Scootaloo was just enjoying a good show, a good sandwich and relaxing on the couch.

"Finally, nothing making me angry, I think this is going to be a great..."

*Ding-dong!*

"That better not be what will ruin my day!" She said as she walked to the door with a half a sandwich in her right hand. She then opened the door.

"Uh...high, we're Dethklok, and we're gonna need to destroy this apartment because our...uh, stage is too big...so yeah, you may wanna get all of your stuff & go before our death copters drop the stage." Said a man with long black hair.

"Drop?" She looked up, she then ran back in, grabbed a bunch of her clothes and junk, threw it into the car, and drove as fast as she could, that's when the helicopters dropped the stage, crushing all of the building under it, all of the people who couldn't make it in time, and blasting Scootaloo's car away with the kinetic blast of the impact! making the car roll, and then stop after hitting a car! Scootaloo then kicked the door, and got out of her car.

"My home! My Car! Well, at least my sandwich is okay." She then saw that her sandwich was destroyed as well. "MY SANDWICH!!!"

"I know, they ruined my Sandvich too!" said Heavy.

"DETHKLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!

Scootaloo
Vs
Dethklok!.

Warning, there's gonna be a lot of cussing in this chapter, and if you watch & enjoy the Adult Swim cartoon: Metalocalypse, then you know who exactly this band is. NOW FOR THE THEME SONG!!!

Doodily Ding-dong tick-tock
Doodily Ding-dong tick-tock
Doodily Ding-dong tick-tock
Doodily Ding-dong tick-tock
Doodily Ding-dong tick-tock!

Dethklok
Dethklok
Dethklok
Dethklok!

I'll...teach you...who...rock!

Dethklok
Dethklok!

Skwisgar Skwigelf
Taller than a tree!

Toki Wartooth
not a bumblebee!

William Murderface
Murderface
Murderface!

Pickles the drummer
Doodily doo,
ding dong doodily
doodily doo

NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!

Meanwhile in some governmental organization.

"Gentlemen, it seems that Dethklok is now making a crossover!"

"What wrong with that? Crossovers aren't even canon."

"True true, but...they are crossing over with a little girl's show called My Little Pony Friendship is Magic! Allow this man to explain how catastrophic their crossover is. I present to you, Mr.Bart Griffon."

"Dethklok is a band that parents wouldn't let their children listen too, but they would let their children listen to the music of MLP, if Dethklok crossed over with a show for kids, then parents would ban MLP as well, and children & adults can't get enough of this, so if MLP was not allowed to be watched by children anymore, then the children will get so violent that they would kill their parents for not letting them watch such a good show because of one adult thing that happened! Soon, we'll get a generation of children who are homeless criminals, and then we'll see a gigantic drop in college graduates, destroying our economy because we have no electricians, no plumbers, no mechanics, no more people doing the jobs that make the public stable!"

"That'll be all Mr.Griffon. Mr. Salacia, what do you suggest we do about Dethklok?"

"I sense a mare wanting revenge on the band for destroying her home, vehicle, and snack, I sense her irratinalness will allow her to eventually win, who ever this young soul is, to carry out her mission!"

Then, we cut over to Spike & Applebloom were just sitting on the couch cuddling, why watching TV. Until they see rustling in the bushes.

"I'll get Applebloom."

Then Spike opened the door, and Scootaloo tried forcing herself past Spike, but Spike was holding her down.

"What do you want this time Scootaloo?"

"A stupid metal band destroyed my home, my car, and especially my sandwich! They must be stopped!"

"What's the name of the band?" Asked Applebloom.

"Dethklok!"

Then the door was slammed in her face!

"NO!"

"Why not?"

"Dethklok kills everyone in the audience! If you think we're gonna die this early in the story, no thank you!" Applebloom said on their side of the door.

"Fine, see what I care you cowards, I'll get someone else to help me with my revenge!"

10 minutes later, Scootaloo was at a restaurant eating another sandwich to replace the one she lost. Then the TV in the restaurant showed the NEWS on Dethklok, called Dethwatch.

"In just 5 hours, Dethklok shall make their 1st Equestrian performance, liability wavers are being sent to houses as we speak!"

"Dethklok better have a liability waver when I get through with them!"

"Wow, I haven't been back in New Ponyville for 15 minutes, and already you're wanting revenge!"

"That voice..." Scootaloo then turned her head. "Sweetie Belle?"

"Hey Scoots."

"Oh my gosh, when did you get back?"

"Last night, I was planning on surprising you & Applebloom."

