
The Elegance of Morons
As brand-new rulers of Equestria, Celestia and Luna engage in trivial disputes that turn out poorly for at least one of them.
When Celestia was a teenager, her omnipotent parents finally gave her the keys to her own kingdom. However, she was forced to take Luna with her, an annoying brat of a sister who wouldn’t shut up about the stupid moon. And for pony’s sake, Celestia was running a country—she didn’t need Discord and his smelly pets to babysit her.
However, when diplomatic affairs turn romantic, she may (or may not) realize just how far in she is over her head.
Involves canon up to and including season 3 of MLP:FiM.




29154 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
7 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: Royalty 2015-02-07 18:43:05 UTC4368
- Chapter 2: Curiosity 2015-03-01 04:13:36 UTC3814
- Chapter 3: Blindness 2015-04-12 20:21:39 UTC4736
- Chapter 4: Dafter 2015-05-23 02:41:47 UTC4705
- Chapter 5: Earnesty 2015-06-23 02:18:35 UTC3867
- Chapter 6: Tragic 2015-08-16 20:37:39 UTC5717
- Epilogue 2015-08-16 20:48:15 UTC1947