Fifty Shades of Niegh

To start my first chapter of analysis, I'd like to bring up the very makeup of the Equusferracallabus---As is correctly stated.

First of all, I had to make a number of observations and analyses with the Equine race of the human world. To put together a basic summary...They're ugly horses. The makeup of the body is completely unattractive, and very inhumane. I took a survey of about 600 humans, 599 of which said that horses were unattractive. As for that one...well...let's say it was biased. The 'horse' was used as a work animal for humans, and as a means of transportation. Slightly offensive, but I digress. This was the conclusion of my first experiment: People may think it's all strange for one from this world to be 'aroused' by one of the other world resembling an animal from the first's world, but there is a drastic difference in their horses and our ponies.

My second experiment was to compare pictures. A picture of certain ponies I know from Equestria, and some generic horse pictures found via the Internet. I tested the same 600 people, in which the results were 600 people thought of the Pony as more attractive than the horse. Though some gave an odd reaction of making it clear to me that only in the circumstances in which that was all there was to choose they would think a pony as attractive. Either way, I put the records in my notes and decided to lay down for the night.

The equine race is described as 'anthropomorphic.' Most accurately defined as: (adj.), relating to or characterized by anthropomorphism. • having human characteristics. Anthropomorphism is described as the following: (n.) the attribution of human characteristics or behavior to a god, animal, or object. Equinity holds many anthropomorphic traits, such as the ability to communicate in the way humans do, to make human gestures, to look partially human in certain ways, and to act like humans.

You may say that even though we are 'anthropomorphic', it is still strange to be 'aroused' by one of our kind.

This is covered in the next chapter.