"Sweet, but anyways, will you help me? Because Applebloom & her stupid husband refuse to because Dethklok is 'scary!' "

"Dethklok? Never heard of them."

"They're some metal band, have you seen the ads around New Ponyville?"

"No, I was too focused on getting home right away."

"I guess you were even too busy as your job as a pop star to watch TV as well."

"Yep."

"So, will you help me? Even though you don't know what you're getting yourself into?"

"Scootaloo, it's one of your revenge missions, it's always a blind run in...so yeah."

"Woo-hoo, now then...1st stop, The Explosives & Queen Bee Hormone Emporium!"

Meanwhile, Dethklok were in their meeting room. That's when their manager Charles Ofdensen entered.

"Hello gentelmen...umm, we gotta discuss the fiasco that happened during our previous crossovers."

"Oh comes on ofdensen, wes didn't knows thats Murdeface wents and pee all over thats Teenage Robot after hes pwned her in their fists fight!" Complained Toki.

"Yes, how were to know Murderface would ams stab the shoulder of that magical princess from another dimension?" Complained Skiwsgar.

"Yeah, it wasn't Pickles' fault that he beat-up that bald kid with cool sunglasses. The kid kept on trying to shoot us with mustard!" Complained Nathan Explosion.

"Yes, I want to talk about this crossover, please...don't cause any bodily harm to the stars of this show. Can you please do that? They keep on giving us these huge lawsuits & we're losing tones of money! We still haven't finished paying off the law suit after the time Pickles & Murdeface mugged the Mario Brothers, and Sonic & Tails."

"Okay, we'll try."

"Good, now I have to go, I gonna try & negotiate cutting the charges in half from when Murderface rubbed his own feces all over the walls of Wayne Manner."

As soon as Ofdensen left.

"I'm not gonna listen to his s*guitar riff*t, I'm gonna go drink & throw-up all over that F*Guitar riff!*ng Sh*Guitar riff!*tty Rainbow maned B*Guitar riff!*h!"

"Murderface, stop!" Said Nathan Explosion. "You left your pone on the table."

"Oh thanks Nathan, see you guys later, I'm gonna show Rainbow Dash how much I don't give a f*guitar riff*k about her awesomeness!"

"So Pickles, feeling like listening to Charles?"

"Nah man, he's a dumb dildo, why should I care aboot what he says? It's a crossover, it's not like those are canon right? Us beating on all of dem jackoffs didn't even count. Am gonna go to the hot tub."

"Ams just disappointed thats the jacksoff writings this story puts us in the furry anthro world, I's was hopings to rides on a pony becauses theys look like they're so happy, which would make me happy because you gas ares so means to me! Exspeshiallys yous Skwisgar!!"

Then a pained scream was heard.

"AH, motherf*guitar riff*er, I stubbed my f*guitar riff*ng toe!" Yelled Murderface.

Meanwhile...

"Alright, we got all that we need! Bombs, 3 gallons of Queen Bee hormones, 3 sacks of potatoes, a 3 month old silver back gorilla, a picture of a walrus fighting Peter Pan, and a bag of a dozen pygmy rats! It's a good thing you're rich!"

"So...what does all of this have to do with helping you take down Dethklok?"

"You'll see!" That's when they bumped into a guard.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing with that stuff? Planning on ruining our lords' concert."

"1st of all, GEEZ LOUISE, THAT'S A DEEP VOICE! 2nd of all, get outta my way KKK in black!"

Then a bunch more guards entered, and began shooting! Sweetie Belle put up a force field & they both fled!

"Well, that didn't work out so well!" Said Sweetie Belle. "So, what's our next plan Scootaloo? My infinite cash is literally burning many holes in my pockets." Then Sweetie Belle poured soda allover her left pants pocket.

"Hmm..."

"Hey! Quit it you bastard!"

"Not until my piss hits it's cutiemark you lesbo b*guitar riff!*ch!"

"Rainbow dash? Oh these guys are dead!" Then she stomped out of her seat at the cafe, and marched towards Murderface. "Hey uglyface!"

Murderface then turned and was delivered a fist to the face!

"OW! That hurt you furry dick!"

Then Rainbow Dash punched him in the face!

"Ow! Dammit! Okay, you forced me to do this!" Then he pulled out his death phone & began spinning by the chain, he threw it, missed, and it got a poor teenage stallion in the eye!

"Ah!" Then the stallion started running off

"Hey, gimme back my cellphone you faggot!" Then Murderface chased after.

"Phew, thanks Scoots, well I'm off, the Wonderbolts need me to welcome some band to Equestria with an air show, gotta dash!" Then she was off.

