Fluffy (A Psychedelic Fanfiction)

Lala DerpDerp was an average flaffybaffyfluf. A weird creature that looks like this:

Lala DerpDerp decided to go for a walk. Walking to a toilet.

"This is the best toilet I have ever used!" said Lala.

"I think I should get the readers to know some about me!" the He/She said randomly.

Lala didn't know much about himself/herself. He/she didn't even know if he/she was a boy or a girl!

Lala was abandon. Upset. Innocent.

So innocent, that his/her eyes are so buggy!

But, all of a sudden, Lala DerpDerp exploded into pieces of blood, and gibs, and gore.

Organs were all over the ground. Kidneys where on top of a head.

And, we finally find out that it's a boy!

       Moving on to the actual story...

"Why am I on the ground?" asked Pinkie, weirdly. "I can't move a muscle!"

"Oh no!" said Twilight. "Were turning into Fluffified® ponies!"

"Spoilers..." said River Song. "Wait, what?!" said Apple Jack.

"I am here to save you!" said Prince Charming. "For, I, am Prince Charming!"

Shrek came out and smashed Prince Charming into smoldering remains.

"No your not." said Shrek, in anger.

All of a sudden Shrek exploded. It seems people that don't belong in the story explode... That means!

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR [Insert Sad Music Here]

Meanwhile, The Doctor and Ditzy where on there way to save them!

"We will save them!" said the Doctor. "NOT IF WE HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!" said... you know...

"You will be Exterminated!" said a Dalek.

"No! He will be Deleted!" said a Cyberman.

"EXTERMINATED!" "DELETED!" "EXTERMINATED!" "DELETED!"

"Um... Guys?" said the Doctor. "I wouldn't blink if I were you." a Dalek quickly replied. "We can blink if we want to! Because we are Dalek!"

All of a sudden one by one the Daleks disappeared. And, then the Cybermen.

"I have the stone chisel!" said Ditzy. "Good." replied the Doctor.

"This may take a while...

Meanwhile, again, Spike was cooking up some dinner! "I can't wait to see the look on Twilight's face when she sees that I'm cooking without her permission!" he said.

Then he heard a loud BEEP BEEP BEEP!

"AHH! FIRE!" yelled Spike, as he ran out of the house, watching it burn in the process.

"Phew." he said. Watching his house catch on fire. "Twilight is going to kill me..."

The Doctor finally finished chiseling the Weeping Angels, and went back to his business. Saving the Mane Six.

"Alons-Wait... What do I say now?" he said, setting the coordinates.

A loud whoosh filled the air, as the TARDIS went hurling through the space time continuum.

The Mane Six had been waiting for whoever to save them. Now, they were turning into toys, and more than likely to be eaten by Bunny.

"Bunny is hungry." said Poopy Toddler. "I think I should feed him..." She let out a large demonic sounding laugh. Coming from a baby...

Then she heard a wooooshhhhhh. And, then the Mane Six was taken into the TARDIS, leaving Poopy Toddler crying.

"Thank you for saving us." said Fluttershy, thankfully. "Yeah, we would've been doggy rabbit food, if it weren't for you." said Apple Jack.

The TARDIS pulled over. "Did you say doggy rabbits?" asked the Doctor. "It's not an alien." said Twilight. "It's just a dog named Bunny."

"Ooooh." said the Doctor.

The TARDIS finally came to a stop. Twilight stepped out, looked at it, went back in, walked around it, and finally said: "It is a dimensional transcendentalism using force to shape shift, thus making it have disambiguation." The Doctor stared in amazement. "That is a first... The very first." said the Doctor, surprised.

Meanwhile, Dj Pon3 still thought that the Mane Six was captured. She had spent days, and days of searching, and eventually gave up. End of her  story...

Spike was still scared that Twilight would have her head.

Then, he snapped his finger for the fun of it. It caused him to be in another dimension. Filled with wacky things.

Ben 10 walked by. "Hi." he said drifting away. "Momacita Lopita...Derp" said a Random pony drifting through space.

"Weird..." said Spike, snapping his fingers. It made him go back to normal.

"I, have, a, SUPER POWER!" he said, excitedly.

He took a moment to think up of a name. "I GOT IT!" said Spike. "DIMENSIONAL MAN!"

Spike snapped his fingers. Nothing happened. "Aw..."

Twilight finally got back. Spike was in TROUBLE. Moving on to the FLUFFFF organization. In teh next chaptuh. HUEHUEHEHEUHEUEHUHEUEH!

END OF CHAPTER DOO