Cortana? This has got to be a prank... Right?

"So... Where do we go?" Asked John.

"Well we are going to the dining hall because my friends are there." Answered Twilight.

"Oh. Ok."

"Chief!"

"Yeah?" Asked Chief.

She stopped speaking out loud, 'What if she's lying and just trying to get information out of you!'

'Don't think so.'

'If you say so Chief.'

~The Dining Room~

"Hey girls!"

"Hey Twi'" Exclaimed Applejack

"Uhhh... Twilight, who's that stallion with you?"

"I forgot I kept that illusion spell up!" Her horn flared to life and the stallion turned back into his normal form, John.

"I'm coming Twilight!" Exclaimed Rainbow Dash

She charged at John and tried to pin him to the ground, only to be grabbed and thrown backwards.

"Rainbow! We made a deal with John."

"Oh really darling? What is it?" Asked Rarity

"You can ask me any questions and I'll answer and I have to stay with Twilight

Pinkie Pie interrupted and asked, "Do you like cupcakes?"

"No. Too much sugar."

"Can you're kind not digest sugar? Are you a carnivore?" Asked Twilight

"My kind can digest sugar, I just don't like it, and no, we are not primarily carnivores." Everyone sighed in relief, "We're omnivores."

"Hey Twi', what is an omnivore?" Asked Applejack

"He can eat both meat" Everyone gasped, "and he can eat what we eat."

They all heard footsteps approaching.

"Must be the waiter. He was informed of feeding Wa-"

"John."

"Alright. 'John'."

A blue maned, pompous looking Blueblood walked in and before he looked at John Twilight quickly cast another illusion spell on John. Blueblood looked at the seven and 'hmphed'

"What are you commoners doing here? Especially her!"

"Well, Blueballs, we are here by request of Celestia." Exclaimed Rarity

"How dare you!" He said, not seeing a certain stallion creep behind him, "Atleast I am not as bad at making cloths as you. And I'm not even very good!"

"THATS IT!!" Shouted a certain John.

John punched him in the back of the head, to which Bluebal- I mean Blueblood turned around, apparently slightly angered and hurt, and shot him with a knockout spell... Which John dodged, he then turned around, and bucked him with his forelegs which Blueblood blocked with a shield spell. Which John... bucked again, to which it reacted by shattering, and then turned around again and delivered a deliciously painful

haymaker and kept doing that until a bloodied and battered Bluebal- Blueblood actually I'm not gonna correct myself. Until a bloodied and battered Blueblood fell to the floor, knocked out.

"You just..." Said Rarity

TO BE CONTINUED!

DUN DUN DUN CLIFFHANGER!