The Harmony Theft

If nopony heard us, then they are deaf. Holy hell does she moan! I'm gonna leave out most of the details, this isn't a pornographic piece, but damn that was hot! 10 out of 10 would bang again. I need a good nap after that. God that was amazing. She moaned so loud when we both came at the same time. Damn that was good. Moving on, I woke up and got out of bed. She woke up as well and let out a little yelp when she got on the floor and immediately used her wings instead.

"Well," She said. "You should did a good job."

"You said you didn't want to be able to walk, so I did just that." She giggled. I made my way to Chrysalis "Hey Chrysie!" She sighed.

"You two okay?"

"Ummm...yeah, why?"

"It sounded like you two were being murdered slowly last night." I felt my face get red.

"Heh...about that..."

"I need you to take one more amulet. It lies in ponyvile once more. Rarity has it, and I know you are found of her."

"Yeah, I know her." I said. "We talked last night at the party before and after I stole that other amulet."

"Good, you need to get going."

"Okay I'll get a move on." I kissed Blue goodbye and flew to Raritys place. I knocked on the door she opened it and almost fainted. "Hey Rare." I smiled.

"H-hi White!" She said.

"May I come in?"

"YES!!!!!" She screamed. "I-I mean... Yes. Please, come in. Twilight and Spike-"

'UGGGGGG!'

"-are here." I took a step in and she closed the door behind me.

"Why is Twilight here?"

"She needs a dress, well, Me, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Applejack, her, and Pinkie all need one, for the Grand Galloping Gala tonight."

"Oh."

"Only if..." She lit up. "I have an idea! Follow me!" She grabbed me by the hoof and pulled me into a room with Twilight and Spike. She pulled out a measure and started measuring me.

"Ummm... Rare, what are you doing?" I asked.

"Twilight," Rarity said. "Ask princess Celestia if she can get a ticket for White."

"Ummm..." I said again.

"I need to know your measurements so I can made you something for the Gala."

"Okay Spike," Twilight said. "Get some paper and get ready." She started saying and Spike started writing. He sent it up into flames and a couple seconds later he burped up another note. Twilight opened it. "He has one now. He just needs a suit."

'Shit...' I'm not a fancy person, but I'd have to do it apparently.

"Do you have it?" Twilight asked Rarity.

"I'll be wearing it with my dress." She levitated up the amulet.

'Shit, now I have no choice.' I needed to make her take it off at some point and have her give it to me to hold onto. I'd then have to make haste and leave and get it back to Chrysalis. I'd also have to map out an escape plan, the guards would be chasing me. I'd be wise to know how to lose them. She finished up and made off to a table and started drawing something. She levitated it to me to see. It was a suit.

"Like it?" She asked. "I'm going to be making it for you."

"Yeah," I said. "Looks awesome. I'll be back later to pick it up."

"Okay, come back here around sun setting time."

"Sure thing." I flew off back to Chrysalis to tell her the plan.

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My mind was blown when I saw it. It was a black suit jacket with a red tie. The stitching was incredible! She had done such a good job on it. The suit jacket was a black, and the under shirt was cream, so it didn't look just like my coat color. The golden cufflinks where a gold like material in casing small blue gems. And the pants were the same black color. It all looked so good! And she had just did it in a couple of hours! "Holy!" I said. "Rare, this is amazing!"

"You like it?"

"No! Never!" I said. she looked hurt. "I LOVE it!" She shot up.

"Good, I'm glad. Put it on, I want to see how it looks on you." I did as she said. I have to admit, I didn't look bad. Handsome almost. "Look look so handsome in that you know."

"Thanks Rare." I said. I unfolded my wings. They could move as easily as they did without the suit. Good, I needed to be as fast as I could when running away from the guards. I looked at Canterlot while I was waiting. I found a cave system in one of the mountains and memorized the lay out. I knew it forwards and backwards. This was almost like a heist. Almost.

