The Dazzlings Money Quest aka Not a Another Story Aboust Us Needing Money

In a small apartment complex somewhere in town. Three young girls enter their small home each with different expressions on their faces. One had a sour look on her face but one couldn't tell if that was her normal expression, another one had your usual sadden face like when your favorite team lost a game and you just lost five dollars. But, the young lady with bright orange hair didn't say a word, she just sat on the couch covering her face with her hands.

"Good job Adagio!" Aria shouted. "Not only did we lose to those losers, but now we don't have our magic!" Aria paces around the front room an a huff. "Tell me, was this part of your plan?!"

Adagio doesn't say a word as Aria continues to vent. "Always have to do things your way! That is the same reason that got us stuck in this world in the first place!"

"That's enough Aria!" Sonata Dusk emerges from the kitchen with a taco. She took a seat next to Adagio wrapping a arm around her. "Look, I'm not happy about this either, but we don't need to make Dagi feel any worse! Screaming at her isn't going to change anything."

"You two are just the worst!" Aria stormed to her room and slammed the door behind her.

Sonata didn't even wince when Aria slammed the door. It had been a long night and sleep sounded good right now. "Come on Dagi," Sonata helps Adagio up and leads her to her room. "We'll figure out our next move in the morning."

The next morning

The rays of sunlight seeped through Adagio's window hitting her in the eyes as she slept. She turns over in her bed covering her face from the sun on her tear stained pillow.

"Dagi, oh Dagi! Are you awake?" Adagio opened one eye, that was surly Sonata cheerful voice. "Get up sleepyhead! It's morning!"

Seeing on how she wasn't getting back to sleep anytime soon, Adagio sat up on her bed, stretching her arms in the air. She rises from her bed grabbing one of her bra's from her dresser and putting it on. She opens the door and Sonata rushes in and sits on Adagio's bed. "Hiya Dagi! So what's the plan for today?"

"I don't have one." she replied grabbing her robe and putting it on. She leaves her room heading to the kitchen with Sonata right behind her. She grabbed one of the many tacos that was in their refrigerator and sat down at the table.

"Y-you don't have a plan?" Sonata gasped. "But you always have a plan."

"Not this time." Adagio said sadly before taking a bite of her cold taco. Aria entered the kitchen and saw Adagio sitting down eating a cold taco. "I guess Aria was right."

Aria just shook her head. It was clear that Adagio was taking this quite hard. Never had she seen her look so, so defeated. "Hey there carrot head." She took a seat next to the sulking siren. "Look, about what I said last night-"

"No, you were right Aria." Adagio interrupted. "I am the reason you girls are stuck in this world, with no magic, with these horrific bodies." Aria and Adagio turned to Sonata who was occupied with those milk sacs these humans called breasts. "Sonata! Quit playing with those at the table!"

Sonata crosses her arms pouting. "Spoil sport."

There was a knock at the door gaining the girls attention. Being the only one decent, Aria goes to answer the door where a tall man wearing a white suit holding a cane stood. "Yes?" Aria said in her usual bored tone. "Can I help you?"

"Yes you can young miss." he replied.

Not liking the man's tone Aria slowly begins to close the door. "Sorry, we're not prostitutes." before she could close the door the man hold his hand forward stopping her from closing the door.

"Forgive my lack of manners young miss," He chuckled. "I'm the owner of this here establishment, ya'll can call me The General."

Aria raised an eyebrow. "The General?"

"That's right, The General." He repeated smiling. "May I come in? I do believe we have some business to discuss." Aria stepped aside and The General walked inside taking a seat on the couch.

To say that Aria was somewhat nervous was an understatement. Even though she didn't look it, she was sweating bullets, and with no magic to back them up this time she feared the worst.

"Oh snap! It's The General!" Sonata waved to the man in white who eyes widen in surprise. "Hi General!" he would have waved back but all Sonata had on was a bra at the time.

"Sonata, go put on a shirt!" Aria commanded. "We have company!" man that girl can be a real airhead sometimes.

"Oops, my badkies." she left the room to put on a shirt while Adagio entered the room asking who was at the door. That man in the white suit looked familiar to her.

