The Most Beautiful Creature

Arthur was afraid of what lunch would be like with ponies, but he was pleasantly surprised that their food was in fact edible to him. He wouldn't be eating flower sandwiches anytime soon, but Applejack had made a number of apple themed treats that Arthur found absolutely delicious.

Yet, he was only paying partial attention to what everyone was saying around him. His thoughts were solely on Fluttershy. He didn't understand it, but he just couldn't get her out of his mind. She had saved his life, so maybe that was it. That had to be it.

“Hey, you gonna finish that?” Rainbow Dash asked next to Arthur.

“Huh? Um,” he looked down at his plate, and saw that he still had a slice of pie left, “I'm not too hungry at the moment. You can have it.”

Rainbow Dash pulled the plate in front of her and immediately dug in. Arthur was still getting used to her more brazen attitude.

“So, any idea where you'll be stayin?” Applejack asked Arthur, who was also still getting used to her odd manner of speaking.

“Well, for now I guess I'm staying at the castle with Twilight,” Arthur said, “I don't wish to impose though, so I might start looking for a place soon.”

“You wouldn't be imposing at all,” Twilight said, “My home is your home, Arthur.”

Arthur gave Twilight a kind smile, “Thank you. Your hospitality means a lot to me.”

Rainbow Dash snorted, “Would you listen to this guy talk? He sounds like a male Rarity almost.”

“That's not nice, Dash,” Applejack scolded her friend, “Ah bet ta him, we're the ones that 're speakin funny.”

Arthur felt a little better knowing that someone understood his plight. Though she spoke oddly, he had a feeling he and Applejack would get along just fine.

“It's funny you mention Rarity,” Arthur said, “Because I found her mannerisms quite familiar to what I'm used to back home.”

“You mean everyone talks like Rarity where you're from?” Rainbow Dash said, her face getting pale, “Ugh... I couldn't take it.”

“Believe me, even I find it unbearable at times, and I live there,” Arthur shuddered, thinking about how stiff everyone was back home.

“Is that why you came here?” Twilight asked.

“Ah was curious why ya even came ta Equestria,” Applejack added, “Not everyday we get visitors from other worlds.”

“That's a hard question to answer,” Arthur said, “But considering what I already know about my being sent here, I'd say I'm here to explore.”

“You're an explorer?” Spike asked, “Not what I thought a human explorer would look like.”

“Not... really...” Arthur said, “You see, where I'm from I felt like something was missing in the world. I'm a writer, you see, but lately I haven't been able to write anything.”

“Writer's block,” Twilight inquired, “I've dealt with that before. It's not fun at all. Sometimes a change in environment is just what you need.”

“Yeah, but you're talking about moving from Ponyville to Manehatten,” Rainbow Dash said, “Or at least Saddle Arabia. This guy jumped worlds. His world must suck.”

“There is a somewhat stifling feel to my world,” as he said that, his thoughts went to Olivia, “Its saddening when even your own girlfriend doesn't want you showing her affection.”

“Eh, you probably just weren't her type,” Rainbow Dash said bluntly, earning a slap upside the head from Applejack.

“Ya wanna stop talkin outta yer ass anytime soon?” Applejack asked. Arthur couldn't help it. He found himself laughing, both at what Applejack said, and Rainbow Dash's pain. Before long, everyone had joined him, something that wouldn't have happened back home.

He was really beginning to like this place.

“So, can Ah count on ya ta help me tomorrow?” Applejack asked Spike as they were all prepared to leave.

“Right, you needed help with the harvest,” Spike said thoughtfully, “Yeah. I'll be there.”

Applejack lit up and embraced Spike, “Ah can always depend on ya Spike.”

“Yeah, at least now you can,” Spike said jokingly. Apparently Applejack knew what he was talking about because they both laughed.

“So, you plan on going to see Fluttershy next?” Rainbow Dash asked Arthur.

“Um, well...”

“Come on, we all could tell you like her,” Rainbow Dash taunted, “You're way more obvious than Twilight.”

“For the last time I WASN'T OBVIOUS!” Twilight shouted, making Rainbow Dash laugh.

“She said that she was busy,” Arthur said, “I don't want to bother her or anything.”

“Well, I have just the solution to that,” Rainbow Dash turned to Applejack, “Hey AJ, Arthur volunteered to get those apples over to Fluttershy's place.”