"Well, lets get going." she got dressed and put the amulet I needed to steal around her neck. We walked to the train station and Pinkie, Rainbow, and the rest of them were there waiting for us. We boarded the train.

"I feel like I've been the victim of cannibalism." I said.

"And why is that?" Rainbow asked.

"Because we are in an 'iron horse'." Everypony laughed. We made it to Canterlot. We walked to the castle and showed our tickets and walked in.

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After two hours of complete boredom, I decided it was time. "Hey Rare?" I said. Me and her out of her friends were in the area.

"Yes White?"

'Here goes nothing.' "Did I ever tell you how beautiful you look?" I smiled.

"N-no" She said, her face completely red.

"Well, you do. But you know what would make you look really beautiful?"

"What?"

"If you take that amulet off. It gets in the way."

"Oh, yes." She took it off and gave it to me. "Hold onto it will you?"

"Yes Rare Rare, anything for you." I moved closer and tucked the amulet under my wing. She moved closer as well. I leaned forward as if to kiss her. We were nose to nose, then I said it. "Rare?"

"Yes?"

"Do you know what 'You are a fucking retard' means?" She looked confused.

"Wha-" I pushed her to the ground and ran to the door. Every thing felt like it was in slow motion. I ran to the door and I heard: "STOP! THIEF!" I kept running as Twilight yelled for the Guards. Two Guards got in front of me, but I made a sharp left and ran to the window. I used my wings to put the amulet around my neck and shielded myself with my wings and jumped through the window. My wings stopped the shattered glass from hurting me and I flew to the sky. I looked back and saw six Pegasus Guards chasing after me. I made for the caves. I flew in and turned right after the second one. I immediately made a left. The Guards kept going straight after the turn. I made my way for the exit, but two Guards where blocking it. I made a sharp right facing them and made two sharp lefts . The Guards chasing me only saw me do one left. I turned right and made for the second exit. I reached it and took low to the ground after I exited the cave. I flew high into the clouds after a while. I was laughing so hard. I flew back to Chrysalis to tell her what had happened.

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"STOP! THIEF!" Twilight yelled. "SOMEPONY STOP HIM! GUARDS! ARREST HIM! DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!" Twilight turned to Rarity who was still on the ground, looking at where White used to be in disbelief.

"H-he...he just...n-no...no..." Tears filled her eyes. "NO! NO NO NO NO NO!" She began to cry. She laid on the ground and began sobbing harder. "WHY?! WHY HIM?! OUT OF ALL THE PONIES! WHY HIM?!" She sobbed harder.

"Twilie?" Twilight turned to see her older brother. He was told to go back to the Guard once the word of the stealing of the elements got out. "Can I have a word with you?"

"Yes." She walked off with him. "What is it?"

"How much do you know about this stallion?"

"About White? Not much, he was quiet about personal stuff. But I know he is helping that thing, he probably stole Pinkies as well. He said he needed to use the bathroom, but by that I think he meant steal the amulet. "

"So you don't know too much about him?"

"Nope."

"Well then we will get info out of him, Bold Hoof is a great flier. He should catch him in no-" He was interrupted by Bold.

"He's gone."

"What? How?!"

"We lost him in the caves. It's like he memorized the whole layout of the place."

"That's probably what he did when he was waiting for Rarity to make his suit," Twilight said. "He memorized the caves."

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"So, you said what?" Chrysalis asked me.

"Rare, do you know what 'You are a fucking retard' means? Then I pushed her to the ground and ran off." I gave her the amulet. She looked happy, really happy. She gave an evil grin.

"Thank you. You may go now."

"Okay have a good night Chrysie." I made my way to my room. Blue was waiting for me.

"Well," She said. "Look who's handsome and looking sharp."

"Well," I said. "Look who Is sexy and would look nice in bed with her legs spread." I smirked.

"Calm down big boy, I'm still a little sore." She got in bed. I removed my suit and got in next to her. I kissed her good night and she did back.