"Adagio, this is the landlord." Aria said. "He goes by The General, remember?" she hoped that Adagio picked up on what she was trying to do.

"The General? Oh! The General." she took a seat on the couch as well. "What brings you to our lovely abode General?"

The General sat silently for a few seconds before speaking. "I could ask you gals the same thing, I don't remember leasing this here place out, so my question is...Who are you gals?

"Aw, how can you not remember us three little cuties." Sonata entered the room looking disappointed. "You even helped us move in, you was so strong."

The General blushed rubbing his chin. "Aw shucks, ya'll makin me turn redder than an apple, but ya'll must forgive this here old man as I have forgotten ya'lls name."

"I'm Sonata!" she said with a smile. "The saddy pants over there with the orange hair is Adagio, and the grump with the long face is Aria."

Aria scowl sunk even lower

"Well, mighty nice to meet ya girls." The General slightly lower his head. "Well you girls must be busy so I wont take up no more of your time. Rent is four hundred greenbacks a month."

It was a good thing that Aria wasn't drinking anything, otherwise The General's suit would have been ruined. "I'll see you gals next month." The General leaves the apartment leaving the former sirens by themselves.

"Four hundred dollars!" Aria clutches her head. "We don't have that kind of money! Adagio, what are we going to do?!"

Adagio just shrugged.

"Adagio this is serious!" Aria said shaking her. "If we don't have the money by next month I'm pretty sure we'll be living under a bridge sucking dick. I DONT WANNA SUCK DICK ADAGIO!"

"Sucking dick does suck dick." Sonata added.

Sighing heavily, Adagio rises from the couch and heads to the kitchen grabbing a spoon and a pint of ice cream. "I'm going to my room." she begins to head towards her room but Aria stood in her way.

"Are you seriously just going to ignore this?!" Aria said exasperated.

"Well you always wanted to be the leader right?" Adagio replied. "You come up with something." Adagio walked past Aria to her room shutting the door behind her.

"Moping isn't going to help us!" Aria shouted hoping that Adagio heard her before kicking the door. "Auggh! Damn it!" Aria folded her arms together sighing angrily before an evil smile formed on her face. "Wait a minute, Adagio just made me the leader." she broke out in crazed laughter causing Sonata to back away slowly. "I'm the leader now! Finally! After all these years!"

Sonata however just folded her arms not impressed. "Yeah yeah you're in charge now big whoop."

"Now we'll start doing things my way!" Aria said with cruel smile ignoring Sonata.

Sonata just shook her head. It would seem that Aria's promotion has already went to her head. "Ok then, how do you plan to pay next months rent Ms. In Charge?"

"Quite simple numbskull, we'll just go to that on place that these humans go to get money."

"The bank?" Sonata replied unsurely.

"Yeah that place." Aria grabs Sonata making her way out the front door. "Stick with me, and everything will be alright."

If only Sonata shared her reassurance.

The two girls stood in line at Canterlot City's First National Bank waiting to called up so that their money troubles will be over. The person in front was finally finished and now they were next. They walked to the teller who greeted them with a smile. "Hello and welcome to Canterlot City First National Bank, how may I help you?"

"Um yes hi, we would like some money please." Aria said. "Preferably four hundred dollars."

The bank teller just looked at the two girls silently for a few seconds. "Uh, are you robbing us?"

"No?"

"Oh good," the teller put a hand on her chest calming down. "Cause let me tell ya, the camera system isn't plugged in, our silent alarm doesn't work and vault is wide open so yeah if you were robbing us you would have gotten away scott free. But I'm so glad you're not here to do that."

Sonata and Aria just looked at each other. Was this some kind of trap for a new T.V series or something? "No no, we would just like four hundred dollars so we can pay our rent." Aria replied.

The teller blinked a couple of times before she claps her hands together. "Oh! I get it, you would like to make a withdrawal right?"

"Yes please." Sonata nodded happily.

"No problem," she said while typing on her computer. "What's your account number?"

"Account number?" Aria pauses for a second looking at Sonata who just shrugged. "Do we need to have an account to withdrawal money?"

