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A Farmers Tools

by Imperium Bedlam
After spending a few thousand years in stone, one particular Displaced, in the form of Malthael, just wants to enjoy the simple things in life.

Nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-eight, nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-nine, ten billion.

There is only so many times one can count to ten billion before it gets boring, and that would be the first time. I've spent so long just standing here watching the days go past that I feel as though it would only take a glass of water to sway me.

I don't hate the sisters for what they've done, they made the right choice in their position. Who knows, maybe I'll go back to counting after I've gotten out of here. Maybe.

I suppose peace was too much to ask for.

Alright, this is mostly just written as a joke so don't take it too seriously and I'm sorry if I offend anyone... somehow. Oh and this is a Displaced fic, so go ahead and hate on it if you want.

Teen
Cancelled
Crossover
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
Comedy
 
OPMPO

15373 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

7 Chapters:

  1. The Rake 2015-02-12 12:15:23 UTC
    1209
  2. The Plough 2015-02-17 04:56:48 UTC
    1382
  3. The Shovel 2015-02-22 13:32:45 UTC
    1618
  4. The Hoe 2015-02-25 07:38:46 UTC
    1793
  5. The Cultivator 2015-02-26 20:25:52 UTC
    1831
  6. The Contract 2015-03-02 21:11:24 UTC
    4063
  7. Starting Out 2015-06-14 12:06:33 UTC
    3477