Absolute Rob-sense

As Nicolas Cage had his arm stuck behind the rock above the chasm like in that boring James Franco movie, Nicolas Cage decided he'll have to gnaw his arm off.

Meanwhile...

Rob Schneider arrived in Pony City to face the second gym leader when suddenly Princess Celestia appeared and said "I am Princess Celestia, leader of Team Celestia, our goal is to enslave all Ponymon!"

"Get ready to du-du-du-du-duel!" said Rob Schneider as they entered battle.

Rob Schneider opened up cheat menu.

Rob Schneider gave himself Batman and infinite health.

Rob Schneider sent out Batman.

Princess Celestia sent out Caterpie.

Batman used "I'm Batman!"

It's super effective, Princess Celestia's Caterpie fainted.

"You won't be seeing the last of me!" said Princess Celestia.

Rob Schneider gained Caterpie for winning.

Rob Schneider nicknamed it Whore's Pokemon.

As Nicolas Cage finished gnawing off his arm, he realised he gnawed off the wrong arm.

"Aw fuck me" he said.

To be continued...