The spell-binding tales of NAH, The Non-Adventerous Human.

At least I haven't eaten yet.

That was my first thought after waking up as horse-thingy. I can only imagine the stupidity that would have been unleashed if I had a full stomach. As it was I only had to deal with the minor levels of idiocy that came about as the result of my sudden changing of species and location within the time-space continuum. I would take the fact that I didn't have to deal with the half digested food of an omnivore diet ending up in the stomach of my new herbivore body as a brilliant stroke of luck and chalk it up as a win.

Although to be fair, the emptiness of my stomach had been not been my first brilliant stroke of luck that day. That honor had gone to the fact that the purple-unicorn-thingy that had summoned me, Twilight Sparkle, just happened to be the student of one of the head honchos around here.