SCP-[REDACTED]

by Phoenix43

Screwing the canon, one step at a time

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"Ugh... That's the last time I do all the drugs before looking through a mirror again." I say shaking my head. I stand up shakily, and look around to get a good idea of where I am.

"Well, it's brighter, and happier than the foundation. Smells cleaner too, I wonder if the ponies are nicer here than in the foundation." I muse aloud, unaware of the pony approaching from behind.

"Well howdy there! Don't think ah've seen ya 'round these here parts o' town?" A southern voice says behind me.

"Gah! Don't startle me like that, It's not a good idea to scare me like that." I warn without turning my head to her.

"Ah'll keep that in mind Mr...? Ah'm terribly sorry, but I don't think ah caught 'yer name." The voice says. I turn my head, out of curiosity, to get a better view of who's talking. I'm greeted to an orange earth pony mare with a blonde mane ending with a red band tying her mane back. Her tail was the same way, She also bore a large brown stetson upon her crown. She looks familiar, but I can't put my hoof on it.

"If I tell you my name, will you tell me yours?" I ask.

"'Course I will. Only seems fair." The mare says.

"Very well, I'm Phoenix." I tell her flatly.

"Phoenix? That's it? No last name, 'jus Phoenix? Alright, Ah won't hold y'all against 'yer own name." She says.

"Just uphold your end of the bargain." I say harshly.

"Alright. Ah'm Applejack. Best applebucker this side 'O Equestria." She says in excitement.

"Applejack? I'll grind you to dust! Wait, no, different universe different rules, I'll make you wish you were never born!" I shout as I start to tremble with rage. It's blinding, clouding my senses and judgement, as I didn't notice Applejack start to approach me.

"Now why in tarnation would ya do that fer? Ah haven't done anything wrong to y'all yet." Applejack says, glaring at me, "Hows about ya tell me where yer from, an we'll work from there." She says comfortingly.

"I'm from Site:19, Professor Applejack. How could you not recognize me?" I demand.

"Ah don reconize ya, 'cause Ah've never seen you before in mah life." Her answer slaps a little reality in my face as I realize I'm in another dimension. "An' what's this so called site nineteen?" She questions me.

"Site:19, of the SCP foundation. Used to contain, control, or destroy objects from harming the planet of Equus. I'm one of the SCP's. SCP-682-286, or SCP-682-R. A Thaumiel or Esoteric Class object." I drone, like a broken record.

"What?"

"It means, I'm a freak, and I'm from another dimension. Against my better judgement, I think I'll trust you, only because you haven't tried to strap me to a table and dissect me yet." I joke to her.

"Dissect ya?" She asks.

"Well, yeah! I have a calming effect on other ponies, except for when I'm angry. So the lab boys decided they wanted to know how I work." I say as I stand up and begin to walk towards a barn. Applejack calls out to me, but I ignore her and keep walking along the dirt path towards the barn.

"Wait. What do ya mean, other dimension? And why'd ya say y'all were a freak?" Applejack asks, after running to me, I try to ignore her and keep walking, but she jumps in front of me, "Ah won' take 'No' fer an answer either." Applejack says.

"Fine. Yes, I'm from another dimension, and I'll trust you to not tell anypony my real name, got it." I deadpan, "Ah got it, no tellin anypony." She promises, "I mean it, I will kill you if you tell another soul. My real name is Blazing Skies, but call me Phoenix in public, and I won't have to hurt you, or worse." I say. I thin about how I'm going to explain the freak thing. 'I could just create some fire, no, I could do that before the accident. Oh! I know, just mutate my left fore hoof into a claw, and then say I can change any part of my body.' I was so enthralled by my mental pre-planing, that I didn't notice the tree I was walking towards.

"Careful there!" Aj calls, right before I smack muzzle first into the branch of the apple tree. Aj starts laughing, but I was in no mood to be laughed at, or laughed with.

"God dammit! I've had it with today, and today's events." I shout as I throw a flaming hoof into the tree, igniting it upon contact.

"Hey! there was no reason to do that! Ah was jus' laughing at the moment, that's no reason to burn one O' my trees!" Aj shouts at me.

"I'm sorry, its just that, I'm in another world, that's a lot to take in at once, I doubt you've had to experience that. At least not to this level anyways." I say with a smirk as the tree is nothing but smoldering coals now. I'm about to take off and fly away when I hear Aj speak up.

"Look, Ah may not have gone through what you jus' did, but Ah've run away once before, and that felt like a whole different world ta' me. So it may not be ta' your degree, but Ah know what it feels like." She says to me, sounding censer. I decide to not fly off, rather, follow Applejack as she shows me around the farm.

"Hey Applejack! Are you ready to get to work, oh, who's this little guy." A voice says, coming from a purple unicorn.


"So... Why are you two doing this again, and thanks for stopping me back there." I say as Twilight looks away.

"Cause A made a bet with Big Mac that whoever finishes their side O' tha farm last, has to walk down Stirrup Street wearing one O granny's old girdles!" Applejack says in delight.

"And just in time, I'm starving." Twilight says famished, "Don't mention it, I just acted as I saw fit. That's all. Nothing more, nothing less."

"True. Shame Ah'll never get those trees ta' grow again' properly, but who knows, they might come back, jus' better than before." Aj says doing her best not to buck me clear across the orchard.

[Magical sounds]

"Oh, what's this? A letter from Princess Celestia. Here ye, here ye! yadda yadda, since I enjoy spending time with you. Here are two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala! One for me plus a guest!" Twilight exclaims.

"The Gala! Twi, ya have ta let me go. It'll give me a chance to raise money fer the farm. We can finally replace tha saggy ol' barn, Big Mac could replace that saggy ol' plow. And Granny Smith could replace that saggy ol' hip!" Aj says with delight.

