Scootaloo vs.

"Let go of me you stupid dragon! I don't wanna go! I'll have you in jail for holding a lady down against her will!"

"Scootaloo, come-on, what's wrong about the Supermarket?" Applebloom asked with a bright & sunny smile.

"What's wrong? I refuse to socialize with people who are possibly sex offenders, why can't I just go shop at the mini mart a minute from my apartment? They have all I need."

"Scootaloo, they're going out of business." Spike responded to the struggling Mare in her arms.

"What?!"

"Yeah, it turns out the clerks were actually a bag of roaches & rats in disguise."

"Ugh!"

"Don't worry Scootaloo, you'll love going to the Supermarket." Applebloom reassured her.

As they made it to the entrance, Dan from Dan Vs. was kicked out as he yelled "Burn their house to the ground." Then Dan yeled to the heaven's: "FAMILY THANKSGIVING!!!"

Dan
Vs
The Family Thanksgiving.

Wait a minute, no! why did I focus on him for that long? Anyways, then they entered the Supermarket & Scootaloo took notice of Dethklok.

"(Why do I feel like I've seen them before in some alternate dimension? Oh well.)"

Then Toki finally spoke-up.

" *Gasp!* What is this place?"

"I believe them's calls it, a food library." Skwisgar answered.

Then the both of them kept on saying food library repeatedly until Pickles finally shut them up.

"IT'S A GROCERY STORE YOU JACK ASSES! I'm sorry about jack asses my blood sugar is low."

"Okay, we gotta buy our own food like how a regular jack offs do. You're all in charge of preparing one dish, and don't just buy booze! That aint food." Nathan Explosion ordered.

"What do you mean booze aint food? I'd rather chop off my own dick then admit that!" Murderface complained.

"You'd rather cut off your dick instead of not drinking?" Asked Toki.

"YES!"

"Wowee."

"(Idiots.)" Scootaloo thought.

That's when she realized Applebloom & Spike had disappeared.

"A...Applebloom? Spike?" Then she noticed to note on her chest.

Dear Scootaloo,
Me & my husband left you alone so we can get our shopping done, please don't make a scene. Also, just try to enjoy this new experience, it's good for you.

"(Treating me like a child? Oh, you're getting pinched when I find you!)"

That's when she got ran over by the Kids Next Door on their S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.D.A.R.T.!

"Stupid Kids Next Door, why can't they just behave & get beat by their parents like other kids?" She got-up without a scratch! "Better get my shopping started." Then she pulled out her shopping list which was in the same pocket as her enemies list.

She found the eggs.

"That's 2 dollars more than the mini mart...better not bother getting angry about it."

Then she saw the last box of tampons, that were swiped from the other side of the isle!

"Hey!"

Meanwhile...

"Who's walnuts?"

"Hey look Toki, you have so many lady problems that you buys tampons, you like to talk to ladies about your problems because you's ams a lady yourself."

"You's the lady Skwisgar.'

"NO AMS NOT!!!"

Then Scootaloo went to the bread section.

"WHAT?! THEY'RE ALL EXPIRED?!!!"

"Yeah...sorry, there was this misunderstanding with this farm in Baltimare & well...we didn't get a new shipment of bread.

"Blasphemy, so many of these consumers & staff are so stupid! This is why I'd rather be in a mini mart!"

"Ma'am, calm down please."

"No, I will not stand for this! I've been here for half an hour & I've seen the stupidity of a supermarket! Look!" Then she turned the employee's attention to the old lady who slipped over Brian Griffin's pee.

"Sorry, but it's not our responsibility for what happens with our costumers."

"Grr...you'll be paying for this when people are unable to eat their sandwiches & hotdogs on a bun! Let me talk to your manager!"

Then the manager appeared.

"What's wrong?"

"Your employees are incompetent! I recommend you fire them all!"

"No."

"Why not?!"

Then Applebloom & Spike saw Scootaloo screaming at the manager.

"I'll handle this!" Applebloom said.

"WHAT?! YOU CAN'T FIRE THESE GUYS CAUSE IT'LL RUIN YOUR PERFECT RECORD?!!! Well guess what, I'm gonna ruin that face of you...!"

"Oh, please pardon my friend, she's so off putting that no anger management class would take her. Come-on Scoots, let's vamoose."

"Get your hands off me, I'm not done yet!" She yelled as hey passed Ted whom was making sexual jesters to the lady cashier next to him. Then, when they made it out of the supermarket...

"SUPERMARKET!!!!"

Scootaloo
VS.
The Supermarket.

We then cut to Scootaloo's apartment where she's suiting up with her weapons. Croquet mallet & balls, taping sharpened pencils to boxing gloves, then she glued a Christmas elf to a baseball bat.

"You're being extra naughty today! Also, can I finally have some food?"

"Shut-up you weak, pathetic drone! This is what you get for not telling me where Santa's workshop is! He'll get his eventually!"

Then when she was finished gearing-up her arsenal, it was time! She stood right in front of the...

*HONK!* *HONK!*

She then jumped out of the way as a car almost ran her over.

"Jerk!"

