The Harmony Theft

I yawned again as I got up from my bed. Blue was sleeping next to me (and no, we didn't 'do it'). Me shifting in the bed must have woken her up, because she awoke as well. I apologized for waking her up, but she denied that I did so and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I was gonna try to get more info on the next thing I was gonna steal. Meaning I had to go to SCC (Sugar Cube Corner) and scout the place out, looking for good entry and exit points, additional escape points in case something happens, and I also need to see what gear I'd need to bring. Of course, I wouldn't need the grapple and zip-line I had, (damn) but I had a feeling I would use them soon. If you are wondering why I had those, let me explain. Before I arrived here, we were in the middle of a heist, robbing a bank in LA. I was in charge of roof entry and exit, meaning that we had to get on the roof using the grapple, and to the car once we were done, using the zip-line to get to it faster and to get the bags and bags of money we had to the car as well. Moving on however, I got dressed and made my way to the throne room to have Chrysalis change me into a pony again. I flew to SCC to scout the area out, both inside the building and outside. I started with outside. Nothing much. Above a room however, there was a dumpster. I could jump out the window if I get caught, and maybe use it as an escape. I opened the lid, I'd do it again tonight, in case somepony closes it. God, that felt weird. I have to say that now because if I say 'someone', they will know something's up. I'm saying it now just to get used to it. I saw two windows in the kitchen. One was perfect for me to get into the place from. I made my way to the front of the building, took a deep breath, and walked in.

My nose was instantly hit with the smell of baked goods and other sweets. My mouth watered a bit, I'm not gonna lie. Everything smelled so good. I haven't had any sweets since I go here, and its been like what, 4 months? Yeah, around that. 'You aren't here for sweets,' I thought to myself. 'Chrysalis is counting on you. Focus on the task at hand...hoof...whatever' I obviously wasn't gonna be aloud upstairs, so I'd be blind there. I took a look over the counter and into the kitchen. A mare was bending over to get something, I'm guessing she is the owner or a cook, or both.

"Can I help you?" My focus turned to a stallion. He looked a bit angry, I couldn't imagine why. Oh...OH! Oh god! My face instantly got red. 'Great, now he thinks I'm some sort of perv. Perfect. Well, better that than him knowing that I was about to rob the place.'

"Heh, sorry. I was...ummm...I'll stop talking now." He sighed.

"What ever, can I help you?"

"Hmm? No, I'm just looking around."

"Really, because it looked like by 'around', you meant 'my wife'."

"I promise I was not looking at her good Sir. I have somepony already."

"Sure." He took that into thought.

"Well, we just got off on the wrong hoof now didn't we? Lets start over. Hi! My name is White Tone" He shook his head.

"Call me Mr. Cake."

"Okay Mr. Cake, so... I know this sound a little funny, but do ya have any windows in the kitchen?" 'I done goofed. THE CHOKE! WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY THAT?! FOR FUCKS SAKE I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER!'

"You need to know this why?"

'DONE GOOFED!' "Well, baking in good lighting is better for you ya know. Especially when it's sun light. My marefriend told me that, and it has certainly worked as far as I know." 'I should kill myself now. That was the worst thing I have come up with. That's why Syndicate used me for action and not information.' "I was checking the place out and I was trying to see if you did have any. Sorry if it looked like something else."

"We do," He said. "And it's okay. As long as you are telling the truth, I accept your apology."

'Yes!' "Thank you. Me and my friends might check this place out some time. unfortunately, I left all my bits at my hotel room. I'm visiting here from..." 'Shit think!' "...Cloudsdale." 'Smooth Ryan, real smooth.' "I have family here, I would be staying with them, but their place was already full, heh." I needed to stop before I say something I regret. "Any way, it was nice-"

"WHITE!" A pink flash ran up next to me. "Ohgoodyou'rehereI'vebeenlookingalloverforyouIneedtotellyousomethingsuperduperimportantIneedtoknowwhatyourfavorite*Deep breath*typeofcakeisbecauseofthepartyI'mthrowingforyouyaknowa'welcometoponyvile'partyforyouIneedtoknowsoIcanhaveacakereadyandIalsoneedtoknowwhatyourfavroitethemeforpartiesarelikedoyoulike*Deep breath*gamepartiesordancepartiesormaybe-"

"Whoa, whoa,whoa! Slow down there! I couldn't understand a word you just said. Say it again, slow this time if ya don't mind."

"I need to know what your favorite type of cake is, and do you like dance parties, or game parties, or maybe-"

"Whoa, wait, what?"

"Don't be silly, Didn't I tell you I was throwing you a 'welcome to ponyvile' party?"

"I'm...I think so-"

"Good So what is it?"

"What is what?"

"The cake."

"Ummm..."