"Why yes you do," The teller chuckled. "If you don't have an account I'll be more that happy to set you up with one."

"Wow you would do that for us?" Sonata smiled.

"Why of course. That will be twenty five dollars for your application fee and we'll get you all set up."

"WHAT?!" Aria screamed stomping her foot on the ground.

The teller types on her computer looking for a certain page on the bank's website. When she found it she turns the computer monitor over to the girls. "Well not only do we set up your account but the twenty five dollars you paid us goes directly in to your account. Think of it as starter funds."

"But we don't have twenty five dollars. "Sonata whined.

"Sorry girls, but I cant help you unless you have the money." the teller apologized.

Seeing that nothing else could be done. Aria angrily leaves mumbling something about humans and their stupid money, Sonata however asked if she had to pay for one of the suckers that were on the table. When the teller replied that they were free Sonata thanked the bank teller and took the entire box of suckers.

"C'mon Sonata!" Aria commanded. "With all this change in this fountain we'll easily have the money for that bank account."

After leaving the bank, our two sirens girls wandered around town for a bit wondering just how were they going to get the money for their bank account. Their troubles were soon over when they found a fountain filled to the brim with loose change.

"Can you believe that someone threw all this change in here?" Sonata asked. "Who would be dumb enough to toss this aside?"

"Hey! Who are you girls and what are you doing in my money fountain?!" both girls look up where a short man with green eyes wearing a black colored t-shirt with the word jerk on it stood hold a small jar with rent on the side.

Aria chuckled at the short man. "Your money fountain?! Ha! It's first come first serve little man."

That riled him up. "Little?! I'll have you know that I am quite average for my size!"

"Hey! You kids better drop that money and get out of that fountain this instant before I call the cops!"

"Snap!" the little man exclaimed looking around. "Its Mrs. Jenkins! Scatter!"

Sonata, Aria and the man in the black shirt all grabbed as much change as they could before quickly leaving the fountain as an old lady gave chase demanding that they returned the money.

"18...19...20. We just need five more dollars and we'll have our bank account." Aria said. "I cant wait to see Adagio's face when we return with the rent money in one day! She'll be like Oh Aria, you are sooo smart! You should have been the leader all those years ago, why didn't I listen to your wonderful ideas.

Sonata just sighed shaking her head. "Ok then, do you have an idea on how to get five dollars? I don't think we can go back to the money fountain any time soon."

"Don't worry about it." Aria replied putting a hand on Sonata's shoulder. "I got a plan."

Before Sonata could ask what her plan was, Aria pushed her in front of a car hitting her. The driver of the car immediately stopped and rushed over to the girl rolling on the ground in pain.

"Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" he said in panic.

Seeing her chance, Aria rushes over to Sonata's side with tears in her eyes. "Sonata! Are you ok?! Sonata speak to me!" she wailed.

"Auughhohhh you stupid bitch! Why'd you do that?!"

"I'm so so sorry!" the driver apologized.

"You horrible person!" Aria shouted. "Why didn't you watch where you was driving?!"

"I'm so so so so sorry!" he said again. "Is there anything I can do?"

Hook, line and sucker. "Why yes there is." Aria said coolly. "Just give us five dollars and well forget that your negligence hit my best friend."

"Ok ok!" he reaches into his wallet and gives Aria five dollars. "Maybe I should take you girls to the hospital as well, does your friend have health insurance?"

Aria looked at the man with most serious look on her face. "What the hell is health insurance?"

Meanwhile back at the apartment. Adagio was sitting on the couch in her purple robe eating ice cream while watching Soap Operas on the television moping until the front door opened revealing her two friends. She didn't ask why Sonata was on crutches with her foot in a cast. And she certainly didn't say anything when she handed her a small envelope with a bill for five hundred dollars on it and hobbled to her room.

All she did was look at Aria who had her usual expression on her face. "Well, at least we have a bank account now."

Author's Note

Right now you're probably thinking why is this M rated? Well lets just say that things will get weird later on. How weird? Like butt stuff weird but that's for later.

Enjoy this new story from yours truly.

Now to work on Mash the Diamond Sweetie. ~~But what should they do is beyond me.~~