The Car Wash aka Soapy Soapy Sirens

Aria and Adagio were sitting down at their small kitchen table eating breakfast while Sonata ate hers in front of the television watching cartoons. It was a hot summer day and two girls were discussing ways to get their rent money, after Aria bragged that she had she acquired unlimited funds from the bank only to find out that they only have twenty-five dollars to their name.

"Man it is hot today." Sonata complained from the front room. "Can we please turn on the air?"

"Unless you have 240 dollars to pay for the electric bill, sure." Aria replied. "And you got five more minutes."

Sonata groaned turning back to her cartoons. The day after Sonata and Aria's quest to get some money, the girls received to envelopes in the mail, one for their electric and one for the water both ranging in the hundreds. So, to counter this, and prevent anymore expenses, the girls had to seriously cut down on power and water.

How? Well for starters, they all took their showers together, that lasted all but five minutes. Of course this ruined Adagio's personal bubble bath time sharing the tub with her fellow sirens. Light out time was 6:00 sharp and all electronics were turned off, Sonata was a bit miffed that she couldn't watch her shows that stared at seven, And Aria couldn't watch porn on her computer because it was too hot to masturbate.

Like today, the girls were just in their underwear, with all the windows open trying to get some cool air, but all they got was heat. " Auuuuuuughhhhh! This sucks!" Aria complained slamming her fist on the table. "WHY IS SO HOT TODAY?!"

"I think the heat is the least of our troubles. "Adagio said. "We need an idea to generate some money."

"I KNOW ADAGIO! Shit!" Aria shouted.

Adagio sighed leaning her head in her hand. "So, I was thinking last night how to end our money troubles."

"Oh? Please do tell." Aria inquired.

"Well I was thinking that we should get jobs."

Aria stared at Adagio for a few seconds before the both of them starting laughing. Sonata quickly entered the kitchen seeing what all the fuss was about.

"What's so funny?" Sonata asked.

Adagio calmed down from her laughter. "Oh nothing, just suggested that we get jobs." Sonata started laughing as well. It was in that moment all three girls started laughing since their defeat, a nice morale boost in such dark times.

"I swear, that has GOT to be like the most clichéd thing I've ever heard. "Sonata giggled. "Us getting jobs, like, where would we even work?"

"Someplace with cold water sounds nice." Aria suggested.

"Ooh! And its gotta have a snack bar!" Sonata added with her face lighting up.

"And lots of people to admire and do things for us." Adagio finished rubbing her chin.

All three girls thought hard about where such a wonderful place existed but after a few minutes of coming up with absolutely nothing. The sirens just decided to head to the pool, so they can cool off from the blazing heat.

Walking through the blistering heat with their two piece swimsuits, the sirens made their way to Canterlot City's water park which was full of other sweaty souls trying to beat the heat. Adagio adjusted the towel on her shoulder watching the people swim and relax through the fence. "Well here we are girls, Canterlot City's Water Park."

"Oh boy! Oh boy!" Sonata squealed rushing to the front door. "Nothing like a little fun in the water, right girls?"

"Anything to cool off from this stupid heat." Aria grumbled.

The girls open the door to the building walking inside to the front desk. Or rather they would have, if the person standing behind the desk wasn't the person who caused their downfall, Sunset Shimmer. There was an awkward silence as the girls just continued to stare at each other not making a move.

"Uh, hi, uh, Adagio, Aria and Sonata." Sunset finally said breaking the silence. "How are things?"

"Absolutely shitty." Aria replied dryly.

Sunset resisted the urge to slap herself. Of course they would be upset they had their only source of power destroyed. "Uh right, look, I know that you guys don't like me right now."

"You don't say." Adagio interrupted folding her arms.

"But I think we should bury the hatchet and start all over again, and, and maybe become friends." Sunset continued. "I was like you once, but thanks to six very special friends I've changed for the better, and I want to do the same for you."

"You want to help us?!" Adagio replied pointing at the red head. "You?! You have no idea the amount of damage you did to us! And you want to help us?!"

Sunset doesn't look away nor falters from Adagio's angry gaze. "Yes I do! Because if I can change, so can you."

