015-03-08 13:40:20 UTC1920
- If I'd know a Jugg enemy would show up, i would of brought the flash bangs and the guns. 2015-03-15 12:50:44 UTC1729
- Icy Breeze has joined your party! You will now get 1.5x the likes on this story with this party memeber active. 2015-03-22 11:23:20 UTC2084
- Dashing through the snow, killing the dead minions! 2015-03-27 01:45:47 UTC2106
- I used to do Skyrim references like you, then i took a sleeping arrow to the arm 2015-04-04 05:34:21 UTC565
- Ponies are really damn short-sighted, there didn't even need to be a Prison Break plan. 2015-04-06 01:43:42 UTC1432
- The Epic Showdown with a rather weak imposter...are these guys even taking this seriously? 2015-06-27 13:42:27 UTC1322
- Leaving Equestria to get the heat off...even though here is quite cold. 2015-08-18 13:35:42 UTC1171
- New Continent, Same Problems 2015-09-07 14:34:34 UTC2338