Paulo Guina's Revenge on Equestria

by Paulo Guina

The Black Crystal of Tinhoso

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Author's Note

This is my first fanfiction and I am not fluently on English, so don't be rage if my text have some errors. If you are not a Brazillian and you don't know anything about Pai de Família, you will not understand somethings about this fanfiction. OCO means hollow.


The Black Crystal of Tinhoso

Paulo Guina was weak and powerless. Since his painting got burned down by someone investigating the camp, Paulo no longer has the power of OCO. He was feeling hatred, angry and humiliated. He got out of the camp, and did his way to a local library of the city.

He knew that magic does exist, he used magic to leave OCOs at people's ass. He started searching books about magic and magic objects.
He saw a purple book, with the title "Magic Crystals Used by Tupi-Guaranis Tribes". Curious, Paulo opened the book and started learning it.

""White Crystal of Jaci... Yellow Crystal of Guarani... Pink Crystal of Rudá..." These crystals aren't of black magic that I can use. Damn it," said Guina, disappointed. "Hm? "Black Crystal of Tinhoso, used in black magic to kill the Portuguese invaders on the 16th century." Hm, maybe this I can use. "This crystal was used in the 16th to 18th century to kill portugueses that wanted to capture the natives and turn them into slaves. This crystal is the most rare of South America, and can only be found in the state of Acre. Some Portuguese settlers said they have witnessed the natives using this crystal to open a portal to another place, and then entering in. The Crystal of Tinhoso can be found in the Cavern of Macho, near the Tupi-Guarani Temple." I should find this crystal and get my powers back. I just need to ask at station Ipiranga when the bus to Acre leave."

Guina took a taxi to station Ipiranga. After 10 minutes, the taxi arrived in the gas station. A man using uniform, probably a worker of Ipiranga, approached it looked to Guina.

"You came ask questions, right?" said the uniform guy.

"How you know?" replied Guina, confuse.

"We, of Posto Ipiranga, know when someone came to ask questions. What's your question, naked guy?"

"I want to know when the bus to Acre leave the bus station."

"The next bus to Acre leave at 16:30. It's better you get hurry there, it's 16:15 now," the uniform guy spoke to him.

The taxi went away of the station Ipiranga and started to go to the bus station. The bus was still there - almost leaving.
Guina Quickly entered the bus, without paying the taxi or buying the bus tickets.

When the bus arrived in Acre, after 5 hours of travel, Paulo Guina went to the cafe of the bus station, and ate some snacks. However, he didn't paid, so he needed to do the washing up. After that, he took a taxi.

"To the Tupi-Guarani Temple. Now," ordered Guina to the taxi driver.


"Why nopony eat my carrots? What's the problem with them?" thought Golden Harvest, angry, walking to the Everfree Forest. "That will end tomorrow. I am going to Everfree Forest to get the golden carrot, then I will plant it and everypony will like it. They will buy my carrots more than apples."

She was in the Everfree Forest, searching for the golden carrots, at night. Golden Harvest found wild golden carrots, and was ready to harvest it, but she was interrupted by a black and green light, near a tree behind her. She looked at the lights, it was making some kind of a circle. But that was not the worst thing, the worst thing was what has inside it, coming out. It was a biped creature, like a monkey, but more erect. The creature was furry, like a bear, with black hair and beard and a 1 meter long third leg.

The monkey-like creature approached her, and asked something. But it was not on her language, so she didn't understand. Golden Harvest started to run, but the root of the trees made her fall into the ground. The creature was approaching, and Golden Harvest could not run anymore - her left rearhoof had twisted, and she was crying in pain. The creature said something, and then it grabbed her. Golden Harvest wanted to scream, but she didn't resist the power of delícia, and got an OCO in her flank.

She was now an empty shell: a living statue, with nothing but only the OCO inside her. She fell unconsious, and the creature went away.


Paulo Guina was tired after the OCO at the equine-like creature, and started to explore this new world. He was trying to get out of the forest, and he did it. Paulo found a village, with houses made of straw and wood, and a castle made of crystal. He was too much tired, and decided to explore this village tomorrow. Guina climbed a tree inside the forest and fell asleep there.

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