“What?!” Arthur exclaimed. Twilight facehoofed.

“He planned on going there next anyway,” Rainbow Dash continued, “So we both figured he could bring her the apples, saving her the extra trip.”

“Well, that makes things easier,” Applejack said with a smile, “Ah'll be right back.”

“Um, wait! I didn't...” she was already gone. Arthur sighed, but Twilight glared at Rainbow Dash.

“Dash, really?” Twilight asked.

“What? I'm just giving my new friend here the push he needs, ya know?” Rainbow Dash said slapping Arthur on the back. With friends like this, who needs enemies, Arthur thought.

Applejack came back carrying a basket of apples in her mouth and set them down in front of Arthur, “Fluttershy's cottage is right down the road,” Applejack said pointing in the proper direction, “Once ya get outta town, it's the first house you'll see.”

“Um-”

“Yer a real pal,” Applejack said, “Fluttershy's gonna appreciate this.”

“I bet she is,” Rainbow Dash said picking up the basket with her foreleg and handing it to Arthur, “Better get going.”

“I hate you,” Arthur groaned giving Rainbow Dash a death glare.

“I love you too,” Rainbow Dash said arrogantly, “Spike, let's go give Twilight another flying lesson.”

“Yeah,” Spike said laughing, “Sounds like fun.”

“Ugh,” Twilight groaned turning to Arthur, “I'm so sorry about this. Think you can find the way back to the castle alone?”

Arthur sighed, “I'll manage. If I get lost, I'll just ask around.”

“Alright. We'll see you there.”

Twilight, Spike, and Rainbow Dash flew off and Applejack walked back into her house. Realizing that there was no way out of this, he decided to make his way to Fluttershy's cottage. He'd just give her the apples and then be on his way.

The walk to her cottage was really nice. Somehow, everything in his world seemed dirty of in a sense of disharmony, even nature. What he was seeing was something straight out of a fairy tale. Birds were chirping, squirrels were scampering around, he even saw butterflies fluttering by. Many of the creatures seemed to stop and look at him, almost as if taking him in.

He looked over to the side and saw a family of ducks walking over to a pond. One of the ducklings fell over, and on instinct he walked over to it and helped it up.

“There,” he said softly, “Hurry and catch up to your family, alright?”

The duckling, as odd as it was, seemed to understand him. It gave the most adorable quack as if thanking him and waddled after its family. Arthur watched the ducks, feeling an odd connection with the nature here.

“Funny,” Arthur said to himself, “I wouldn't have been able to do that at home. This place is amazing.”

He continued onward to Fluttershy's cottage, still thinking about the touching moment he had with that duckling.

He eventually heard another sweet sound in the distance. Someone was singing. There weren't any lyrics, just a melody, but god did they sound heavenly. It was as if an angel itself was nearby singing. He followed the sound all the way to the lovely muse.

He saw Fluttershy, tending to a bird's nest and lost in her own little world. She was the one singing. Arthur couldn't take his eyes off her. Somehow, she looked like she was glowing, and every motion she did was mesmerizing in some way. How her wings flapped keeping her in the air, how her hooves move so delicately to tend to the tiny creatures, the way her mane fell so perfectly over her shoulder and how her tail flowed lightly in the soft breeze.

By the Gods...

I have never seen anything so lovely in my entire life...

He had a lump in his throat looking at her. A being so radiant couldn't exist in his world. He had originally thought that Olivia was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, but Fluttershy here might have had her beat. She was already winning just in terms of obervation.

Fluttershy lightly landed, as if light as a feather. Arthur stepped forward on a twig by accident, startling Fluttershy, who gave the most adorable squeak.

“Sorry!” Arthur said quickly, catching her attention, “I didn't mean to scare you, Miss.”

“It's fine,” Fluttershy said softly, “I... tend to scare easily, so that would have happened no matter what.”

“Ahh... I see,” Arthur's heart skipped a beat as she looked down smiling.

“What brings you so far out of Ponyville?” Fluttershy asked trotting over to Arthur.

“Well...” technically it was Rainbow Dash's goading, but looking at Fluttershy, who was now so close to him, he found himself almost thanking the rainbow maned pony, “You had invited me to come see you personally,” Arthur said, “I brought the apples you requested.”

“Oh thank you,” Fluttershy said enthusiastically, “I was actually about to go see her.”

