Don't Take This Fic Seriously
Chapter 2-- Get Me To The Money AND The Choppah!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterSiverel checked his cupboard.
'Almost out of food...', Siv thought.
He then checked his jar of bits.
"EMPTY?!", Siverel screamed.
Why did he not notice this? He knew that he and Bob went out yesterday... Maybe he just forgot about his lack of bits.
A random chunk of music just played in his head. He was used to this now.
'What to do.. what to do?'
He decided to make a business.
"Almost foolproof!", Siverel exclaimed.
He went to his cabinet and got to work.
Hoo boy, this will be a slightly long arc.
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Siverel was going through a lot of work.
He recently went to welding school, and welding was tough work. For some reason. Us non-wielders will never understand 'hard work'.
He had to weld approximately 256 peices and sheets of metal and move 829 bricks, used about 21 full buckets of paint, and push 8 shelves in there, he managed to do it all alone, also.
Then there is shoveling up grass and replacing it with a floor. It took 2 spades to do that. (One broke.)
Finally, stuff to sell.
Sighing, he pulled a wagon from behind him.
It was full of non-fictions and old fanfictions that he bought earlier in his life.
This is when he could use some magic.
He set off to Bob's house and asked her to come over.
When they got back to the shop, Siv told her what to do.
Bob got the job done in 25 minutes, with help from Siverel.
It was done.
...
...
Was it?
...
Yeah.
"IT'S FINALLY DONE!", Siverel screamed.
"WOOO!"
It was a party of two that lasted 6 seconds.
He noticed his flank.
"Oh, a side affect."
It was his cutie mark.
The cutie mark was 2 plates of metal being welded by an arc welder.
"A side affect?", Bob suggested.
"Maybe.", Siverel said.
"What now?"
"...we work?"
..
"...Yeah."
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Siverel sighed.
'Best birthday ever'
He was 'celebrating' his 16th birthday by lying on a hammock near his house.
He is now an expert welder, and passed his flying test. Nopony else was in the Caerul mansion. Over the past 3 years, Siv and Rose became rich.
Siverel's brothers have moved to Ponyville, and Siverel needed more room in the house, so they worked together with the Ponyville construction team and built a mansion that contains 8 rooms. His brothers were named Sunreset and Slash. Sunreset is a former bandit (what's up with that?), and Slash is a royal guard, but Slash also works at the library. Slash and Rose would be in charge of the library if Siverel was on breaks.
Siverel was now popular at Platinum Plate High School, and people have raised rumors about him and Rose.
Siverel has also grown a flair for music, since he spends his free time in his dorm, listening to currents and classics, and very currents and oldies.
Siverel has also become good friends with Button Mash, a game-o-holic that Siv met on Hearts And Hooves day (ah, memories) and plays video games all Saturday.
He started a Youtube channel not long ago, and started to get 2 views every 5 seconds once he posted some guitar covers and Minecraft gameplays.
Now, he is lying on a hammock, listening to songs. Particuarly strangely popular one about an old myth named "Discord."
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The 3 brothers were flying as fast as they could.
Siv just got a call from Rose, telling him he needs to go help them work . So, he is now working with everypony else at the library.
Once they were done rounding up books, they started delivering, and once they were done with that, they met outside the library and closed it.
A strange and cliche voice spoke. "Siverel.."
Siverel took notice. "Please tell me I'm not the only one hearing that."
Sunreset also took notice. "You're not."
"Oh."
"I need you Siverel. Only you are competant."
"Who are you? And, I HATE THIS CLICHE!"
Slash decided to join the convo. "Should you be asking that?"
"Shadup, I want to know."
The voice sighed. (...) "You will find out in [unknown timeline found]"
Rose pointed out the flaw, because of her reading instincts. "Plot hole!"
"Hey!"
"What? I was just sayin'."
"Nothing. Anyways... Siverel, a, cough, villain is tearing through different dimensions, terrorizing, bla bla bla, killing, bla bla.
Slash looked confused. "I thought you were wise. If you are talking to us now, then why do you act like a 11 year old?"
"I was wise enough to communicate you from another dimension."
Sunreset spoke for his brother. "Aye."
Siverel coughed quite loudly to clear it up and said, "So, I would like to know, who is this villain?"
"He calls himself 'Weaponry' or 'Arsenal' or 'Armory'. Mailnly he has a crap ton of powers."
"Faust-dang! That must be really bad!"
"Good thing there's a full moon."
"WAIT, WHAT?"
"Not THAT kind of moon!"
Rose blushed. Her and her weak mind. "Oh."
"Wait a second, that could only mean--"
ZAP!
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