The Harmony Theft

I was taken to a room where there was a bed. I laid down on it, it wasn't that bad. It was really comfy. I closed my eyes and waited for sleep to take me. Wasn't gonna happen. The room got hot so I got up to open the window. I opened my eyes and sat u...cave... I was in a cave... I stood up. No...not any cave...Gordon Mines! I looked around. Yep...this was the layout for the Twilight Princess one. The magnetic crystal was on the walls and ceiling as well. Instantly the music for it started playing in my head. Now...I was in the zone. I started walking around. A Fire Toadpoli came up out of the lava below. No problem. I just shield bashed the molten rock it spat at me back at it. Easy as hell. I came to the trouble a the crystal. I didn't have the Iron Boots to get across it. The jump was too far. I guess this is where wisdom comes in. "What to do...?" I got nothing. I sighed and sat down. "Wait..." Luna said this was in my mind... I closed my eyes and thought of the Iron boots. I opened them and..."Ha Ha!" I was wearing them! I went to take a step. "Holy shit these are heavy..." I couldn't wait till I was on the magnetic crystals. That was gonna be fun. I closed my eyes and imagined myself walking with ease. I started to walk after I opened them. Well...it wasn't with ease...but it was like Link would. I walked up the wall via magnetic crystals and across the ceiling and to the other side. I took them off and set them down. I could imagine them back when I needed them. I walked through to thee next room and a bright light flashed and blinded me, then it stopped. Like to this day I haven't seen anything like it. Usually, it fades away. But it was there one second, and gone the next.

I felt myself being pulled up. I took a deep breath, and water invaded my lungs. I panicked and looked around. I was under water. I was freaking out. I didn't know what to do. Seaweed tickled my legs as I looked around in the underwater cave I was in. I saw a Bari, and a Shell Blade. I was still panicking. I was running out of air. 'This place looks a lot like... It is!' This was the entrance to the lake bed temple. I closed my eyes and thought of the Zora Armor. I opened my eyes and pulled the strip of navy cloth over my mouth and nose. Just like in the game, the cloth filtered the oxygen out of the water. It worked. I had the Zora Armor. The Lake Bed Temple music filled my ears. I swam past the Bari and the Shell Blade and made my way up to the Temple. When I surfaced, The flash of light came and went again. I was standing facing...no...please no...GOD DAMN! It was Stallord, the boss from Arbiter's Grounds. This boss was the most annoying boss EVER! The stupid Staltroops were annoying as dicks! Zant plundged the Scimitar of Twilight into Stallord and vanished. It rose in front of me. "Shit...on...my...dick..."

The Stallord boss music started playing and I closed my eyes, Imagined the Hero's tunic back on, the Spinner, and opened my eyes again. I hopped on it and ran it along the Spinner Track and circled the sand pit it was in. Blade Traps were closing in on me, just needed a little more speed... The Blade Trap got too close to me and I hopped off the track and guided my way to Stallord's spine. As soon as I got up to it, I used the Spinner's attack and destroyed a part of its spine, bounced off it, and attached back to the Spinner Track. Now for the part that PISSED me off. Stallord screamed and some Staltroops rose from the ground. This Twilit Fossil was not going to make me rage, not this time. "FUCK YA STUPID UNDEAD FUCKS!" I gained speed and hopped off the track again. I guided myself to the... I hit a Staltroop and bounced off it and back to the track. I started to get angry. I tried it again. I gained speed and hopped off the Spinner Track and dodged the Staltroops. I made my way to Stallord's spine, but last second, some Staltroops popped up and stopped me. I bounced of it, but also destroyed it by using the Spinner's attack. I got back to the track and repeated the process until I broke another part of the spine. One more to go. More Staltroops rose from the ground. Now I'm not going to go into detail, but after about 20 tries, I got to the spine and destroyed it. The sand lowered down a couple stories and the middle column rose. I was at the bottom with the head. I started panting from exhaustion. "Get...the...fuck...back...u...up..." Its eyes glowed once again and its head rose and flew around the column. "L...let's...do this..."

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"That is so AWESOME!" Rainbow Dash said, looking at the images above Ryan. Twilight cast a spell so they could see what was going on. Fluttershy was cowered in a corner, eeping every time the thing screamed. Twilight watched silent as Ryan summoned...something. It looked like a toy top, but much bigger. She watched in astonishment as he jumped onto it and attached to the track and spun around it and high speeds. "COOL! DO YOU SEE HOW FAST HE IS GOING?!" Dash said. "That's about as fast as I fly!" She became nervous as it breathed a dark fire at him. Luckily he wasn't hurt. She, and everyone else cheered as he killed it and the pit emptied its sandy contents. They all gasped as the things eyes glowed red and its head floated up and flew around the column. What ever that thing shoved into its skull, must of been an item of high magical power.

"Come on Ryan," Twilight said. "You can do this."

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I hopped onto the Spinner track and made my way up to the top. Just like in the game, Stallord's head intercepted my path. I jumped from the column, to the wall, and then back again until I hit his head and we both fell to the ground. I took my sword out and slashed and hacked at the Scimitar of Twilight. I repeated this three more times until the Scimitar of Twilight shattered and Stallord died. "Suck...suck it..." I was so tired. I fell to the ground as the flash came once again.