Don't Take This Fic Seriously

"WHAT IN THE GREAT MANE OF CELESTIA?! Oh, and proof of humans!"

They were all sitting on the grass, as humans.

"Nononononono!" Slash exclaimed.

"Why didn't you tell us we would go to the human world?!" Siverel said, outraged.

"Well, I live here."

The 4 looke up and saw a bored looking 14-year-old, looking at them. He had a decent red short sleeve shirt, and was wearing jeans.

"Well I would guess you will lean who I am right now." he said.. "I'm Dylan. You can call me Dodo." (Hahatrolledselfinsert)

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The four were walking behind Dodo ashe led them down a flight of stairs.

"Hey, is there magic in this demension?" Rose asked.

"Well, yeah." Dodo replied. "There is teleporting, levitating, flying bla bla bla, etcetera."

"Well why aren't you teleporting us instead of leading us down 9 million stairs?" Rose said angrily.

"You know, you are a lot like your creator. Smart-aleky." He said back. "I am a student of chaos, not a master. Oh, did I mention Discord is in this world?"

"DISCORD?!" The four cried.

"He tought me magic." Dodo said, rolling his eyes. "I can only teleport 1 person."

"Then teleport us one by one!" Rose said back.

"Oh right, I am stupid." Dodo said to himself. "Ok, here goes!"

[Time warp]

"Ok, here we are!"

They all looked around the room. It was blank, had nothing in it, and was as dull as a rock.

"Ok, what do we do?" Slash asked.

"Well, you harness your powers!" Dodo said. "Slash has nothing but swordskill, Siv and Sun can change forms, and Rose can use wormholes! Questions?"

Rose rose her hand (lolwut).

"Yes?"

"How do you know this?"

"....I'm the author."

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"So, how do I do this?"

Rose was asking how to teleport, and Dodo did respond.

"Ok, have you ever red the 6th book in the Harry Potter series? Or whatever the pony equivalent is?" He asked.

"Hoovie Potter? Yeah." She said.

"Do you remember the part when they had to learn how to Apparate?"

"Yeeah?"

"Do you remember the three D's-" Dodo was interrupted by Rose giggling. "UGH, not that kind of D. I mean destination, desperation, Danish cookies or whatever it is."

"Okay."

"Alright, focus on a cornor of a room, then keep that destination in your head, then focus on the say-so relative coordinates. So, that corner there would be about r20 y0 x9 from you I guess."

"Actuall, it's r-"

"Yeah just think about that. Then move your hands toward your destination, relas your mind but let your body become tense. Once that is done, think of nothing but that spot. You must clear your mind to avoid appearing in a book. Got that?"

"Sorry, I was focusing too hard I couldn't hear you."

"Yes, that's good"

As Rose concentrated, she suddenly felt that she was becoming nothing. Her mind was full of nothing but that blank corner of the room, and as her body was gone there, her body appeard in the corner.

"Well it worked."

Rose was standing in the corner, shocked."

"How did that happen?" She asked.

"Well, Parts of your body become light and hop to that destination. The nerves are still controlled by your mind, so you don't die. You just freeze

for a little.Then, all of the light turns back into pieces of your body and BAM you teleported. You will learn how to create wormholes later. You are dismissed."

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Siverel was in the waiting room, training with Slash. They were sparring, but sparring was nothing compared to what will happen later.

Time warp to skip time

"Siv, you're next," Dodo called.

Siv stopped sparring with Slash and my brothers said 'good luck'. When we got into the room, I found that it was empty.

"Transforming is like making a patronus," Dodo said.

"A partoleum what?" Siverel said.

"Just think of really happy thoughts."

Siv thought of 6 years ago when Rose confessed her affections after he did. The very thought of it made him smile.

"Ok," he started. "now you-- WHAT?!"

Siv opened my eyes and saw that I was emitting a faint, yellow aura. He looked up and saw that the highlighs in his hair were yellow. He also felt lighter.

"I look awesome!" Siv said. "And feel awesome, to!"

"Nobody has ever transformed that fast!" Dodo said. "Ok, try jumping and running!"

Siv started running around the room. I think I ran 10 laps every 3 seconds. What? He stopped and walked to the middle in 0.5 seconds. He tried jumping, and Siv floated into the air and hovered for about 2 seconds, and dropped. What?

"These effects are normal" he said. WHAT?!

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(I am a bit lazy at the moment, so I am going to have to keep this in my POV)

-Dodo's POV-

"Fresh air," Sun said as I teleported us all to the surface.

"Stop complainin'," Slash said. He was carrying his 9001 pound cube of metal that can transform into a sword that is as big as the buster sword.

"Seriously, how do you not have biceps," I said. "Oh wait. I created you and I can do this."

As I was walking, I bumped into a pony- sorry, human, with brown hair and blue skin with strange black spots.

"Wait, you are Angel's OC!" I said.

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-Flashback's POV-

No idea how to put this- the random guy knew me.I don't know him, but he knew me.

He shrugged and said, "I'm friends with your creator."

I smirked. "You're friends with God?"

He rolled his eyes. "My name is Dylan, or Dodo, and I created Siv, Slash, and Sunder here."

I stared at him. "How?"

He stopped talking for a while. he looked pretty deep in thought. Finally, he said, "I wish it were simple, but sometimes things must be more complex then a couch from IKEA."

"Or more complex than a cat photo," somebody said. I assumed he was Slash, who would be that that tall and be named 'Mouse'.

Dodo looked as he was going to explode because of happiness. He saw me and said, "Sorry, I'm bipolar sometimes."

"Ha, really? How can you be bipolar sometimes?" I said.