“So I saved you the trip then,” Arthur said smiling, his heart wouldn't stop racing looking at the yellow pony in front of him.

Why is she so beautiful?

Why won't my heart stop racing?

And why and I actually happy that Rainbow Dash pushed me to do this?

“Would you mind coming with me to my cottage?” Fluttershy asked.

“Not at all,” Arthur couldn't stop smiling for some reason, “I would love to join you,” he caught himself, “I mean, I don't mind.”

What the bloody hell was that? Now I sound too eager.

Wait, eager for what?

Fluttershy trotted ahead, and Arthur walked after her, every so often stealing a glance at the lovely mare next to him. She looked up at him, and Arthur turned away instinctively, feeling very flushed. Fluttershy gave the cutest giggle.

“I'm... sorry Miss Fluttershy,” Arthur said.

“There's no need to apologize,” Fluttershy stated, “And you can call me Fluttershy. I'm not that much older than you, I imagine.”

Arthur had a feeling that Fluttershy was probably close to his age. At least as old as Olivia. There was just something so mature about her that it felt disrespectful to refer her otherwise.

“I'm sorry, I'm just making an absolute fool of myself, and I apologized again, didn't I?” Fluttershy nodded, “I'm sorr-” he caught himself, and this time Fluttershy laughed out loud. Hearing that laugh made Arthur feel so odd, as it was such a pretty laugh.

Is there nothing about this pony that isn't beautiful?

“It's fine, really,” Fluttershy said through her laughter, “My friends all tell me that I do the same thing, so we're alike in that regard.”

“Funny, people get irritated with me when I apologize too much,” Arthur said.

“I'm the same way,” Fluttershy said happily, “It's nice to see someone just like me.”

“I was going to say the same thing,” Arthur said, happy to see a genuine smile on Fluttershy.

“I was curious,” Fluttershy started, “Um, if you don't mind me asking, why were you staring at me like that. It's okay if you don't want to tell me though...”

Oh my god that was the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

“Well, um... how can I put this and not come off horribly creepy?” Arthur said to himself, “I... can't stop looking at you because I've never in my life seen anything so pleasing on the eyes in my life, I think you are absolutely radiant both inside and out, and if I could look at you for the rest of my days I would be truly happy,” Arthur looked at Fluttershy, who was wide eyed and blushing, “I'm sorry, what that too much?”

Fluttershy shook her head, “I've just... never been complimented like that...” she smiled looking away, blushing even more, “You're really nice, Arthur.”

“Ahh, I try,” Arthur said, “I find that when you're with someone you're attracted to, its better to be incredibly honest and let them know just how beautiful they are to you,” he realized what he said, “Uh, did I just say that?”

“You... did...” Fluttershy said, slowly nodding. Now Arthur looked away blushing.

Oh dear... why did I say that? Now she probably thinks I'm attracted to her. She won't want anything to do with me.

Why do I even care about that? She's a pony, and I'm a human. The whole idea of her being attracted to me is preposterous. The idea of me being attracted to her is preposterous!

Damn it Arthur! Stop thinking things!

As Arthur slowly died of mortification due to something he wasn't even sure of, what Fluttershy said next changed things.

“I... don't mind you being attracted to me...”

“Excuse me?” Arthur asked suddenly turning to Fluttershy.

“You're not a pony, but its okay. I'm not creeped out or anything,” she admitted, “I deal with lots of other species of animals, so I've come to realize that we're all the same in that regard. Pony, bird, squirrel, and human, we're all animals, right?”

Arthur hadn't ever thought about it, but she was right. Humans were just animals with a bit of humanity, and even they seemed rather animal like at times. At least, the difference between humans and the ponies of this world was small.

“So... it wouldn't be weird over here if a human liked a pony?” Arthur asked.

“I don't think so,” Fluttershy admitted, “You're the first human to ever come to Equestria like this, so I can't really answer for sure, but I've seen tigers mate with lions, so its not too unheard of.”

“I see...” Arthur said, not sure how he felt about that. Part of him, as oddly as it was, felt relieved hearing that she wasn't turned off.

Shouldn't I be the one turned off?!

She's a horse! A talking horse!

A talking horse with the prettiest face and softest voice I've ever heard...

They reached her cottage, which was larger than Arthur thought it would be, and nicer looking.

“Well, this is my place,” Fluttershy said as they reached the front door.

