Absolute Rob-sense

As Rob Schneider peered into the cavern, he noticed Gummy in the cavern, so he threw a pokeball and caught Gummy.

Then Rob Schneider continued on his journey, unable to get the first gym badge from Pony Town.

In a far off land known as Earth, Nicolas Cage was filming Die Hard 84 when suddenly he was transported to this alternate Equestria, but he was stuck with his arm behind a rock in a chasm.

Kinda like that boring James Franco movie.

As Rob Schneider was masturbat

As Rob Schneider was journeying through a strange mountain, he noticed a Wild Woman, he threw a pokeball at the woman and caught her, Rob Schneider nicknamed her Sex Slave.

Rob Schneider then carried on with his journey while listening to the Goo Goo Dolls' "Iris" on his Sony Walkman.

To be continued...