I was really lazy going to Kawaii-Con. I dressed up as Alex Mercer. If that's not lazy, I don't know what is. If you find that insulting, you didn't let me finish.

I got the hoodie, the white shirt, and long pants. That's it. I didn't even get any weapons of any sort. I only brought the really cool Alex Mercer sword to fight off some crazy guy with a buster sword.

I make people angry a lot. Which explains how I got stuck in a statue for a couple thousand years. At least I left behind a little present.

Take that Discord.

I… just wish I had time to say good bye though. To the many people I wronged all those years ago. The only thing that remains is a dark, nagging voice at the back of my head.

You talking about me?

… I was simply asking at that point, wasn't I?

Eeyup!

Sigh. But Life is full of constant ups and downs, and all I ask for is redemption in the end. And if I can't find it, I'm going to make it.