Absolute Rob-sense

As Rob Schneider kissed Chris Pratt and Anna Faris goodbye, he took off on his journey to Toronto, Canada where he will meet Edgar Wright to start filming on My Little Pony 5: The Sequel-ning.

Day 1.

Dear Diary.

I, Rob Schneider, have begun my quest to Toronto, Canada where my goal of starring in every film ever will progress as I am to star in My Little Pony 5: The Sequel-ning.

Also I have begun to feel that I am in love with Ben Affleck, he doesn't know yet but I shall tell him while proposing in Africa.

Day 2.

Dear Diary.

I, Rob Schneider, ate a tuna fish sandwich for lunch.

I also blew a guy for a free ride to Wisconsin, I don't even know where that is.

Do you know where it is, Diary?

Day 3.

Dear Diary.

You were a jerk yesterday for not answering me.

I, Rob Schneider, hate you.

Day 54.

Dear Diary.

I'm sorry for being mean to you Diary... Do you still love me?

Day 55.

Dear Diary.

WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME!?

To be continued...