"I guess, if offered, I'll go. Only so I can go and check the Canterlot Archives for any information on the foundation." I say flatly. I get blank stares before a sudden scream breaks the silence.

"DID YOU SAY GRAND GALLOPING GALA?"

"Rainbow Dash! Were you spyin on us?" Aj questions. I'm brought out of my daze and into a state of confusion, 'I know its a different world and all, but I thought there'd be some differences. Everypony looks the exact same! If this universes Rainbow Dash and my universes Rainbow Dash stood together side by side, and she wasn't continually covered in Spectrum, I wouldn't be able to tell them apart. I'll stay silent for now, but if she says she recognizes me, I'm losing my shit.' I think.

"Phoenix?"

'I mean, what if some other ponies recognize me, and they're working for the foundation?' I mentally ponder.

"Phoenix?"

'For all I know they could all work for them, they'll take me back. They could've already taken back Rainbow Dash and I'm next! I mentally panic.

"Phoenix?"

'I'm next, oh dear Luna. I'm next. It was fun while it lasted. I think as I settle on my revelation.

"PHOENIX!"

"Gah!" I shout.

"Hello! I was trying to get your attention for the past couple of minutes. Did you catch the train to lazyville, population you. But in all seriousness, Why were you staring off into space like that? You just kept walking, and looking downward. Is something wrong?"

"No, nothing's wrong, just lost in thought. Is this a tree? In the middle of town. Why does it say Golden Oak Library?" I ask.

"Yes. It's the Golden Oaks Library, and it's also my home. Now if only these ponies would stop asking for my ticket to the Gala." Twilight says exhausted. I'm about to ask what she means, but she's grabbed by a crowd of ponies, all shouting her name. I look out at them as Pinkie Pie, as the pink one is called, mentions the Gala and sends the whole town on a chase after Twilight. I pass it off and walk inside the library. Opening the door I come across this dimensions Fluttershy, a butterscotch pegasus, cleaning the shelves, along with some animals. I walk up to the horse head statue in the center and stub my hoof.

"FUCK! Goddamn that shit hurts!" I shout, startling Fluttershy.

"Oh! Oh my, I'm sorry, I'll make sure it doesn't happen again. I'm sorry!" The mare squeaks out pathetically. I look at her through a pained stare, trying my best to apologize for scaring her, but she must've saw it as if I were in some sort of pain.

"Oh! Your hurt, let me look at it, if you don't mind, Mama Fluttershy will make it all better." Someone changes identities quickly, she just met me, yet, she's willing to help me for no reason.

"I'm fine, really, just stubbed my hoof. I feel fine, so don't worry about me. You just get back to... whatever it was you were doing. Cleaning? I think, or were you dusting?" I say, only for her to hide behind her hair. "I'll let you get back to work Ms. Fluttershy. You know, I've heard great things about you, but I prefer to hear facts from the source, not rumors." I say trying to coax her out of her shell.

"My name's Fluttershy, and well, yes. I'm the new Element of Kindness. If you don't mind me asking, have you heard about the Elements of Harmony before?" She asks. 'I deeply regret asking an introvert about themselves, now she won't shut up. Maybe if I leave she'll be quiet.' I reason to myself.

"And that's how we defeated Nightmare Moon. Hey, where'd you go? Weren't you going to tell me about yourself?" Fluttershy says in disdain. I stop just before the front door and sigh, before answering.

"Yes, but I lied, so... no, I'll be on my way now." I say, and as I reach a hoof to the door to leave, the door slams open sending me flying into the wall and onto the floor.

"Thank goodness, I thought those ponies would never leave me alone.... Give me a break!" Twilight shouts as she sees the group of ponies, "I've spent all day trying to figure out who to give the extra ticket to, but No! Now none of you get to go, because I'm sending the tickets back." She says defiantly. 'Wait, all of this fuss was over a piece of paper?' I think as I get aggravated at the current situation.

"Phoenix, do you want to say anything before I send these back to Princess Celestia?" Twilight asks.

"Yes, yes I would." I say as I walk towards the two tickets held in Twilight's magic, "These. These can burn in hell!" I shout as I shoot a fireball at the tickets, burning and melting them upon contact. I continue walking towards the stairs and tell them to, "Write to your Princess, she should know not to cause turmoil intentionally among her subjects. It only ends in tragedy and loss." I warn as I caress the crest and slam the door behind me, separating them from me in a bedroom.

"I wonder what his problem is, and how did he make that fireball without using magic? I better tell The Princess about him, and to tell her about the Gala tickets."


[POV Change]

"Ugh, where am I? Am I in a castle, it looks more like a dungeon, only much much larger. It's badly damaged, and the overgrowth doesn't help much, Wait, am I alone?" I pause before yelling, "HELLO! IS ANYPONY HOME?" The echoing of the walls confirms it. "I'm all alone. Again."


Author's Note

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Also, I've got me an editor. (bout damn time, the voices in my head wouldn't let me start until I had one.) I also have decided that (due to issues) Scootaloo will be SCP-375; the shadow in the corner of your eye.

  1. Updates will come out slower as I'm working on two different stories, along with this one.

  2. (Self advertisement)I'm willing to be a proofreader for anyone writing a story, I don't care what, just know that I'll proofread/edit it for you:pinkiehappy:.

  3. The chapters will come out less and less frequent due to school work pilling up, and With a hurricane on the way I want to get this out before I (might) go powerless.

  4. Second to last, I decided the portal will make them enter the show of the ponies we all know and love.

  5. Finally, Phoenix(Not my OC, someone else's) landed in Sweet Apple Acres(convenience whore 1), and Rainbow landed in the Everfree Forest(convenience whore 2), to be met in a later episode. (After the Ticket Master)
    Until next time, Phoenix43.

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