Don't Take This Fic Seriously

"Please, can you play?"

"I'll give you ten bits!" (Of course, lie.)

Bob The Unicorn and Screwball were almost literally (okay, not really) tearing Siverel apart.

"I told you, I don't wanna play!", Siverel kept responding.

"We will stop asking you!", offered Bob.

Siverel really didn't want to, because it would mess up his love life.

"OK!!", Siverel said finally. "Only on one condition, no kissing."

"Sure!", Screwball said.

And as Siverel walked away from his two friends known as Bob and Screwball, he sensed forbidding dread..

---

"Truth or dare, Siv?", asked Bob.

"Truth.", Siv said boldly.

"Do you like me?"

At this question Siv almost fell over, good thing he had four hooves and wings. He also realized how 6th grade this was... wonder why.

"W-what?", Siv stuttered.

"Do you like me? Geez, I don't like this game either, but there is only one way to find out. If you don't answer, you'll wake up covered in feathers

and dung.", Bob repeated.

Siverel opened his eyes wide in fear.

"Y-y-yes.....", Siv whimpered. Mainly because of the dung threat than the embarrasment.

At this, Bob buckled.

"Tod, Screwy?", said Siv uneasily.

"Dare!"

"I dare you to say truth next turn.", Siv smiled smugly.

"Ok, Tod, Bob?", Screwball asked.

"Dare."

Screwy took a serious face. "You, Siv, closet, 7 minutes."

"WHAT?!?", Siv cried.

They were both blushing furiously.

Only to be shoved in a closet.

Siv sighed. "GG, life... good game."

...

...

Bob spoke up. "This is awkward.."

Screwy facepalmed at how stupid Rose sounded.

The next day...

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Siverel did the usual Monday to Friday routine. And by 'Monday To Friday' we don't mean 'Faust-Damned'. The only thing that wasn't normal is the

fact that Diamond Tiara isn't bullying him. He would also get emotional and blush every time he was close to Bob. Yeah, real subtle.

Then the world slapped him and said, "Welcome to the new normal!".

Siv then got to the point where he experienced affections for Bob.

On weekends they would either go out or stay at Siv's shack and play games. The former was much less often.

His relationship with Bob was growing quickly..

And quite unstable.

'This is the new normal... Dang, normal is cliche,' Siv thought.

---

Siv and Bob were looking for a lost pin.

"Might as well try to scratch your back.", said a half-hearted Siverel. "What's going on about this pin anyways?"

"If I had an idea, it would be off course.", replied Bob.

"I'm as confused as a.... what is something that is very confused?", muttered Siverel.

Bob caught a tiny glimpse of a pin.

"Is that the pin?", asked Bob.

"Probably not."

"Want a bet?"

"No thank you."

No went and picked up the pin. She growled in frustration.

"Wrong one.", she grumbled. "I'm close to quitting right now."

"Yeah-no dip."

"Let's look in the Plaza.", Siverel said.

In the Plaza, they found a pedestal without a statue. The Ponyville decoration team is kinda run by idiots (no offense). There sat a pin.

"This one better be ri- I quit!'

Siv sighed and soon enough found the pin in a Bush near a bench.

"How awkwardly convenient. Wait, why are we looking for a pin again?"

---

It's been 10 months, and Siverel bonded with Bob a lot. Also, that day was Hearts and Hooves day. Siverel's birthday was 8 months ago. (Bob got

him a journal). Siverel was now 13. Today you could see just about 20 thousand couples hanging out. For example: Buttonmash and Sweetie Belle,

Screwball and Mothball wait WHAT?! [See the "Bride Of Discord series which can be found here]

When Siverel finished doing chores, he waited until 11:45 and went to the rendezvous area.

Bob was in a hurry.

It was 11:55 and she was supposed to meet Siverel at the rendezvous area. She was lagging behind with chores and lunch.

When she finally got there, an impatient and anxious Siverel was sitting on a bench.

When Siverel got to the rendezvous area, Bob was not there.

10 Minutes Later

Bob emerged from the mass of trees.

"There you are!", Siverel exclaimed.

"Sorry I'm late.", Bob breathed.

"It's fine.", Siverel said.

"So why am I here?"

"I got you a present! For the convenient holiday!"

Bob gasped. "What is it? And I won't marry you as of now."

Siverel parted a bush nearby whilst attempting to cover a blush and retreived a box. He brushed the dust off and gave it to Bob.

"It's been a while that I hid this here. I forgot why, maybe I needed an ani-boredom box. Anyway, heard you like reading."

Bob opened it and she beamed.

...

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"

It was about full of fiction novels and currently famous books. Even stories from another dimension (wait what) were in there.

"It was no problem, really. It's just some books from my home library."

"Thank you!" Bob tackle-hugged Siverel and they both fell down. Then Bob did something she never did before. She pecked Siverel on the cheek and his face became red.

When Bob got off of of him, Siverel chuckled lightly in a stereotypically charming tone and said, "You're welcome."