Boring as hell chapter that's nonessential

Hello, I found something else while browsing the foundation archives, all Keter class objects are to be destroyed immediately, and that means Rainbow Dash is to be destroyed as soon as possible. But I'm sure you knew that, no, what you didn't know was that as a Thaumiel class object, Phoenix is used as a biological playground to try and control his powers and other Keter class objects(make them Object class Safe). If time seems to pass/skip to quickly, it's because I have my reasons. Sorry someone's coming, I have to go. Talk to you soon.

"Professor L. the two SCP's have been successfully transferred to site 19 and are fully cataloged."

"Excellent work Sparkle, what did you discover from your brief interactions with them?" L. demands.

"I learned that the pegasus with the Rainbow mane, should she be kept away from her friend under false pretenses, will enter a state of pure primal rage until she's either sedated or reunited." Sparkle says while handing L. a file encased in a magenta aura. "She also appears to be able to excrete a substance similar to unrefined Spectra, which she was found in once recovered. One little oddity of hers is when she touches anypony, they are slowly burned away until they are nothing more than a skeleton and severely burned flesh." Sparkle says matter of factually.

"Interesting, it also says here she can phase through walls and drag ponies with her." L. says incredulously.

"Yes, its quite the spectacle to watch, unfortunately once the ponies she takes with her return, they're either corpses, or to mentally broken to clearly rationalize any form of altercations, or interactions, let alone fathom any normal thoughts." Sparkle defeatedly states.

"There's nothing we could've done if this file is any thing to go off of. She is a Keter class object, and must be destroyed at once. In three, no, one hour, we'll offer a reward for the SCP's of site 19. The two SCP's that reach the mirror first will get to use the mirror and have amnesty from the Foundation. Am I understood?" L. calmly states.

"Yes ma'am. Don't you want to know about the other?" Sparkle asks with a twinge of worry in her voice.

"Is that fear I detect? You're better than this. But no, I do not need to read the file on our dear Phoenix. Before you ask, I was the one who over saw his arrival, and I saw his abilities first hoof. He is able to rationalize and think on a level not known to Keter class objects. Therefore,based on flawed logic, I'll mark him as a Thaumiel class SCP. Now that I think about it. We'll have that battle in 12 hours." L. says with giddy excitement.

"Are you sure?" Sparkle asks.

"Positive! Activate the control chips on the other three. Now! Bring the mirror, show them the prize." L. says in a serious tone.

"As you wish." Sparkle drones.

"Alright maggots, listen up! Professor L. is stopping by ta make an announcement, and I want all of y'all on yer best behavior." Applejack yells cutting through the silence like a knife. As soon as she finishes, the door begins to scream to life as the siren blares. As the door moves over along its track, two ponies walk through the opening.

"Attention SCP's of site 19! We are issuing a tournament of sorts, that benefits two of you. Located behind us is a dimensional portal. Where it leads is up to our choosing, but you six will have to race to see which two leave, and which four stay. Good luck, you'll need it. Sparkle, if you would."

"Begin!"

"That was fast, Rainbow, why did you warp us both in front of the portal?"

"Because, if I hadn't, you would've lost and I'd be stuck with one of those other losers." Dash says.

"Losers seems a little harsh doesn't it? Whatever, let's go through this damn thing before I question reality again." I say flatly. Rainbow waited for all of nopony, as she was through before I took my first step towards this portal. Just as I'm about to enter, Sparkle asks,

"Don't you want to say anything before you go? You know you can't return after you enter. You'll be stuck there for the rest of your life. What to do, what to do, how are you going to protect your precious rainbow in the dark without our involvement? You'd have to subdue her yourself, and we both know you can't harm her, or anypony here. Face it, you're worthless, never able to amount to anything, not even able to keep your friend safe those years ago." Sparkle says in a know-it-all attitude.

"Shut up." I growl, feeling my self control failing, causing my mouth to elongate and fill with razor sharp teeth.

"Did I strike a nerve there. What are you, a useless excuse of a pony, going to do about it?" Sparkle all but laughs.

"Keep it up, I dare you." I threaten. As I feel my fore-hooves, and back hooves, disfigure and split on the ends into claws. While small sines appear on my neck and spine. My tail extends and becomes more rigid along with my wings, which grow a small claw on each joint.

"Oh look! Hey L. get a load of this, our nopony is trying to be threatening." Sparkle says, as she calls over L.

"Pathetic, isn't it, you think I'm afraid of you, colt! I'm the thing that haunts your nightmares!" L. yells.

"Then this shouldn't scare you one bit." I growl. I turn to face the duo, just as I start to grow in height. As I'm growing, my skin doesn't, ripping off of me with sickening sounds of flesh tearing and splitting.

"L. What's happening, this isn't like him. He normally just sighs and listens to what we say."

"Sparkle, I think that, thing, is our end." L. says with acceptance.

"No, your end, not mine. I've still got 939 to save my soul." Sparkle says smugly, "Enjoy eternal damnation in tartarus, you won't be missed." Sparkle says as she teleports out of the room. I pay her no mind as I jolt into an attack position, removing any skin left on me, revealing a bony plate from my head to tail. My tail is nothing but bone, and my underside is revealing all of my muscles, bones, and entrails.

"If you kill me now, make it quick." L. says.

"Fine." I growl as I lunge forward and clamp my jaws down on L. severing him in two. His hindquarters fall to the ground, bleeding and covered in his entrails. His wings fall separate, still fluttering about due to muscle spasms. I turn back around and approach the portal, and with out thinking, walk into the unknown.

"What do you think it is?"

"I don't know,it just appeared out of thin air."

Author's Note

NEWS

1. My original editor has been sacked and fed to 682 as lunch. I don't like it when I have to leave out chunks of my story because they are "Too terrifying." no shit, it's the SCP foundation, I'd be surprised when it isn't terrifying. I also had to leave out Rarity's complete back story, why Chrysalis is permanently bound to Fluttershy's astrophysical form. I was also forced to 'tone down' Scootaloo's appearance(by leaving it out), and sense the previous chapter was so maliciously hated by me, my editor payed for it dearly. I had to scratch another line onto SCP-1543-02(The Orbital Sun Cannon).
2. Someone suggested I send SCP-106 and SCP-682-R to the canon Equestria, to which I will leave up to you, the viewers, to decide whether or not I do that(~~because I don't know~~ Screw it lets go!). I was also told to pick up the pace and make the SCP's fight, to that I say. No.
3. Finally, Until I get a new editor, or pre reader/proofreader (mine just looked at SCP-069 in the face) the story will be edited to the best of my abilities.
4. Anyone interested knowing that I just have to say one word to the O5-A command, and 'Into the fiery orb with ye.' On a side note, You've now met SCP-682-R's normal, watcher, and dragon forms, what's next? Who knows, probably the giant.
5. Holy hell, do you know how hard it is to write a country accent, next time you see an author write one, give them a huge pat on the back. That shit's harder than it looks.