"As much as I admire her, I have to stop Dethklok! Come-on Sweetie Belle, I just hatched one last ditch effort to finally get my revenge, let's go get the supplies."

"More Bombs & Queen Bee Hormone?"

"No, this time laser guns & Queen Changeling Hormone!"

Later that night, Dethklok's audience just settled down in their seats in anticipation, ready. The announcer then welcomed Deathklok & everyone began cheering! While Scootaloo & Sweetie Belle managed to sneak past the guards & entered the back stage.they began climbing the curtains and and made sure they were directly above the band.

"Alright, once the Changeling Queen Harmones is smeared all over them, the Changelings in the audience will smell it, get horny & start humping them, and as they're having trouble escaping, we shoot 'em with these Knockout rays so the Changelings can have their ways with them all night long, it'll make them the laughing stocks of Equestria!"

"Alright, we're in position!"

"Excellent, good thing you paid your maids to have sex with those guards or we'd never get past them!"

"Yeah, and it's a good thing they decided to return to beating-up that clown after their super quickies! Now then..." She then looked down at Dethklok, where Skwisgar & Toki are doing their guitar duet! "This is what happens when you destroy someone's sandwich! NOW!!!"

Then the band got drenched!

"Augh, what the f*guitar riff!*k hell is this?" said Nathan in disgust.

Meanwhile in the audience...

"The Queen is horny!"

"I must give her more troops!"

"Sorry my wife, but...I must do the queen!"

Then all of the Changelings were in the air, and then started darting towards the band.

"Now, use the knockout rays!"

Then Sweetie Belle started shooting but all she did was shoot the changelings.

Meanwhile...

"Uh-oh, I need people on stage now! My bread & butter are in danger!" Commanded Ofdensen.

"What are you doing? J-just stop shooting okay? I'll handle this!" Then Scootaloo aimed at Murderface. "This is for trying to piss all over my idol you dime a dozen unloved Bass player!" Then she nailed Murderface!

The guards got on stage, and began opening fire, exploding the heads of the oncoming threat, one was shot in the wing causing him to fall, and land horn 1st into a unicorn mare's eye! She screamed in agony causing her to send out a magic surge that melted off the flesh of every pony around her withing a mile radius! Then the audience began screaming and running! In the confusion, Twilight's date became a victim of a stampede, getting ran over & turned into a bloody fleshy pancake! Scootaloo then knocked out Toki, but feeling sorry for him for some reason, she dropped her favorite teddy bear next to him. Ofdensen then noticed.

"Someone's shooting knock out rays, from above, take 'em down!" Then half of the guards turned around

"Time to go!" Sweetie Belle used a magic force field. "Come-on Scoots, we gotta vamoose!"

"Not until I knock out the rest of them!" She said as she knocked out Skwisgar, then Pickles! "Just one more."

Rainbow Dash noticed what was going on & decided to help out, she flew by & spanked the butts of each guard she passed by!

"Now's my chance!" She fired, but a guard blocked for Nathan, then another, and another, Scootaloo eventually hit Nathan!

Then she Sweetie Belle & was off! not paying any mind to the audience dying during the crowd's confused state, but Rainbow Dash managed to stop them by doing a dazzling Sonic Rainboom! Then the Changelings swarmed the unconscious band!

" *sigh!* That...was a great night!"

"Yeah, I had fun!"

"I thought you had fun during your tours."

"Not really, the celebrities I hangout with are true Jackoffs in real life. What can ya do?"

"Yeah, it's sad I don't have home to return to anymore!"

"Well, I do have another tour coming-up, it would be just awesome if somebody were to keep an eye on it while I'm gone, make sure the whole arcade is dusted, make sure the bar counter is shined, and ensure that the media room is working."

6 months later...

*Knock knock!*

"Oh, hey Scoots! Come-in, it's almost time for me to go."

one Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends style tour around the mansion later...

"So if you're hungry, the fridge is always stocked with the best stuff, no really, it's always stuffed, I tried taking a soda, closing the door, and reopening to see an empty space, but it just got replaced with another soda!"

"Alright, have a safe trip, and break-a-leg out there, I'll be watching you on stage."

Then Sweetie Belle took her stretch limousine to the next flight to Downtown City, in the Littlest Petshop universe.

"*sigh* Time for a sandwich..."

*knock knock!*

"Huh? What now?"

She opened the door to see a smiling Heavy

"..."

"Fine, I'll make you a sandwich as well."

"Yay!"

Author's Note

Sweetie Belle will only be helping Scootaloo in music related chapters.