Scootaloo vs.

The alarm clock in Scootaloo's apartment buzzed loudly.

" *Growl* I'm up. I'm up! geez!" Scootaloo got up and out of bed and turned her alarm clock off. She checked her calender and...it's that time again! N-no, not that time of the month, get your head out of the gutter!

" *groan* (Okay Scootaloo it's laundry day, don't worry you'll make it through this without any hitch...unless Diamond Tiara's butler is there, then I'll steal a bunch of her socks Heheheh.)"

Scootaloo got her laundry and went to the laundromat. She had just finished drying her laundry in the dryer until...

"Hey! Where are my KFC patterned undies?"

"You mean these?" Said a stallion standing in the shadows!"

"Show yourself so I can kick your butt!" Scootaloo said.

the Stallion stepped out of the shadows & as it turned out, he was awkward looking like a nerd. He lifted the panties to his nose.

"W..what do you think you're doing?"

"I'm sniffing the panties of a hottie, duh!"

"Give me back my underwear you freak! Or, I'll"

"Never!" He rejected!

"Just who are you?"

"I am Mat the 50th, the current Mat of this Laundromat!"

"You're the owner of this laundromat?"

"Yes, that is right babe, and I'm going to keep these!"

"I don't think so!" Scootaloo ran at Mat, but Mat dodged, then ran to his left!

Scootaloo charged at Mat, but Mat opened a washing machine and the door hit Scootaloo in the face! Scootaloo tried getting up, but she slipped & fell on her butt. Mat then exited through the back door & the sound of a car could be heard.

"Grr...MAT OF THE LAUNDROMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!" She screamed to the sky with both fists in the air!

Scootaloo
vs.
Mat of the Laundromat!

Scootaloo takes her phone out and calls Applebloom.

"Hello?"

"WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!!"

"Oh yippie, another problem."

"Don't you take that tone with me! My panties were stolen by a nerd & is probably already trying to write-up a petition to marry them!"

"Eww, look, after we catch this disgusting crook, you can come over to my house and use me & Spike's washer & dryer."

"Oh, we're not just gonna catch him, once we get the thief, we're gonna stuff him into a washing machine, and drown him!"

"Uh, no! I'd rather not go to prison!"

"Come-on, your husband has connections with royalty, he should be able to bail you out of anything!"

"I said no! You can get sent to the sun...or maybe as far as Diamond dog territory, but I aint gonna make you..."

"Take you on action packed adventures?"

"..."

"I'll see you at 5:00!"

Then Spike enters the living room.

"Hey my sweetapple, *kiss on the cheek* what happened to Scootaloo this time?"

"This time it's reasonable, a nerd stole her panties!"

"But?"

"But what she'll to do him, is unreasonable. She wants to stuff the nerd into a washing machine & drown him!"

"Yep, that's what I was looking for."

"She promised it would be an action packed adventure."

"I bet." He said sarcastically. "Well see yah!"

"Y...you don't think this will result in something bad after?"

"Applebloom, you & Scootaloo have won every time, what's so different about now?"

"...you have a point." Applebloom then looked at the clock, the time was 4:32. "Shoot, it's almost 5, gotta go, love you Spike!"

Then when Applebloom was gone...

"BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man I was so close to losing my straight face! Adventure? More like a chance of jail! Good thing I got all of Equestrian royalty on speed dial. Now let's see what's on T.V."

"Today, famous singer Sweetie Belle continues with day 5 of her tour around Equestria where she'll be going to Manehattan!" a TV announcer explained why Sweetie Belle isn't in this story.

Later, Applebloom got out of her car and went to Scootaloo's apartment.

*Knock* *Knock*

"Excuse me, but what are you doing?"

"What do you mean? I'm knocking on your door."

"Use the doorbell!"

" *Groan* Fine." She pressed the door bell then awesome as I wanna be played! "That song has gotten old you know."

"Shut-up it's awesome! Anyways, come-in."

Applebloom entered Scootaloo's apartment, a bit dir...okay she's a slob like Rainbow Dash. Hey...does anyone ever see a of little Konohamaru in Scootaloo? What am I saying? Never mind, ignore what I just said! So Scootaloo went to her kitchen and got 2 cans of Dr.Pepper for her & Applebloom.

"So here's the plan..." Scootaloo then pulled a sheet off of a white board. "Step one, we pay, and when I say we I mean you, go pay some private detectives to get some dirt on him. Step 2, we threaten to reveal his dirty secret on the internet, and 3 once we get my panties back, we stuff GRANNY SMITH'S PANTIES DOWN HIS THROAT!!!"

"Scoots?"

"Yes A.B. buddy?"

"You do realize my granny's kaput right?"

"Dang! Well, guess it's time for plan B!"

"Plan B?"

"Yes, I noticed every morning a truck full of poisonous insects passes by my apartment & are sent to the research science labs here in New Ponyville, if we can intercept that truck, then we can steal the bugs, and have them infest the laundromat! The laundromat will be considered dangerous, then fumigated, which means that it'll be a few days until a bunch of citizens trying to wash and dry their laundry will be in their underwear for days, which will enrage them and then we'll have them file lawsuits, after he losses his money, we find him sleeping in the sad box, we pick-up the box he's in and throw it into a dump truck and crush him!"

"Maybe a less complicated plan?"

"Fine! Plan C, double team kick his butt!"

"Without killing him?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever! Let's go!"

They made it to the front doors of the laundromat.

"Here we are!" Said Applebloom.