"You can take your friendship and shove it up your ass!" Adagio turns around and motions for the girls to follow her.

"Wait, so we're not going swimming now?" Sonata asked as she followed her friends.

They leave the water park's front entrance but not without one last word from Sunset. "If you need help, please don't hesitate to ask me."

The door slamming shut was the reply she received.

"The nerve of her!" Adagio complained as she walked down the street with her fellow ex-sirens. "First she destroys the only thing that kept us stable here for years, and now she wants to be friends?!"

"Ugh, I know right?" Aria agreed. "She's the reason we're in this mess."

They continue walking down the sidewalk, venting their frustrations at the hero of the human world. "We don't need any help from her right girls?" Adagio said.

"Fo sho." Sonata replied. "But that still doesn't help us with the rent, water and electric bills."

"That reminds me," Aria began. "Did you turn off the T.V before we left?"

Sonata stood still for a couple of seconds, placing a finger under her lower lip trying to remember. "Uhhhh."

"Yeah we better figure out a way to make some money and fast," Aria said turning towards Adagio. "Before our last option becomes our only option."

Adagio hummed to herself looking over the scenery for a potential money maker. "Lets see here." Fast Food?" Nah, grease would get in my hair. "Strip Club?" Hmm, while my body is flawless in every way possible, I think I'll save that one for later. "Wal-Mart?" Oh hell to the fuck no.

Finally, Adagio spots a couple of young school girls using a vacant parking lot to wash cars. Ugh, manual labor is so beneath me, wait a minute. Slapping her hands together, Adagio pulls her friends close. "Girls, I've got an idea, we'll do what those girls are doing over there in that vacant lot."

"What, washing cars?" Aria asked looking over to the lot. "How would will that help?"

"Simple dear Aria," Adagio chuckled. "What are the only two things that these human males care about that we have but those girls dont?" she grabs Sonata grabbing these certain parts to make her point. "Ass and titties, we'll use these to our advantage!"

"That, that could actually work." Aria agreed.

"Then it's settled." Adagio said. "Let's go find some supplies and begin our assault."

Aria and Sonata nodded their heads and took off to find some supplies for their plan.

Thirty minutes later, the girls returned using the vacant lot across the street from the school girls with everything they needed begin their plan. "Alright Sonata, hold this sign to bring in some suckers." Sonata nodded grabbing the sign while Adagio and Aria waited for their first customer. "And now we wait."

One hour later.

"I don't understand!" Adagio exclaimed stomping on the ground. "Three sexy high school girls wearing a two piece bathing suit should have brought someone in by now!"

"Maybe they think we're jailbait." Aria suggested.

Adagio groaned angrily, heading back to Sonata who was still holding the sign over her chest. "Well there's the problem." Adagio said slowly lifting the sign over Sonata's head showing off her light blue top. "And for a little incentive." placing a hand on Sonata's shoulder, Adagio makes her bounce up and down making her breasts jiggle. And before they knew it, ten cars instantly piled in their lot. "Ha ha! Perfect. Alright girls lets get to work."

As the girls began to get started with their work, two schoolgirls from across the street nodded at each other and left the lot for parts unknown.

Some time later.

"Thank you for choosing us to wash your car dear suck- I mean valued customer." Adagio said. "That will be twenty-five dollars please."

The person in the car reaches into his wallet taking out the money handing it to Adagio. "Uh, my hands are a bit full at the moment, so just stick it between my breasts." the customer rolls up the money and sticks it between her breasts, just like she asked.

"Thank you," Adagio smiled. "Hey Sonata! Come here!" Sonata quickly goes over to Adagio with a small metal box. "Could you be a dear and get this for me?" she stuck out her breasts showing Sonata where the money was.

"No problemo!" Sonata stuck her face between Adagio's cleavage grabbing the money with her teeth and dropping it the box.

As for the customer, he thought that he would need a blood transfusion due to all the blood he was losing. He quickly rolled his window and left for the nearest hospital before he passed out.

"Any more cars left?" Adagio asked her companions.

"Nope nope!" Sonata replied. "That's the last one."

"Ha ha ha! Excellent! Aria, count our profits." Adagio commanded.