Then she pulled out her enemies list & wrote down: The black stallion with red & green mane who owns a corolla. Which was on the same page as: exterminators, midget dentists, soda cans left on the street, Brak & Zorak, the entire city of Los Pegasus, Lake Hylia, and The Pokemon: Leafeon. Then she marched. The security cams showed her on screen.

"Um boss, a lady loaded with weapons is heading to the entrance. What should I do?"

"Are you seriously this much of an idiot? Fight her! That's what guards do when thing get violent! Also, you better not fake it, or else you're fired!"

Then the fat guard approached Scootaloo.

"Hey! drop your weapons!" Then he pulled out a stungun.

"Go ahead, shock me, I'm used to these!"

Then the guard began trembling.

"..."

Then Scootaloo shot a croquet ball at the guard's head, knocking him out. Then she passed by a car that had Gumball Waterson, his siblings, and his dad inside because his mom told them all to go to wait in the car as punishment! Scootaloo was about to enter but then she jumped out of the way because Billy & his dad were trying to find a place to park in order for Billy to buy the frosted golden apple scraps and the jump cause all of her equipment to fall off and get destroyed by Harold's car!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME SAINT NICK?!!!" The elf tied to the baseball cried to the heavens as he prayed for death.

"Drat! I was so looking forward to showing that guy a painful time!"

Then Scootaloo decided to hangout next to Applebloom & Spike's car because she saw them exiting the supermarket through the huge gaping hole Harold's car made.

"There you are you are! Come-on yellow monkey, let's go destroy the supermarket!" Scootaloo said as she took Applebloom's wrist and tried pulling her.

"Um..no."

"What?! Spike, talk some sense into your idiot of a wife!"

5 minutes later we see Scootaloo tied to a streetlight across from the Supermarket's parking lot, then we see the League of Super Evil on their get away vehicle trying to escape Lightning Liz.

"Guess I'll have to get myself free."

Then Scootaloo slipped through the ropes. Then she called Applebloom on her phone.

Meanwhile...

*Bravoman ring tone*

"Hello?"

"Thought you could tie me up till Thursday huh? Nice try!"

"Honey."

"Fine, go help Scoots! Guess I'll be putting all of the groceries away myself." Spike said with an annoyed face.

Later...Applebloom arrived to Scootaloo's apartment.

"You're late!"

"Thanks for being such a good friend & coming to help me Applebloom, you're such a good pal."

"Blah, blah, blah, complain, complain, endless Jewish language!"

"Hey, that's completely rude!"

"Why should I give a crap? All's I care about right now is beating that store manager!"

"We could put up picket signs." AB suggested.

"Yeah, you could walk around looking like your usual stupid self while I sneak in and beat that loser-up!"

Then when they got into Applebloom's car.

"Promise to behave when we get there?"

*pinch!*

"Hey!"

"You treat me like a child, I pinch at you!"

*sigh*

After Applebloom finished her picket sign, she began the protest.

"Fire the incompetent employees they aren't fit to work here!" She chanted.

"Hehehehehehe!" she snickered as she snuck in. She passed by posters saying do not allow on premises! Which were pictures of Her, Dethklok, and Nicole Waterson.

The manager saw Scootaloo on the cameras but he had to stop the protester. So he escaped through the back door with a baseball bat in his hand, while he locked the door to his office. Scootaloo then tried opening the door, but it was locked, so she decided to take a bunch of stuff, put it in a cart, and pushed it very fast until she let go & let the impact of the shopping cart break the door down! Which it did. She entered the office, and saw no-one there, but the backdoor was left wide open.

"He isn't getting away from me!"

but then he heard a thumping sound in the manager's closet.

"Huh?"

"Fire the morons! Fire the morons!" Applebloom chanted, but that's when the manager arrived, and began swinging! "Ah!" Applebloom then ducked.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" Said a guy in the crowd.

"This protest is nonsense!"

"Actually it isn't, those people you hired are really incompetent." Replied another.

"Come-on guys, let's chant with this lady."

"Yeah!" Everyone else agreed.

"FIRE THE MORONS!!!"

That's when someone popped out of the crowd.

"Blank Idea! What is going on here?!"

"Manager Rumble!"

"Excuse me what?" Asked Applebloom.

"Hey Applebloom, I was just back after being interviewed by the health inspector at her office when all of a sudden, a crowd is saying fire the morons? I though I already did fire those morons! Black Idea, was this your doing?"

"I, um..."

"Uh..." Then Blank Idea began inching away, until his back hit something solid.

"Hello." Spike greeted.

"Blank, I thought I fired you & your friends, what are you doing here?"

That's when the fake employees were thrown out while tied-up.

"Hey guys, this bozo stuffed the real employees in the manager's closet the whole time!"

Then Rumble began dialing the cops, Blank tried getting away, but Spike held him down.

Later...

"Thanks guys, I never liked that guy, always trying to act like some sort of assistant manager, that's why he was fired." Rumble explained.

"No problem, annnnnd...you know Rumble, I never got to tell you how much of a good looking guy you were."

"R...really?"

"Wanna go get a burger later after the store closes?"

"Yes, absolutely!"

"It's a date. Hey, yellow chore monkey, drive me home!" Then Spike ties her up to the streetlight across from the Supermarket yet again, but this time wrote a note on her forehead saying pinata, and then Ponyville's baseball team began beating her senseless!