“Very nice indeed,” Arthur said, “Well, you probably have more work to do, so I can leave these here if you-”

Fluttershy placed a hoof on Arthur's hand, “Uh... if you want... you can come in. My offer from earlier... was to...”

“Oh, you actually wanted me to...” Arthur said. Fluttershy nodded smiling at Arthur, “I don't mind at all.”

Fluttershy lit up and opened the door, ushering Arthur inside. The interior of her home was really well kept. Arthur smelled very nice incenses burning.

“You burn incenses?” Arthur asked.

“I have a lot of animals in my house at times, and they're not as clean as ponies, so...” Fluttershy explained.

“Makes sense,” Arthur said looking around, noticing the lack of animals at the moment, “The place is somewhat empty right now though...”

“Oh, they're all out for the day,” Fluttershy said, “Most of them won't show up until the morning for breakfast,” she turned to Arthur, “I can take those apples off your, uh... hands so you can make yourself at home.”

“Thank you,” Arthur said handing Fluttershy the basket. She took the basket into her mouth and trotted off to where he assumed was the kitchen. Arthur stood around awkwardly for a bit before walking over to the couch and sitting down. As he waited for his host to return, a white rabbit hopped in front of him and stared at him.

“Hello there little fella,” Arthur said, “What's your name, hm?”

The rabbit just stared at him blankly, tilting its head slowly. While this might have been normal where Arthur came from, somehow this seemed oddly creepy.

“Uh...” The rabbit wouldn't take its eyes off of him, something that was beginning to terrify Arthur a bit. He was beginning to wonder if he was looking at the face of his demise. Right when he was about to panic though...

“Angel!” Fluttershy called out, flying into the room carrying two cups of tea in her hooves. She set them down and then glared at the bunny, “You're disturbing out guest!”

The bunny, apparently named Angel, suddenly looked at Fluttershy and made odd sounds.

“Well, I don't think he thought it was very funny, now apologize,” Fluttershy scolded, surprising Arthur in two ways. First, seeing her so assertive threw him for a loop, and two, she looked like she was responding to the bunny?

Angel turned his head and was about to ho away, but Fluttershy flew right in front of Angel's way. What Arthur saw next was even more terrifying than Angel. Fluttershy glared deep into Angel's eyes with the scariest death glare he had ever seen. In hindsight it wasn't really that scary, but something about it was just... terrifying beyond all reason.

Is the bunny going to die?

Am I going to die?!

Angel's ears flopped back, and he hopped over to Arthur with the saddest look. Somehow Arthur could tell that he was trying to apologize.

“Aw, it's okay little guy,” Arthur said petting Angel's head, “I'm not upset at you.”

Angel smiled and then hopped away.

“I'm sorry about that,” Fluttershy said, “Angel is actually my personal pet, and the only one I have trouble with at times.”

“What on earth did you do to the poor thing?” Arthur asked, “You glared at him, and I thought you were going to kill him.”

“Oh, that,” Fluttershy looked away somberly, “My friends and I call it The Stare. I just look at someone like that while thinking... things... and then they listen to me.”

“What sort of things do you think about?” Arthur asked. Oddly Fluttershy had the saddest expression on her face, “If you don't want to tell me, that's fine.”

“I... appreciate that,” Fluttershy said, “It's not exactly something I like talking about. Not even my friends know exactly how it works.”

If she didn't tell her best friends then what chance did he have? Seeing that she was upset about something, he decided to change the subject.

“So, to change the subject, were you really able to understand what that bunny said?” Arthur asked. Fluttershy's mood changed immediately and she nodded.

“My special talent is being able to talk to animals,” Fluttershy explained.

“Special... talent? Is that something everyone here has?” Arthur asked sipping his tea.

Huh, lemon tea. My favorite.

“Yes,” Fluttershy took a sip of her tea before continuing, “Every pony has a special talent. Once you learn what it is at a young age, you get a Cutie Mark based on that talent.”

“Cutie mark? Wait, you mean that mark on your hips?” Arthur asked.

Fluttershy nodded and stood up, turning in a way to show him her Cutie Mark, “I got this when I was only eight years old, after I learned that I could talk to animals.”

Arthur got a good look at it, but then averted his eyes once he realized what he was essentially looking at. The way she presented herself was quite arousing, and almost naughty in a way. Somehow, it seemed so innocent here.