"Yeah...let's beat him up!"

Applebloom went in 1st, but before Scootaloo went in, an acorn hit her in the back of the head. She turned and saw Squirrels laughing at her.

"You'll be laughing in Hell, you stupid squirrels!" Then she pulled out her enemies list and wrote 'family of squirrels near the laundromat' in the same page as... 'Micheal Jackson's Thriller video', 'Jawas', 'Capital Letters R, J, and K', 'Yo Mama', 'Mecha Game & Watch' and 'Robot Homeless Person' She put the list back into her pocket, then entered the laundromat.

"So, which one of these fellas is the nerd?"

"Him!" She pointed. "Hey pizza face!"

"Uh,oh!"

Scootaloo then used her speed from training with Rainbow Dash to block the exit.

"I heard you've stolen something of my friend's here?"

"Any last words before you get your ass kicked?"

"Big Machine!" Mat cried out.

Then a huge stallion entered the room. "Have you met my cousin Big Machine?"

"Those who threaten favorite cousin, get the kicking out of the place that cleans clothes!" Big Machine said in a Russian accent.

Then he gave the both of them the boot, the boot that's as tall as them.

"Well, I didn't factor in he'd have a huge dude! Alright, we get back in there & use a steel punching glove on Big Machine's crotch!"

"And how are we gonna get one?"

"Aran Ryan from Punch Out Wii did it by stuffing horse shoes into his gloves, why not us?"

"Um...excuse me?" Asked a hooded mare.

"Yeah, what is it?"

"Umm...I think I can help you beat Mat, but we must listen."

"And why should we?"

"Because...like you he's stolen my KGC patterned panties." Then the mare took off her hood, she was a palette swap of Scootaloo! "Hello, I am Toodle Loo."

"Could you be your twin."

"Oh please, my parents told me I had no twin."

"Listen, we can take him down, but 1st we must gather all of the mares who use his laundromat!" Then she gave them a list of the victim's addresses.

"How come you've never told these gals to rise-up before? There are a lot of them."

"Because, I needed a strong, fierce, deadly ruler! That's where you come-in Scootaloo!"

"Well, let's pay these girls a visit!"

Later, the sounds of marching could be heard...

"What's that? Big, go outside & see what's making that sound!"

"Umm...cousin?"

Mat looked out the window..."Oh-no! Big Machine, take care of them!"

"I haven't fought this many before! Cousin wait, let me in!"

It was too late for Big Machine, then Scootaloo went to the front of the crowd, she was wearing a big black jacket & dark shades.

"You have to the count of three to give us back our panties!" She threatened.

"Never!"

"Alright, you forced my hand! Fire!" she ordered the unicorns!

The unicorns fired lasers that destroyed the windows.

"Charge!" She commanded.

They all ran into the laundromat, destroying all of the machines, Scootaloo spotted Mat.

"You're mine pervert!" Then she chased him to the back of the building.

" *Gasp!* "

"Yeah, that was a little insurance to make sure you didn't try to get away in your car!"

Then he ran into a huge shack, and slammed the door closed behind him. Scootaloo kicked the door down! She saw there were stairs that led to a sub level, she went down the stairs and discovered a sinister horror!

"What on the..." She saw bodies that looked just like the girls who Mat stole from. They were curled up inside dryer machines.

"Heeheeheehee..."

"What is this?"

"This is why I steal panties! I take the sweat and use that DNA to create my own sex slaves! As you can see, the dryers represent embryos! Hahahahahah!"

"Well guess what, I'm gonna smash this sad sad dream to pieces!" She was about to smash but that's when a fist hit her in the face!

"Oh yeah, I also made clone of myself, get her!" They chased Scootaloo all the way to the outside of the shack.

"I get to beat on a nerd 5 times over? Bring it on!"

I'm sure you guys know what this is a reference to now, well considering if you saw the 2nd Matrix movie, I didn't, I saw Nostalgia Critic's review on it. Anyways, 2 clones came from the sides, but Scootaloo punched one while she kicked the other. Then another came from behind, but she countered and judo threw him! A clone & the real Mat ran jumped but Scootaloo jumped back, then charged with 2 fists to the stomachs!

"I need more help!"

Then 10 more clones appeared! Scootaloo still showed resilience, still fighting them all off! Applebloom saw what was going on.

"Scoots! Don't worry girl, here I..." Then a bunch of new clones blocked her path! "Don't worry, I'll go get help!"

"Thank you for being useless in the last second!" She said with angry sarcasm.

Soon, 20, no wait...30 clones entered the battle!

"Umm, uncle, where is this going?"

Not now kid! Scootaloo thought this battle was impossible until suddenly, flames cascaded the place, burning all of Mat's clones to ashes!

"See? I told you I'd get help!"

"And not a minute sooner, geez, look at you!" Spike added.

"Oh shut-up, now help me destroy this loser's laboratory!"

Spike burned everything down, causing the machines to explode & kill the clones within the dryers.

"Well, that's that!" Scootaloo concluded.

"Alright, come-on Applebloom, we're going to see my parents tonight at dinner!"

"Bye Scootaloo, wish me luck."

"Why should I? You're not becoming friends with them!" Scootaloo told her while they went their separate ways.

Later when Scootaloo made it to her apartment...

" *sigh!* Good to know I can now relax...wait a minute...I never got my panties back! *grunt!* It's too late, it's been burnt along with Mat's lab."

Meanwhile in the burnt remains of the lab, an orange arm bursts out of the debris holding Scootaloo's panties!