Fluffy (A Psychedelic Fanfiction)

Once upon a time... There was a guy named Westdog01 who used big fonts!

     And, also, there were ponies, unicorns ,and pegasuses!

One day at the fluff factory called FLUFFFF(Four f's!) had an explosion!

"KABOOMM!!!" it yelled madly. "Shut up!" said a random pony from the crowd. "No you shut up!" Said the explosion! "No you!" "YOU!" "YOU!" "YOU!" And all of Equestria could hear!

So, then the fluff-goo scattered all over the place, turning everyone FLUFFY!

"Nuuuuuu!" yelled Discord, from all the way across the world!

Then Fluffified Pinkie Pie® came into your view from out of nowhere and said "Hey, That's What I Said!".

Then Fluffified Twilight Sparkle® said "We should stop the fluffiness!"

But, all of a sudden, the creators of MLP said "HALT! We own MLP! We will make money off of you!".  Then, they took the Mane Six and put them in Walmart® stores*.

"Oh nu!" Said Doctor Whooves. "We must get in the TARDIS!" So, he ran, and ran, and ran, and...

RAN

He finally made it to the TARDIS! He got inside and went to the Walmart® world!

But, then everything went wrong. The MLP Creators took him and sold him at Walmart®!

"Oh goodness." Said the Doctor. "I guess I will call Captain Jac- wait." He paused for a second. "Captain Jack is no longer in my timeline..." He started to think some more. "I know!" He said excitedly. "I will get Amy Pon- AGH!" Something tells me this will take a while. Let's move on to the next person!

And, now... It's time for... DJ PON-3!

Pon-3 was minding her business... WITH HER BASS CANNON!

She was at a club performing at a concert with Deadhors3.

But, then she was all of a sudden inside Walmart®.

"I know what I have to do..." She said. "Get out my bass cannon, and destroy Walmart®, and save my friends!"

"What about me?" Said Deadhor5. Pon-3 stared at him... "I don't know." All of a sudden Deadhors3 was taken away to be sold! "WE WANT MORE MONEY!" Said the MLP Creators.

"Well, you can do nothing." Said Pon-3.

Meanwhile, The Mane Six were stuck inside a box set at Walmart®.

"What are we going to do?" Asked Pinkie Pie? "I was supposed to be at the club today... DJ Pon3 and Deadhor5 were there." They just stared at her. "Wow." said Rainbow Dash. "We are going to die, AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS PARTYING?!" "Yeah, pretty much." said Pinkie.

Buzz Lightyear came in all of a sudden. "Is this the Disney® section?" he asked. "No, this is the Hasbro® section." said Twilight. "Now, how do I know that?" she asked.

Meanwhile, The Doctor finally found a solution! "I will call in Ditzy!" He announced to the air. "Great idea!" said the air.

He got out his phone form the TARDIS, and called Ditzy... AKA Derpy.

Ditzy was inside her house feeding her chickens... If only she had some.

She got the call... "Quickly! IN THE TARDIS!" said the phone. She ran into the TARDIS, and went with Doctor Whooves to go save the Mane Six. Annnnnddd, Deadhor5.

  Meanwhile the Mane Six were in there boxes... ABOUT TO GET BOUGHT!

"I can't wait to play with meh MLP toys!" said Poopy Toddler. "I'm gonna name them FLUFFLES!"

"Oh shoot me..." said Rarity. Out of nowhere a gun was pointed at her. "NO! I don't mean like that!" she quickly exclaimed. The gun moved away slowly.

"I am just glad this set came with animals." said Fluttershy, hugging her fuzzy friends.

"I'm gonna make them hunt the animals, mommy!" said the Poopy Toddler. "Especially Fluttershy! And, in the end, THERE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

Fluttershy gasped! "Oh, the poor animals." Apple Jack looked at her in shock. "ANIMALS?!" Apple exclaimed. "What about us?"

Then Poopy Toddler went on... "I'm going to decapitate their heads, and put them on poles! Then, I'm gonna feed them to Bunny!"

Fluttershy was happy. "Bunny!" But, what they didn't know... Was that bunny was a pitbull.

END OF CHAPTER POO

*Fluffified Ponies® are not available in all Walmart® stores! More than likely, not any!