If a woman presented herself like that in his world, she'd be marked as a loose woman by the Catholic Church. If the Catholic Church knew the thoughts he was suddenly having about the pony in front of him, he'd be stoned for sure.

“That's... quite lovely,” Arthur said, “We don't have that sort of thing where I'm from?”

“You don't?” Fluttershy asked once again sitting down, this time right next to him, “How do you know what your special talent is in your world?”

Arthur laughed, “We don't,” Fluttershy was wide eyed when he said that, “Where I come from, chances are you won't end up doing what you love or are good at for the rest of your life. You'll probably be working for someone else, and what you'd like to do would be pushed back into the category of a 'hobby',” Arthur sighed, “Story of my life sadly.”

“Do you know what your special talent is?” Fluttershy asked.

“When I think about it, I'd say my special talent would probably be writing,” Arthur said, “I know it's what I want to do with my life.”

“Why can't you do that then?”

“It just doesn't work that way in my world, Fluttershy,” Arthur sipped his tea again, “People don't want writers, or scholars, or artists anymore. Maybe in some parts of the world they're appreciated, but in my section of the world, the ones that make it in the world are the carpenters, the soldiers, priests, you know, 'hard workers',” Arthur leaned forward resting his arms on his knees, “Sadly I'm not good at any of those things, so I'm basically doomed to fail in my world.”

“That's horrible!” Fluttershy exclaimed, “It's no wonder you came all the way here.”

“You know, it's funny. Before I didn't really know why I was in this world,” Arthur said turning to Fluttershy, “But now I think I've figured it out. I've only been here for a day, and I already like it better than my world.”

“I'm glad you came here,” Fluttershy said smiling at Arthur, “It's been a long time since I've found someone so much like me. One of the reasons why I live so far away from Ponyville is because I don't really fit with other ponies.”

“What? How could you not fit with others?”

“Well, as you saw earlier, I scare really easily,” Fluttershy looked away, “I'm really sensitive, shy, I'm not a strong flier at all, and I hate large crowds. Even my own parents were ashamed of me. I wasn't a good enough flier to go into the weather team, and I preferred to work with animals, so when I opted to move here in Ponyville, my parents had a fit. I haven't really talked to them since.”

“Marry me,” Arthur said quickly, immediately wishing he hadn't once he saw the look on Fluttershy's face.

“Um, what?” she asked blushing.

“What? I didn't say anything,” Arthur said looking around for anything to change the subject, suddenly picking up his tea cup, “Mmm, this is really good tea!”

He drank some more of his tea, and then gave Fluttershy the most innocent and clueless look he could, hoping that she wouldn't notice his slip of the tongue. Considering how Fluttershy started laughing uncontrollably, he did his job.

Smooth Arthur... real smooth...

Just because she's quite literally a female version of you doesn't mean you need to go blurting out ridiculous things like that!

She's still a pony, and you cannot fall in love with a highly intelligent, partially sapient pony!

Even with the mental battle in his head, seeing Fluttershy laughing like that made him really happy.

“Arthur, you're hilarious,” Fluttershy said wiping her eyes once she calmed enough to speak, “I can't remember the last time I enjoyed having someone over this much.”

“One thing I'm good at, is making people laugh,” Arthur said proudly.

“We have to do this again,” Fluttershy said.

“I agree completely,” Arthur said probably too eagerly, but he didn't care. She wanted to see him again, and that's what mattered.

After a magical day with Fluttershy, he began making his way back to the castle. It was pretty hard to miss, as it was the only castle in the vicinity. The sun was setting by the time he arrived back, but thankfully the guards knew to let him in when they saw him.

He approached the room he remembered was Twilight's office. Was she in there? He was about to know on the door asking if she was in there, but he got an unexpected answer before he could put his hand to the door.

“Oooh Flash!!!”

Suddenly Arthur heard a series of moans coming from Twilight. Were they... in her office?! She didn't really strike Arthur as the type, and he was blushing up a storm thinking about that.

“Ahem!” someone cleared their throat a bit behind Arthur. He turned around and saw Spike standing there, also looking rather embarrassed, “Best not to stand too close.”

“Ahh, right,” Arthur said quickly stepping away from the door. He and Spike started walking off together, “So... your Princess does that sort of thing in her office?”