Aria just gave a half-hearted salute and began to count their profits.

"Nice work girls, these human suckers didn't know what hit em, ha ha!" Adagio complemented rubbing her butt. "And next time Sonata give a girl some warning before you slap them with a wet towel.

"Sorry, but he said he would give me a hundred dollars if I did."

"Holy fuckin shit!" both girls looked over to Aria who just got done counting the money. "We made 950 dollars!"

Sonata and Adagio gasped at the amount. "YES!" Sonata cheered. "WE DID IT!"

"Our troubles are over girls!" Adagio said pulling her friends in for a hug. "See what'd I tell you? Ass and titties."

Feeling good at their victory, the girls didn't see that one of the schoolgirls from across the street steal their money box and gave it to another girl standing out in front.

"So you're the sluts who's been stealing my business." she called out

Adagio, Aria and Sonata quickly stopped their cheering and gasped. " Oh hell! She's got our money!" Aria noticed.

"I think you mean MY money." the schoolgirl shot back. "I'm over here trying to earn money for my mama and what do I hear? That three sluts have taken the lot across from us and are stealing from me!"

"We didn't steal from you!" Adagio said shaking her fist. "Who are you!"

The girl chuckled pacing back and forth. "I am known as Dinky Hooves, leader of the Canterlot Girl Scouts. And I'm a very busy girl so thank you for your kind patronage ladies." Dinky begins to leave with the money but Adagio runs up to her grabbing her shoulder.

"Now look here you! We OOF!" Adagio dropped on the ground clutching her stomach. Aria and Sonata quickly rushed to their sister's aid and helped her up.

"I have three badges in marital arts." Dinky said dusting off her shoulder. "Now if you don't want to be humiliated any further, I suggest you take your leave before my girl scout troop rearrange your faces."

The sirens just watched as Dinky Hooves and her troop walked away with their money. "Girls," Sonata began. "I think we just got robbed."

"No shit." Aria replied.

Adagio growled angrily. No one makes Adagio Dazzle look like a complete bitch and gets away with it. She was going to get their money back, even, even if she had to call her for help. Adagio sighed heavily knowing what she must do. "Girls, call Sunset Shimmer."

"I'm glad you decided to give me a chance to make things right between us." Sunset said walk towards Applejacks house. "If anybody knows anything about this Dinky Hooves, it will be Apple Bloom and her friends." she walks to the front door knocking on it.

"Don't get the wrong idea about this Shimmer." Adagio said. "I still hate you for what you did."

"Baby steps Adagio," Sunset replied. "Baby steps."

Before Adagio could reply back the front door opened with Applejack poking her head out. "Well howdy there Sunset!" Applejack greeted. "What can I do ya fer?" her bright smile soon faded when she saw the ex-sirens standing behind her. "And what are they doin here?"

"Well I was wondering if Apple Bloom was home." Sunset said rubbing her arm. "Apparently one of Apple Bloom's classmates robbed them today."

"You make it sound so much worse." Aria complained.

"She and her friends are out back." Applejack said pointing to their backyard.

"Thank you Applejack, let's go girls!" Sunset commanded walking to the backyard.

"Man I hate you." Aria growled.

Apple Bloom paced around the clubhouse after hearing the sirens story. "Hmm, Dinky Hooves huh? I'm actually surprised that yer still walkin."

"Err, why is that?" Sonata questioned.

"Well, Dinky Hooves is a warlord." Scootaloo added. "The Canterlot Girl Scouts is nothing more than a front for her operations. They use cuteness to get what they want."

"While causing bodily harm to others who get in their way. "I suggest you cut your losses and let that one go." Sweetie Belle finished.

Adagio slammed her hand on the table. "Never! We worked too hard for that money just to let it go!"

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo glanced at each other nodding. "All right, if yer so hell bent on getting yer money back, we'll help you." Apple Bloom said.

"You'll help us?!" Sonata gasped happily. "Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you!"

"But in return, you will owe us a favor to be used at our leisure. "Sweetie Belle added.

Seeing no other choice, the sirens agreed to the terms Apple Bloom and her friends suggested.

