Absolute Rob-sense

Princess Celestia was reading ScreenRant and found out that Rob Schneider was making another My Little Pony Movie.

"Guards!" she yelled.

"Bring me this Schneider and make him suffer!" she screamed.

Rob Schneider was in Texas, not knowing where he was and wondering how to get to Canada.

Suddenly he was transported into Equestria, surrounded by changelings.

Rob Schneider remembered his training from when he played Neo in the Matrix movies and started to make everything slow mo and pointed at the changelings, when he pointed at the changelings they exploded into pee and they died.

Suddenly the guards came and saw Rob Schneider so they fired at him with Stormtrooper guns, but Rob Schneider remembered his training when he played Brian Mills in all 52 Taken movies, so Rob Schneider ran up to then a karate chopped them all in the neck and yelled "Adam Sandler ain't got shit on me!" and then he ran off into the distance wierdly.

While Rob Schneider is running he notices Rainbow Dash and pulls out his only Pokeball prop from when he starred in the 18 Pokemon movies (That were directed by Michael Bay, obviously) and throws it at Rainbow Dash, capturing her in an instant.

Rob Schneider then ran off again screaming "Herp derp herp ma derpity dee" because this story is just nonsense at this very moment.

To be continued...