"I need to know right away so we can get on it!"

"Hold up. When is this happening?"

"Tonight!" She did the confetti thing again.

"And this is for me?"

"Yep!" I half expected rainbows to shoot out of her ass and for her to start flying around the room. Thank god that didn't happen. I liked how nice she was being, but I had places to be, I needed to steal from her.

"Listen, I like how nice you are being to me, but I have places I need to be. I'm sorry, but tonight can't work. Tomorrow I'm getting ready to go back to Cloudsdale, and the day after that I'm leaving. I'm sorry." I left bad when I saw her face. She looked hurt.

"O-oh...okay..."

"I'm really sorry, I am, but maybe I'll visit here another time and we can have it then."

"Okay..." I felt so bad. She didn't look like the type of pony who ever would get sad.

"How many other would have there been?"

"Lots of other ponies..." Lots? That meant they could only keep their eye on one at a time, I could ask to go to the bathroom, look for the amulet, drop it out the window with the dumpster, and after the party, I could retrieve it and get back to Chrysalis! And they wont think of me doing it because I'd be 'in the bathroom'! It's perfect!

"Hmmm...Screw it. Packing can wait. I changed my mind. I'd love to show up tonight."

"YAY!" Still no rainbows out of her ass...yet. She gave me a huge bear hug. I swear, nopony should be able to hug that tightly. "So what is it then? Favorite cake that is."

"Surprise me."

"YayIlovesurprisesIgetonitrightawayohIcan'twaittoseethelookonyourfaceYAYPINKIEPARTY!" She ran off out the door.

"She's a little ball of energy isn't she?" Mr. Cake chuckled.

"You have no idea."

"Well, I better be going. I guess I'll see you tonight."

"As will I."

"Goodbye Mr. Cake."

"Goodbye White." I made my way to the door and flew off to tell Chrysalis about my plan.

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"So let me get this straight," Rainbow said. "You invited White to Sugar Cube Corner for a 'welcome to ponyvile' party?"

"Yep," Pinkie said. "And lots of other ponies are invited to help him meet friends!"

"I never thought I'd love you so much Pinkie!" Rarity said.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Spike said. "Who's this 'White' pony?"

"White Tone is only the most handsome stallion ever!" Rarity said.

"Celestia Rare," Rainbow said. "Calm down. No need to orgasm over him." Spike was feeling jealous. Who ever White Tone is, He obviously had Rarity's heart. HIS Rarity. The Rarity he had a crush on. He could feel himself growing more and more jealous. He is probably some ugly stallion and Rarity only likes him for his money or something. He could easily get her back with charm. Simple as that.

"Oh his eyes! They are the most beautiful red! And his mane..." She kept going on and on about him. Spike began to feel sick just listening to her talking about him. Hey, he might turn out to be like Blueblood. She might not even like him once she got to know him. The though of her looking at him in disgust brought a smile to his face.

"...t doesn't matter why she is throwing it for him!" Rarity sad. "I matters that he is showing up! I can't wait to actuality talk and-"

"Drool all over him?" Rainbow said. That made everypony giggle and laugh, all but Rarity.

"What ever, we will see who will be giggling and laughing once me and him get married and have foals and spend the rest of our lives together." EWWWW! Spike tuned her out as soon as she started talking about how 'big' he might be. He didn't need to hear that. He didn't WANT to hear that. It was almost time to get started and the guests would start showing up soon. He needed a plan in case he was as Rarity said. In case things got...out of claw.

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Blue would not be attending with me. She had, of course, been banished from Equestria. I still needed to ask her why. I flew SCC. 'Okay, you can do this Ryan. Talk a little, ask for the bathroom, locate and steal the amulet, drop it into the dumpster, go back to the party and have fun. You earned it.' I checked on the dumpster lid, still open. I took a deep breath and walked in. I was instantly attacked by Pinkies Rap God speed talking. "AreyouhavingfunbecauseIamwowthisissomuchfunyoushouldtrythecakeit'ssogoodandalltheponiesherearesoniceandIcan'twaittohavesomuchfunwithyouandtherestofallmy*deep breath* friendsandit'sgonnabesomuchfunandIcouldn'twaittillyougothereandIhavebeenbounceingaroundwaitingcupcakesforyouand*another deep breath*ohIcan'twaittohearwhatyouthink!" She was out of breath again. I chuckled.

"ya did good Pinkie. This looks nice already." I gave her a smile.

"SMILE!" She bounced up and down.

'Please don't do the-' She did the confetti thing again. 'Shit. Well, still no rainbows.' As soon as I said that, Rainbow Dash and everypony else came to greet me. There was one addition to them, a small dragon. 'I'm guessing that's this 'Spike' Twi told be about.' "Hey, what's up?"