"Lady Diamond," Spoke Silver Spoon. "Apple Bloom and her companions wish to see you."

Diamond Tiara sat on her throne gesturing for them to enter. "Apple Bloom, what bring you to my humble lair?"

"It would seem that yer former apprentice has stolen some money from our friends here." Apple Bloom said pointing at the sirens.

"Dinky Hooves." Diamond snapped her fingers and Silver Spoon came in holding a wine glass and a bottle. "So? Why should I care that she stole their money?" Silver Spoon uncorked the bottle pouring its contents in the glass then handing it to Diamond.

"Wait." Adagio interrupted pointing at Diamond. "You trained her?"

After taking a sip from her glass, Diamond sat the glass on the tray next to her. "Indeed I did, I taught her everything she knows and now she the biggest pain in my ass."

"Then help us get our money back!" Aria commanded. "If she is a pain in your ass then this will certainly get back at her."

Silver Spoon whispered something in Diamonds ear. "Hmm, sorry but I cant, I have a meeting with another warlord." Diamond said standing up.

"If that's the case, then I'm cashing it in." Apple Bloom said.

Diamond Tiara stopped in her tracks. "That favor I owe you? Hmph, very well. Silver Spoon."

"Yes Lady Diamond?" She replied bowing her head.

"Tell him that I will have to reschedule our appointment, and call Dinky."

Silver Spoon bowed her head again. "Yes Lady Diamond."

Some time later, the doors opened reveling warlord Dinky Hooves with two of her bodyguards. "Alright Tiara, what do you what?" she said a little irritated.

"It has come to my attention that you have stolen some funds from my subjects here."

Aria was going to oppose that sentence but Adagio and Sunset just told her to just play it cool for now.

"Those three sluts?!" Dinky replied pointing at sirens. "First of all, they were in MY territory so as far as I'm concerned this is MY money. Secondly, were do you get off on ordering me around? I don't take shit from you anymore."

"Do we really have to do this again Dinky?" Diamond asked. "Remember how our last war turned out."

"I am well aware how that turned out. But I am a more experienced warlord now! If you want to start something you'll find a much different outcome!"

Diamond laughed at Dinky's bravado. "How cute, but seems that you still have much to learn. Oh Ms. Hooves."

Dinky's face paled at her mothers name. "Y-you didn't!"

"DINKY HOOVES!"

"Oh I did." smiled Diamond.

Derpy Hooves enters the room with her arms folded glaring at her daughter. "You are in soo much trouble young lady!" she took the money box from Dinky and gave to Adagio. "Stealing money, cursing, and now a warlord, oohhh when we get home!"

"Bu- but momma I can explain!"

But Derpy was having none of it. "March to the car right now, if your bodyguards need a ride they can come too."

Seeing that she lost this fight Dinky and her two bodyguards left Diamond's domain and entered Derpy's car and drove away.

"I'm sorry momma." Dinky apologized. "I really meant to tell you."

Derpy just laughed handing Dinky a wad of cash who just looked at it severely lost. "Uh, momma? Where did you get this?"

"Let's just say that I was young once." Derpy laughed. "When we see your father all will make sense."

Meanwhile back at Diamond's domain, the sirens were jumping for joy at the return of their hard earned money. "Thank you sooooooooo much!" Sonata said jumping up and down.

"Your welcome." Sunset replied with a bright smile.

"Hmph, don't think that this changes anything between us Shimmer." Aria said. "But I guess I do hate you a little less now."

"I will take that." Sunset replied.

"Come on girls!" Adagio began opening the box. "Let's go pay The General and our-"

Sonata and Aria looked at each other then at Adagio who was frozen with her mouth open wide. "Uh Dagi?" Sonata asked. "Are you ok?"

Adagio doesn't say a word, she just pulls out a single ten dollar bill. Sonata and Aria's faces soon looked like Adagio's pale while and sweating. And it was in that moment that Adagio fell on her knees and screamed to the heavens.

"Damn! Damn! DAMN!"

Author's Note

Man the sirens just cant catch a break can they? Also who else was surprised that Dinky was the villain here? Just wait til you find out who rules them all.