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Cortana? This has got to be a prank... Right?

by Dalek15
So. How'd I get here? well, ya know, same old. bought a Assault Rifle with 'Infinite ammo' from a merchant then I came to olde style Equus.

Wait, I'm falling from the moon hanging onto a piece of metal… I sense a reference. Probably not, anyway, my name's John. And now that name means more to humanity… And so much more to the covenant…

Oh look, a pony which can talk. Wait what?

Teen
Incomplete
Crossover
Human
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Random
Adventure
 

2567 words: Estimated 13 minutes to read
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10 Chapters:

  1. I need to talk to Celestia 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    224
  2. TO CANTERLOT 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    402
  3. Dont blame me! YOU got Cortana mad! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    260
  4. Kick, Punch, kick, punch. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    224
  5. ~About 1000 Years ago~ 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    191
  6. Not canon chapter. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    67
  7. I... I... Got captured... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    584
  8. A Quick Note 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    128
  9. Gaining Trust: Part one: F YOU BLUEBALLS! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    439
  10. Another Quick note 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    48