“Only when she's really horny and can't wait,” Spike said, “I think she and Flash Sentry were going to have a date yesterday, but then you showed up and kind of put a stop to that.”

“I see,” Arthur said nodding.

“Ever since she became an alicorn, her libido has been crazy,” Spike laughed shaking her head, “Sometimes it seems like she and Flash are going at it everyday.”

“Geez, is everyone around here so open when it comes to... that subject?” Arthur asked, getting a little uncomfortable.

“What, sex? Kind of not that big of a deal, ya know?” Spike suddenly nodded in understanding, “Oh wait, where you come from, it's probably different, isn't it?”

“Yes, quite,” Arthur said nodding.

“Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, in this world, sex isn't really something that's... you know... taboo to talk about, or something to really be ashamed of.”

“Really?” Arthur asked, “Where I'm from, just the mention of it in public will get you dirty looks.”

Spike raised an eyebrow at that, “That... kind of stupid. No offense or anything, but I just feel it's a natural aspect of being alive, you know? Kind of like being ashamed of breathing.”

Arthur wanted to say something about that, but he had always thought that too deep down. It was kind of odd that something so natural and so beautiful as the unification of a man and a woman was also so taboo to mention that most people were afraid to even engage in it.

“Don't get me wrong,” Spike said, “Sex is still something special, so you won't have to worry about running into anyone having sexual intercourse in the streets.”

“Oh thank God.”

“The closest thing to that is maybe seeing two ponies making out in the park,” Spike said. Arthur was a little confused by what he meant by “making out” but he'd ask him about that later.

“Spike, you know a lot about this world,” Arthur stated.

“Yes, seeing as how I've lived here my entire life,” Spike said sarcastically.

“Well, I know nothing about this world. I was wondering, would you be willing to help me learn the rules of this world?”

“That way you don't make a complete ass of yourself and accidentally offend someone?” Spike finished for Arthur.

“Basically... yes.”

“Tell you what. Tomorrow, you come with me to Applejack's place, and I'll start teaching you the ins and outs of Equestria.”

“That would be fantastic,” Arthur said holding out his hand, “Thank you Spike.”

“Don't mention it,” Spike said taking Arthur hand and shaking it, “After you saved me from Rarity this morning, you and I are pals according to Dragon's Code.”

“Dragon's Code?” Arthur asked.

“To make a long story short, you looked out for me, so I'll look out for you in return.”

Arthur nodded smiling at that. It was nice that he and Spike had become friends now. It was still scary to know that he was suddenly friends with a fire breathing dragon, but he had an even weirder experience.

“Um, Spike, can I ask you something?”

“Yeah, what's up?”

“You're a dragon, but you're attracted to ponies. That... isn't odd to you?” Arthur asked.

“Nope, not at all,” Spike said, “Why? Think your crush on Fluttershy is odd?”

“Crush? I don't have a crush. What makes you think that?” Arthur asked laughing, trying to steer the conversation away from that. It worked on Fluttershy.

It didn't seem to work too well on Spike.

“Arthur, you're not fooling anyone,” Spike said, “I saw the way you were looking at Fluttershy. You like her, and I don't blame you. She's really beautiful, and sweet.”

“But she's a pony,” Arthur said, “Where I'm from, that's something called bestiality.”

“Oooh, I see,” Spike said, “It would be like a pony over here having sex with a bear or a cat.”

“Er... yes,” Arthur confirmed, “Something like that, and I'm very happy you understand my plight.”

“Oh yeah, bestiality is a term over here,” Spike said, “But hey, she's not a pony from your world. She's a pony from this world. Here, you're basically like me. Another sapient species that's met a pony you're attracted to. No big deal.”

“No big deal,” easy for you to say, Arthur thought. She still had hooves, and a tail, and an overall horse like build. She was a pony, and a part of him felt like he was going straight to hell for even having these thoughts.

Spike patted him on the back, “Tomorrow, I'll clear a few things up for you. For now, get some rest, alright?”

“Alright,” Arthur said with a sigh. Spike walked off, leaving Arthur by himself to his thoughts. Thoughts that he now had to face, even if he wasn't sure how he felt about them.

Holy hell, I'm falling in love with a pony...

Author's Note

Yeah Arthur, you're falling in love with a talking horse. How does that feel?
But hey, at least the Catholic Church doesn't know, right? Then you'd be in SERIOUS trouble.

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