Derped Love

      "This is a story about a mare who fell in love with.."

    "What are you doing?"

       "I am telling the story about you fell in love with the doctor."

        "Why?'

         "Well because...."

          " You have no idea why?  I guess I'll just tell it myself, but first we will have to send you back to wherever you came from."

         "Why!? there really is no reason to and uh................... *stomach rumbles*"

    "You sound really hungry, how about you go get something to eat."

    "Thanks but I will be back to listen to the parts that I probably weren't there for."

     "Ok, make sure you bring something back!"

      "Alrighty then let me think...... Oh yeah! Hee hee I almost forgot what we I as going to talk about."

        "This might be a very long story to tell and some things may be either forgotten or.......................... I don't know?"