I look at everyone's stories and smile. There are those who make something unique and beautiful, original and happy. Then there are people who make just total crap, lets not dwell on those guys...but then....THEN...there are the worst possible things that no man, woman, child, mare, stallion, or filly should EVER EVAR!!! have to face...I speak of course of the troll.

This story is about the crusader unicorn known as Mei as he hears from the God of all that is awesome and good (Freddie Mercury) who tells him to kill all the trolls
So join Mie as he breaks the fourth wall twice as much as pinkie and hunts down all those mother f- (the following ten paragraphs have been cut as where it was just a very long and extended explanation of how the author views People who troll the internet. We now return you to the tail end of the long description)
-ixed with leprechaun taint and baked under the light of a full moon for twelve days only to be shat on from a fat guy ten stories up!!!!......
ahem!... so sit back and enjoy as the pony world is graced by The God of Awesomeness and his loyal servant wrecking a righteous and divine fury upon the evil blight in the pony world...and in the real world.