Paulo Guina's Revenge on Equestria

by Paulo Guina

An Unexpected Hollow

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Derpy was worried about her friend, Golden Harvest. Golden said to her that she was going to the Everfree Forest at night, to harvest some golden carrots. Derpy was worried because she didn't saw Golden all the day, and she then began searching for her at Everfree Forest.

Derpy entered the forest, with a little fear. She found Golden Harvest unconsious, on the ground.

"Golden, wake up! It's day!" Derpy cried.

Golden woke up, but said nothing. Derpy saw that her left rearhoof had twisted, then she carried her to the hospital. Golden was with a dead expression, and wide eyes.

At the hospital, the Doctor Horse and the Nurse Snowheart took Golden into a room and dressed her in patient clothes.The Doctor wrapped her left rearhoof with bandage, and spoke:

"You need to stay in the hospital for 20 days, then you will be cured," the Doctor said, without knowing about the OCO. "You don't need to do this face, your hoof just twisted. You look traumatized or something... anyways, it's better if you dont adventure yourself at the Everfree Forest alone again."

"Doctor," said Nurse Snowheart. "I think she is not traumatized because of her hoof."

"What do you mean?"

"While I was dressing her, I saw something at her flank, a kind of mark, but not a cutie mark, it was a mark of a... hand..."

"A hand?" Doctor Horse said, while raising the clothes near the patient's flank.

"Yes, and it's not only that. I noticed that the patient has a hollow at her anus. This confirms that she was raped in the Everfree by some animal."

"No, there's no animal in the Everfree that rapes ponies. Somepony raped her in the Everfree, but who?" the Doctor leave the room to talk with Derpy.

"You, Derpy Hooves, right?"

"Yes..." replied Derpy, worried.

"Whell, looks like your friend was raped in the Everfree Forest by somepony. It's better if you tell that to Princess Twilight Sparkle, she may arrest this rapist."

"Oh no... and what about her hoof?"

"Her hoof will be okay in 20 days."

"Ok, thank you doctor, I am going to the Princess right now."

Derpy went to the castle, searching for the Princess.


Guina woke up, and came down from the tree.

"Time to explore this village," Guina thought.

He walked into the village. He saw ponies everywhere, looking at him. These ponies aren't normal, they had big eyes and head, and some had wings or horns. He remembered last night that he raped one of these ponies, but he was not afraid of them.

A pony with a butter colored fur and a pink mane appreached him, slowly. He stopped in front of her.

"Wow, I never seen a monkey like you in all my life!" she said to him.

Paulo widened his eyes and jumpscared, but he didn't screamed.
"Hmm, so these ponies can speak? Weird... and they speak english... I know some english, but not fluently. I think I should talk with them..." he thought.

"Ai am Paulo Guina, uo are yuo?" he spoke to her, with an horrible english.

"Y-You can tal- talk...?!" the pony said, slowly going back, with a scared and shy face.

"Damn, I will never speak English again," he thought, with a grimace.

"Eae bundona, gatinha, tá afim de... trabalhar?" Guina said, looking directly at the pony's eyes.

The pony ran away, and the other ponies locked themselves in their houses. Guina was alone. He kept walking into the city, to the crystal castle.

He encoutered another pony. A purple one, with bot wings and horn.


Twilight Sparkle looked at the Human. She never saw one in Equestria.

"Oh my goddess! A human!" she said, a little excited.

The human asked something, but she didn't understand what he was saying.

"Time to test my language spell," she thought, doing the spell.

Now she can understand what he was saying:

"Dá o cu pra mim, não é? (Give the asshole to me, don't you?)"

Twilight blushed.

"What?" she said. "Is that how you say "Hi" where you came from?"

Guina was understanding everything she said.

"How I can understand you? Looks like now I am speaking fluently English and you are speaking fluently Portuguese!" Guina said, looking confuse.

"I used an spell of understanding languages, so you know can talk to every creature that think. And what is English and Portuguese?" Twilight replied.

"English is the language you speak, and Portuguese is the language I speak," Guina replied, with a face that says 'its the most obvious thing in the world'.

"Anyway," said Twilight, clearing her throat. "My name is Twilight Sparkle. Who are you?"

Guina was about to laugh, but he hold himself and replied:

"My name is Paulo Guina"

"Nice to meet you, Paulo Guin- WHAT THE HAY IS THIS?" said Tiwlight, surprised with the size of Guinas' penis.

"What?"

"Your... is huge... Uh, nevermind! So, where you came from?"

"I come from Brazil."

"Brazil? Where is this?"

"It's a country from another dimension."

"Oh, so I think you don't have a house here, in Equestria. Well, you can stay in my home while I search for a spell to bring you to your home!"

"Okay, I will follow you to your home."

Guina followed Twilight Sparkle to the castle. He noticed that everypony was looking to him, but he didn't mind about that.

"Your home is the castle?" he said, raising an eyebrow. Twilight blushed, and spoke:

"Well, yes. But I dont like to say that to everypony I meet."

"Everypony?" Guina thought.

"So, Paol-o... uh, Pauol, you can stay live here for a while. I will ask for Spike to find an room to you," said Twilight, cheerfully.

"Spike?"

"Yes, he is a baby dragon. Do you want to enter?"

"I want to explore the town first."

"Okay, feel free to come in when you want!" she said smiling.

She went in, and quickly called Spike.

"Spike!" Twilight yelled.

"What is it Twilight?" Spike said, while coming down the stairs.

"We have a new guest. He is a human."

"A human? In this dimension?"

"Yes, and I want you to look for a room for him."

"Okay..."


"It's time to leave some OCOs," Guina thought, with a malicious grin on his face.

He was near the Everfree forest, he found a stallion alone. His fur was white, and he was with a golden armor. Guina walked to him while he was speaking.

"Eae bundão, gatinho, ta afim de... trabalhar? (So, big ass, handsome, are you up to... work?)"

The guard looked into him, and spoke:

"Who are you? Stopped!"

Guina activated his magic, and the guard that was looking to him become hypnotized.

"Dexa um OCO no seu rabo. (Leave a hollow at your asshole)"

The guard didn't resist the delícia. Guina grabbed him and leave the OCO inside him.

All the other ponies can hear on the other side of the city was the screams of pleasure coming from the guard.

"AAI, AAAI, AA-AI! QUE DELÍCIA CARA! Porra, que delícia cara...!" yelled the guard, while biting his tongue and closing his eyes at the end.
The guard was now an empty shell: an living statue, with nothing but an enormous OCO inside him.


Author's Note

Any errors or bad gramatic please tell me. If you are not understanding this fanfiction, search for Pai de Família on Know Your Meme.

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