"Cloudsdale." Rainbow Dash said. I rolled my eyes. Typical Dash. I had dismissed it until now, but there was always this, look Rarity did when she looked at me. I couldn't tell what it was, but I think I got the idea when she clung to my side.

"Hey White~" That tone, I didn't like it. I knew she did. She had a crush on me. I thought a little. Time to find 'Before Syndicate Ryan.' Found him, now lets have fun.

"Hi Rare Rare, how are you." I gave her a smirk.

"I amdn thag...Ahhhh~" I chuckled as I put a wing around her. She melted into glue (Ha! Melting horse puns! Sorry, I'll stop.) She melted into liquid pony. I didn't ever have to try!

"Lets go to were the party's at." We walked to the room and started chatting. Every now and then, I'd flirt with Rarity. Spike kept giving me looks, and they weren't friendly ones. 'Come on Ryan, it's now or never.' "I gotta use it. I'll be back."

"Up the stairs and to the left," Pinkie said. "And be careful, the room in front of the bathroom is the foals room. don't want to wake them." I made my way up the stairs and turned left. I was greeted by Spike.

"Don't think I don't know what you are up to."

'SHIT! Play it cool Ryan.' "What?"

"I know a thief when I see one."

'SHIT! FUCK! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! SHIT! FUCK! FUCK! SHIT!' "What are you talking about?"

"What do you think? Rarity, MY Rarity." I almost fell over laughing. I was relieved that he didn't know I was going to steal the amulet, but HIS Rarity?

"Give me a break," I said. "She is all over me. What would make you think she would like you? You are a dragon, and I am a pony. Give it up."

"Stop or I'll make you!"

"I am twice your size, what are you going to do? Back off pal! Stop 'trying' to cock block me from flirting with Rare. If you think you can stop me, then let the war begin." He growled at me and stormed off down the stairs. I looked at the foals room. 'Shit' That looked like the room that had the window over the dumpster. I'd have to tip-hoof through a mine field to get what I needed to get done done. I didn't know how to efficiently and quietly flap my wings yet. I slowly made my way to Pinkies room. I looked around and found it tucked under her pillow. I tucked it under my wing and made my way to the foals room. I slowly opened the door, stepped in, and close it behind me. I quietly made my way to the window and slowly opened it. I dropped it into the dumpster and closed the window. I made my way back.

CREAK!

'SHIT!' I walked more softly to the door. I opened it and closed it behind me. 'That was close!' I actually need to to use it now. I went in the bathroom and made my way back down stairs. Time to have some fun!

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"Oh White!" Rarity laughed, putting her front legs around my neck. "You are so funny!"

'That wasn't even a joke, but okay.' I put my wing around her. "Okay, okay." I said. "So a lawyer and a Guard are dead, now they where both good so they got to go up to the good after life instead of down to the bad one. When it's time for the lawyer to get where he will be staying, he gets a huge mansion! It has a big garden and everything. Now the Guard is like: 'That's what he gets! Well, I have been guarding and protecting ponies, and the princess, I can't wait to see what I get!' When it's his time. He gets a stupid little shack. He started complaining to the pony in charge. He said: 'Why do I get this?! That lawyer got it so much better than me!' Then the pony said: 'Yeah, because he's the first lawyer we've ever had.'!" They started laughing again. All but Spike, either he didn't get it, or he was really mad at me. Mr. Cake over heard us and started laughing as well. I turned to him. "Yeah! He gets it!" More laughing.

"I have to admit," Mr. Cake said. "That was good."

"No it wasn't," Spike grumbled. "It didn't make any since."

"Now tiny Spike," I said. "Lawyers lie and cheat to make their defendants win the case, so they are bad. And only good things get to go up instead of down." I chuckled. "What do you call somepony with no legs that hangs on your wall? Art!" More laughs. Still none from Spike.

"Not even funny." He said.

"Awww," I said. "Is somepony cranky?" I joked around. "Any way, I should get going." Rarity looked upset. "It's okay Rare Rare, I'll see you later tomorrow okay?" She lit up.

"Okay!" I made my way to the door and ran around the house to the dumpster. I put it around my neck (Didn't want to lose it.) and flew off.

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I gave it to Chrysalis and didn't give her time to talk or change me back. I flew to mine and Blues room and slid into bed next to her. I kissed her on the forehead and laid my head down. I was met with her lips connecting to mine. She slid her tongue into my mouth and we hugged each other. We wrestled with out tongues for a while. I felt myself getting hard, she must have to because she broke the kiss.

"I can feel you down there~" She said. I chuckled. "I was getting tired of waiting, I was about to start touching myself~"

"You want to do it I'm guessing."

"I don't want to be able to use my legs the whole day tomorrow~" I smirked.

"Your wish, is my command."